Tfw I will never fuck an elf

i dont understand their appeal, they are just anime girl with elongated ear

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I think all finlander is an elf.

So I’m fucking finlsnder to fullfillmy

desire of elf fucking taste.

feels batman

you're clearly not trying hard enough
yeah im an altmer married to an imperial, you mad imperial boi? it's called thalmor influence
;) get fucked, imperial women love altmer cock

for me it's human female Barbarians
you have to give them the mating press in order to show dominance...

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You can try to shag the closest thing.

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I FUCKED A SHE-ELF ONCE

High Elf Women love BBC!!

youtube.com/watch?v=O2tinqjEfqw

I knew it! Finnish people are the true heirs of the Elven Kingdom.

Big Brenton Cock is a total myth, they are worst than Hapas.

I like my elves nice and THICC

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based

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Done it. Not the same thing.

Imagine being forced to marry orc female.

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If elves were to exist in our current world which country would they reside in?

Quenyan is roughly inspired in irish and baltic.

tunearsia

I thought it was based on finnish language
>Tolkien took an interest in the Finnish mythology of the Kalevala, then became acquainted with the Finnish language, which he found to provide an aesthetically pleasing inspiration for his High-elven language. Many years later, he wrote: "It was like discovering a complete wine-cellar filled with bottles of an amazing wine of a kind and flavour never tasted before. It quite intoxicated me."[3] Regarding the inspiration for Quenya he wrote that:

I pray for those that have never fucked pre-teens before

The Germanic ones, clearly

definitely Sweden/Finland/Baltic States
also Switzerland/Austria and that whole zone would be Dwarf country

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Wut? Elves are literally based on nordics, you can just fuck a beautiful one

Nordics are what's more beautiful and pure in this world, they're the very living walking embodiment of beauty

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Mainly inspired*, you're right.
Tokien did a huge favour to mankind by writing his mythos. He was a modern time sage and had knowledge of old orse, ols english, irish, finnish and even ancient phoenician.

I like this one, man I wish elves were real

FUCKING BLONDE/GINGER GIRLS ISN'T THE SAME

gingers are god's way of telling you female orgasms exist and they're spectacular.

>not having a beautiful natural wood elf wife and eight half-elven children whom she teaches archery too
>not having a whorish high-elf mistress
>not banging dark elf hookers in the tavern with your mates
Being a dwarf is suffering. Why couldn't I have been an Orc KANG?

Come to Brazil

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>first gf was a Czech ginger

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Elves are supposed to be stronger, wiser, more sensual and graceful than Men, that's why they were cool until they were degraded to being pointy-eared humans. A lot of people have forgotten the original interpretation and therefore forget how good an elf lover would be. The sex would probably be out of this world.

are Orcs supposed to be niggers?

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