/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

Attached: gettyimages-1052702324.jpg (1024x576, 748K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4
youtu.be/ozmRP98ZWcM
youtube.com/watch?v=GBNdOTu2Wn0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Football is super gay

Where are the titties?

Today was my first time trying to make a pizza

Attached: AFBF26CF-1666-47E6-A613-37AC4136ECB8.jpg (1744x2046, 921K)

WTF where's the meat?

No meat

you've got plenty of meat under your tits doesn't hurt to eat a leaf once in a while

>No meat

Attached: 1550310151553.jpg (647x740, 76K)

i scheduled an appointment with a therapist
bc my doctor made do it while i was was there

Attached: 1412034501302.jpg (400x386, 37K)

>No meat

Attached: 1554707251847.png (1276x594, 1.14M)

what's bad about that?

i'm scared
been avoiding it for a year now

do you not want to go to therapy?

not really, no.

Don't be scared. Treatment helps a lot. What are you seeing a therapist for?

>therapy

Attached: 1549438227769.jpg (647x831, 110K)

how much have you paid for shrink?

my brain machine is broke and they want me to talk to someone about it

Attached: sleep.jpg (797x450, 56K)

Is there any penalty to leaving state health insurance in California? My mom keeps saying that if I leave it or get a job while having it that they’re gonna start sending me bills or fees and I’m freaking out. I think the manipulative cunt just wants me dependent on her forever because she has no man in her life

I wanna post soyjacks too

Attached: 1553658114567.gif (380x400, 197K)

dont do that

>I'm freaking out
Clearly you aren't mature enough to make decisions for yourself, so let mommy do.

post yhem with ears

NOOOOOO

Attached: C8CEBE67-56B4-4FA2-AF1A-70F78D999CC6.jpg (1080x1020, 72K)

>my brain machine is broke

how bad is it? are you dying?

It depends on whether insurance covers it.

I asked how much did you pay for it

it's ok rn, and no i'm not.

yeh the time leading up to the first session can be pretty anxiety inducing
those fears will diminish once you see what treatment is like though

She straight up told me not to get a job

So?

wtf move out as soon as possible

That’s what I’m trying to do but she intentionally gives me misinformation about how the world works and it’s not super easy to find the specific information I need from the internet

>and it’s not super easy to find the specific information I need from the internet
It is. Your problems aren't so special that you need special information.

what do i do when a coworker flirts with me? i'm a guy and i don't want to get called a rapist so i've been ignoring them

can't be rape if they peg you

They’re just really circumstantial is all

Ignore them. Report them to your boss if they interfere with business.

>walk into pizza restaurant
>place takeout order
>wait in car while it's being made
>go back inside after a few minutes
>other employee tells me that the delivery guy accidentally drove off with my pizza

Attached: efd.jpg (403x392, 40K)

Your circumstances aren't special and don't matter. You aren't that complicated, don't be conceited.

lmao

Attached: 1505752498613.jpg (350x218, 23K)

go get and shot him

I was just asking for help, calm down

took this pic at a bowling competition in my hometown

Attached: 412540.jpg (1149x768, 397K)

just ate two big burritos that I also melted chese onto and poured hot sauce on.

hadnt eaten much in the last 2 days, think im going to go into a food coma now

I'm giving you the help your father never did.

No problem, they'll make you a new one, free of charge. They'll even throw in some extra spit, just for you!

just wait inside you autist

hopefully

there is a people staring at you inside

Need money and I need it fast

bah humbug
youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4

Attached: allie90.jpg (500x667, 51K)

youtu.be/ozmRP98ZWcM

how much a blowjob in car costs in your region?

wife comes back from her trip in a few hours so I'm gonna make some delish nanaimo bars

Attached: 401626.jpg (639x737, 68K)

>being married

Attached: D3D94BDC-8932-4AC3-905E-7A78F333BFBC.png (358x342, 242K)

Marriage is between a man and a woman.

>wife
what the fuck man what are you doing here

done streaming
gained 4 followers

yeah you can say im twitch famous now :)

Attached: 1537291284569.jpg (1600x2240, 475K)

just end my autistic life already

Attached: 1562555100305.jpg (840x700, 327K)

waffle house is babyshit

Sure if you end mine first

that sucks dude

Dad made burgers for dindin.

nice

Attached: 1544815227066.webm (640x360, 2.47M)

>Treatment helps a lot.
i have never known anyone that treatment helped, it almost always made it worse, or did nothing

yeah.

Good morning lads. Off to art group in a few hours, hope I see some cute females.

i don't care if it helps or not. i just want the neurologist to shut the fuck up.

stop seeing him then and you won't have to listen to him?

if i did that then my mom wouldn't shut the fuck up.

move out then?

Attached: 7018471-sad-and-broke-business-man-with-empty-pockets.jpg (866x1300, 85K)

I thought americans were rich lol

get a shitty job and live with a bunch of room mates for cheap

they are, he's just being difficult

a number of poor decisions made me move back home for the summer. when i have the cash i'll leave again.
some, but not me

SODOMY!!

Attached: 2_phd_category_big_anal-porn.jpg (1920x1080, 226K)

thought she had a penis

also i need a new mic the one i have captures my breathing abd its very annoying

Attached: 1531442811100.jpg (1280x720, 63K)

How was your day /cum? For me, my brain is fried after a long day of number crunching.

Played a visual novel all day and now I’m going to the gym

*heavy breathing*

youtube.com/watch?v=GBNdOTu2Wn0

gonna go to the liquor store before it closes.

Attached: geraldo of rivera.jpg (1000x563, 125K)

Fried eggs are the best, nom nom nom

I have to get more muscular!

Attached: 36E7DF4A-5AD1-4FEA-A9C1-7E33493F5206.jpg (992x1403, 132K)

I’d have a gf by now if I had black straight hair and slanted eyed and pale skin

>Youtube out of the blue trying to recommend me faggot topics such as pride

Attached: 15341534153.jpg (259x194, 9K)

Attached: 1267.jpg (500x750, 40K)

they raised the price of dubra

Attached: sour lemons.jpg (800x450, 77K)

>walk into Best Buy to ask for a job
>pussy out and buy a $40 pair of headphones instead so it looks like I was in there for a reason
Why am I like this

Attached: 5DDCC0EF-027A-40DA-ACBC-55B80FF04C57.jpg (945x1500, 114K)

formerly affordable

tastes like rubbing alcohol too. such bull.

Couldn’t you just apply online?

need to make a good first impression with a firm handshake

just put on a nice shirt and slacks, shake the manager's hand, lean in and say "wagies, you are lookin' good tonight!" and walk away

wheres the 73 questions with ariana grande

Nothing was on the website but they still had a now hiring sign in the window. Also I felt like I would have a better chance if I did it in person.

Well if you really need the money you’ll overcome your autism