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I want to smell Emma Watson’s bum.

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I like you as long as you're white

they're upset that they're not calling the shots

leftypol following the opinions of all the liberal Hollywood/music/comedy celebrities he follows without any actual research of his own

Remember when you were actually interesting?

moustaches are the real redpill

rorke blindly following the opinions of billionaires and people with vested interests in harming the planet

leftypol desperately trying to convince everyone that the only way to combat climate change is to make wide-sweeping idpol based laws that empower womyn and pocs

no, that never happened

>Hot take: Beards are shittiest fashion trend of the last ten years and if you’re handsome you look better clean shaven.

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this is very funny good post great banter
this isn't have sex

I honestly don't think you understand what a rorke is with posts like this

leftypol being conditioned to deny the existence of cheadle

dilate

leftypol celebrating the brutally violent rape of hundreds of thousands of children because the rapists are brown and the children are white

he thinks ziocons like Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder or Charlie Kirk are rorkes even though real rorkes would put ziocons on the top of the list on the day of the rope

there goes the leadership race

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leftypol wracking his brains to think of more ways to destroy his own country and people

/cum/ is superior

rorke rationally suggesting that we switch to nuclear to cut emissions while leftypol is still adamant that we have to kill all the cows in the world and pay people who are unwilling to work

Leftypol loving the EU despite the fact that the EU is one of the biggest capitalist machines in existence

rasheed trying desperately to escape cheadle islamic centre

Have mastered making myself look as handsome as possible on the telepresence at work.

leftypol oblivious to the fact that mega-corporations, the political class, the celebrity class, international institutions, NGOs all share his own opinions but he still feels like a radical revolutionary because he thinks rorkes are the ruling class

I wonder what the rorke and yank will do when the oceans rise, the earth bursts and their soil is no longer fertile

Will they deny then? Will they plead and cry for mercy? I want them to remember that I tried to warn them but they refused, too blinded by their own idiotic ideology to see the true catastrophe of mankind

off for a pint at the rorke and yank

good luck with your A levels

Been having nightmares again

We’ll be dead by then you virgin

*rolls into /brit/*

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You have no idea what leftypol is, all of them are on the top of the list for the day of the rope when the revolution comes

rorke feeling the room turn cold after he misread the mood and said "oh no I support abortion in some cases - it's the best way of keeping the number of blacks in check after all!"

I wonder how many unfortunate lads were fooled by the bumwank prostate meme and stricken gay the moment they stuck something up their bum.

leftypol fixing climate change by screaming at policemen and calling things racist

Why? No one here likes Trump. Calling him out and watching him spaz about is exactly the sort of thing Tory party members (the only people whose vote matter) want to see in a leader.

even this reply was uninteresting

EXCELLENT video. Shaun is a national treasure.
youtube.com/watch?v=BHW3Y_p2llo

He was never going to win anyway.

>muh ocean levels rising
lol why do people keep pushing this dumb idea
there's plenty of land below sealevel that'll get flooded first, and apart from stupid people like the dutch, that won't affect anyone

you could at least focus on more important issues like ocean life dying due to pollution and how that actually affects the planet, or how rainforests are being destroyed

>that's not real leftypol
you commies love your no true scotsman don't you

What will your role be when the revolution comes, comrade?

just easier to surf my dude
kawobunga!

leftypol treating scientists and academics like the High Priests of his progressive religion but sees no issue in his scientist heroes who he believes are saving the world dying childless while the average family in Africa has 7 children

Need a broodwife

Funny that you didn't call out this rokre post doing the exact same thing?
Rorke and yank executor

leftypol is actually largely against identity politics and the screeching resistance retards with danger hair and problem glasses

>muh ocean levels rising
>lol why do people keep pushing this dumb idea there's plenty of land below sealevel that'll get flooded first

I. e. 15/20 of humanities biggest population centers.

In the command centre of my brain
During business hours
The little man in my head sits at his desk
Stares at his parchment
And even though he rarely achieves much
He continues on observing, poking fun at the world, and trying to keep himself entertained
He's a really nasty son of a bitch
But it's a living

rorke trusting businessmen over those dedicating their lives to study and save the planet

leftypol throwing a milkshake at a little boy for not wanting to be a little girl

Marx: India deserves to be colonised by Britain
Lenin: promiscuity is filthy and bourgeois, the working class have degraded morality
Stalin: Jews are rootless cosmopolitans, gays are unnatural, abortion should be banned
Soviet Union: industrialism and masculinity are our virtues

Leftypol: wtf?!

leftypol trying to get climate change de-monetised on youtube

rorke believing the UK is 60% non white because his post man is black in his 99% white rural town

rorke trying to build up the courage to ask why he isn't in the whatsapp group chat he heard mentioned earlier

oh no not all of those people who most definitely consume a lot of natural resources!!

smugly mashed out from my house on a hill

I want to lick Emma Watson’s asshole.

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Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

seth shoving ice cubes up his butt

are these real paraphrases?

yes the old commies had a lot of views that would be considered reactionary today to the woke leftypol brigade. Stalin and Lenin would be so cancelled

leftypol being manipulated by right wing elites to turn the public against socialism by getting him to be simultaneously both socialist and unbearably obnoxious

I've always been of the opinion that when Marx says "The World" he only meant the western world because that's all there really was in the 19th century. Everything else was primitive backwards savages nowhere near industrialization.

i believe it but do you have sources, particularly for the last two?

Yeah

have a jagged poo brewing in my belly

Climate change?
Sweatie, honey, darling
It's a climate emergency now

activating my almonds rn

climax crisis

Where do you lads get your hypnotic, benzodiazepine and sedative drugs? Could really do with numbing myself. Really just want to feel at rest, I want to float.

climate change is fake news

Just, like, meditate.

I had that on the PS1

Emma Watson not wanting my cock inside her is fake news.

Meme shit give me pharmaceuticals nigga I want to kill myself

It's summer in the UK, but winter in Australia

potato potato

rip my nigga clementine

*pronounces both the same in my mind's voice*
hehe

Foul cretinous ape

the lid off a can of pringles can be used as a lid for an opened tin of beans or can of drink for overnight storage in the fridge

The Society Union's emphasis on masculinity and industrialism was clear as daylight, almost all their propaganda focused on muscular working men, and working hard in factories. Efficient mass production is the endgoal of soviet socialism. Russian masculinity was contrasted to American/European capitalist decadency and effeminacy

As for Stalin?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rootless_cosmopolitan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_Russia
>In 1933, during the Stalinist era, views on abortion changed. In the Congress of Kiev in 1932, abortion was criticized for decreasing the country's birth rate. Abortion was finally banned in 1933.
marxist.com/from-emancipation-to-criminalisation-stalinist-persecution-of-homosexuals-from-1934.htm
>In March 1934 Stalin re-criminalised homosexuality across the whole of the Soviet Union. Henceforth anyone involved in homosexual acts could be sent to prison for three to five years.

you can use a hardboiled egg slicer to cut mushrooms

ta lad
interesting stuff

n-not real communism

Based NazBol

That was after all the loony degenerate revolutionaries were purged. Leaving only the realpolitik thug hardmen.

I am a mentally vulnerable individual

Sold my guitar because I needed money and now regret it as I had it for about 13 years and loved it very much.

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how was the smack?

Hahahahahaha