Culture Pals /cp/

Frank and Louie edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

Previous:

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/dNqiEAn
youtube.com/watch?v=4p8cSQtoMw8
interpals.net/miket60
youtube.com/watch?v=_mFAO_3pxDc
youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
youtu.be/HiWXeWQAsUE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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What? U don't liek cats?

Why isn't my qt responding(((

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How true is this?

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Is there a point of using interpals if you are not a >6/10 white guy

Yes, many Portuguese anons have had success on interpals, i think one had a jap qt visit him. Try it

Here's an official guide for fellow Europeans on how to get married to the right girl.

Countries to look for:Eastern Europe, France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey and other Arab Mediterranean countries.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially Latin America, even though the women make the dong hard big time. Especially avoid Asians, Americans and germanic speaking people (Germany is somewhat of an exception).

Script lightly, always start the conversations (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring bitches with your questions, if she can't come up with anything she is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq.

Have somewhat of a weird personality, ask weird questions and talk about surreal stuff, she needs to connect with you. Make her do an iq test within 3-4 weeks of talking with her outside IP, anything less than 120 is unacceptable, also don't get anyone smarter than you or you're in for a fucking ride of your life when you eventually argue about bullshit in your married life and she can hold up against you mentally.

Do not ask for nudes (at least in the first month or so), if she sends you them on her own etc she is a thot and will trade your love and support for some local tinder dick, not worth it.

Also don't be a cuck and send her any money, if she can't afford flights to you, she is will eventually only be a burden to you in the future too.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with self entitled, dumb bitches who think they deserve the world just because they exist, do not fall for this. Have patience and resilience in your systematic search. Talk to as many girls at once as you can, they do the same in most cases, just have your focus on the most promising one at a time.


>Put this guide to the OP:
pastebin.com/dNqiEAn

...also to some arrogant Latvian who thinks his shit doesn't stink
Do it, faget.

>erenburgk keeps popping up in the quick search tab
I can't even remember how her face looks like her photo with the hoop is engraved in my mind.

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God I wish a latvianon rang my bell

same

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

Why?

About to nut

cocks, gay sex, anime probably

Wew...

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post it

OwO

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that would be me

unzip it

> Interpals is about language and culture exchange.

" I'll be traveling to America soon, so If you're a strong dominant man, please message me. I'd love to be you're subservient pony slut, you can do any thing to me for I will be your submissive whore and you my master....if you are a weak pathetic loser please do not attempt to message me... No mamas boys, soy boys, Beta boys,and femanized cucks.I
Please tell me what you will do to me if we ever meet,I want to read your most hidden desires you want to do with me. "

I think it's probably a fake profile.

youtube.com/watch?v=4p8cSQtoMw8

>user-kun, I can’t sleep. what music do you listen to fall asleep? can you recommend me one? :3
>I don’t listen to music to sleep

and me

kek. The last Korean who asked me about music received a playlist of gaúcho songs.
And impressively she listened to all of than i like some. :v

yes, I've heard about your recent success. Impressive. well done. where did you travel with her? where is your qt from?

nobody I know does that. if anything, the music I listen to makes you stay even more awake

thanks user
>where is your qt from?
shes from Ishikawa prefecture, and yours? if you are the portuganon who also has a jap qt3.14
I showed her lisbon, porto, guimaraes, and aveiro (where im originally from)

nice bro, what is Ishikawa known for? mine is from Nagoya.
>I showed her lisbon, porto, guimaraes, and aveiro (where im originally from)
not bad. you could have taken her to Braga as well. I was there last year and it was a really nice place.

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I dont know. in fact, I know very little about Japan overall

alright man, anyway good luck with your Japanese babe and take good care of her. make Portuguese men have a good reputation among them :^)

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interpals.net/miket60

>literal 9/10 qt asks if I'm single
why women do this

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are you single?

Yeah but I was trying to take your advice and detach a bit, but then they just reel you back in :/

F-f-f-freezing.

>a Russian saying that they’re cold
I’ve literally never witnessed this before

Arab countries are a no-no unless the bitch comes from a wealthy family. Other than that, steer away...

just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

I talked to that girl for a bit today. Asked if she wanted a fresh start and she said "it's fine, I don't mind". I don't think it can be rescued desu. I've also just said to her that I'm not interested in just being friends with her, which was quite risky. I'm not sure what she'll reply with, she hasn't yet and has said not to expect quick replies. So i'm guessing there's not much chance of reviving it.

tfw no rich arab gf

I'm not fitting very well in my country's mentality.

Best of luck man, hoping it goes well)

Which countries have tall women?

Denmark I think. Also Montenegro.

Lol I'm expecting it not to. She told me that for her "best friend" she'd reply very late, so I can only imagine how late it'd be for me, hard to build up a connection again when you talk so little. But thanks for your wishes.

>have a pleasant (first) talk with a qt for some time
>discussion ends naturally, we say our parting remarks
>few minutes pass, she wants me to answer a question if it's not "too personal"
>"why do men cheat?" and ends up talking about how her recent ex cheated on her and she broke up with him

Given that she wrote on her profile that she isn't interested in relationships, is this a friendzone or a way of telling me that she's single?

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Wacked it to something I'm not proud of yesterday

Gives off kind of a bad vibe tbqh. You'd best avoid non-virgin qts.

>a way of telling me that she's single?
A way to tell you she is single
Make you say her ex is bad
Never believe she's not interested in relationships if she's the one who brought it up.
Good luck fren.

Could you go to jail for it?

Nah she was just real ugly

today you learned that lust is blind.

meanwhile, not yet Friday but 100% qt voice
youtube.com/watch?v=_mFAO_3pxDc

youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0

hands down the best Friday song

Thanks, fren.

youtu.be/HiWXeWQAsUE
:(

today coworkers’ voices annoy me for some reason

Shame you aren't a Nork, you could denounce them and have their whole family line sent to a camp

It was so bad for her and I never memed around with her since I thought it was sad but in the end it turned out right. She’s lying about being poor though, but I guess they all do.
>lives in a big house
>nice neighborhood
>homeschooling
>it costs thousands of dollars to do the ark factory shit
>comes from a doctor mom
Literally what? The whole oh i grew up poor meme but I never really was haha.
Sage for offtopic and this shit thread

blog on

>blog on
I don’t even need to ask if you’re retarded do I?

Head hurts

>tfw developing oneitis for qt I've just recently started chatting with

not having much success
time to delete

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calm down princess

country?
No. Stay

mate, from personal experience, pull the fuck back.

RU
I just want qt eurasian waifu.

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Thoughts on Lolita?

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Oh no no no no

>oneitis
Never heard this term before, but just look it up and yep, many such cases!

Man, looking for reparations from the soviet days through russian pussy?

Going back to my roots, fren. Also not searching for ethnic Russians.

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What is she then?

Tatar.

Based

Still no gf.

>tfw I'd unironically move to Russia for a Tatar or Kazakh qt

Any virgin freak man in?

Me

I don't need only sex. I need that everything will be good and right. That's why Anglo blood is allowed only.

>implying I want only sex
I want trad steppe waifu and little temujins to inherit my blood and name

When is the sex festival in the brit's house?

On a more serious note, I'm kind of cynical about Interpals. It's much harder to cultivate a relationship online rather than starting one irl. Still gotta state the obvious at one point, but there's no body language or physical acts that confirm it beforehand.

Could also just meet somewhere in-between after talking for some time. If you manage to initiate a relationship on a trip, good; if not, you still have a nice city to visit anyway.

Huh? I'm in.

Sayonara

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Had to remove any hints of wanting to learn languages from my profile so Russian faggots stop messaging me offering to teach me Russian

Bit rude

I'm on interpals to talk to Turkish and Iranian qts not Russian fags

Next thing you're telling me is that is a cute portuguese boi messages you, you'll block him :(

I’m interested

Honestly when guys message me I usually don't block them I just delete their messages without reading them

>Could also just meet somewhere in-between after talking for some time. If you manage to initiate a relationship on a trip, good; if not, you still have a nice city to visit anyway.
Most culture pals have done this. It’s really the best thing you could do

/8skinnyjeans8
This girl says she wants to talk to ugly men because they're more kind. We have a chance boys

Send me that too please

Is interpals still full of disgusting weebs and koreaboos or are there people into actual culture on there?

HAHAHAHAHA

*Rings your bell*
Did I mention I'm studying Portuguese?