Johanna Olk Edition
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Chinese milf still hasn't responded
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts and her bum on my face.
Thank me later
thanks thailad oh and also my ear thingy cleared up so im back to sticking fingers in there
sounds like a vicious circle
she literally was begging for my cock the other day. now she's gone ghost
wtf???
Posting a picture of Catherine Hubbard or Adam Lanza...that’s a paddling.
Knock knock
>who's there
Melvin
>Melvin who
Melvin
>Hello Melvin come on in
Perchance she was feeling rather randy at the aforementioned cock craving period, alas has since returned to her sensibilities.
that's gay. guess i'm going to have wait till she gets hungry again
It was a guy.
Might have just been in the mood for some flirting to soothe her boredom/ego and not actually intending to do anything with you.
might be quicker just to cast your net
if she's a guy then i'm gay af
nah, she definitely wants me. she wouldn't stop texting me over the weekend but since I was working overtime and in meetings I couldn't respond so she thought I was ignoring her.
SHE JUST TEXTED ME BACK
Glad the micks gone. Don't know whats so different from posting strenghthruoi and posting the commieslags. Acceptable /brit/ content to me
wahey
Listening to early Def Leppard, before they got too poppy and lost their hard edge for my taste.
shes grotty mate
Nobody Does It Better - Jingle Bells - Honeysuckle Rose - Close to You
She's unconventionally attractive. Not everybody needs to be into the same shit.
She looks like she might be able to hold a decent conversation outside whatever's going on in the latest popular TV programme. If so, points awarded.
She’s alright. Love a metal girl even though from the looks of it her tastes are different than mine.
I'm not a big music person, so it's the same for me. The pale and dark haired look is just really attractive to me.
Haven't watched a single second of television for as long as I can remember
Really is the most plebian past time
t. Can’t even spell plebeian.
The final debate Rorkeslags vs Commieslags. What will it be /brit/?
for me it's Rorkeslags
Fuck OFF weirdo!
Really makes ya think.
The guy frightens me a bit. Why is he so obsessed with Sandy Hook? Are we going to be hearing about him in the news? Nonceyank needs banned.
waiting for the "Some of you guys are alright, don't go to [place] tomorrow" post.
>wife gives birth to baby
>baby has a monocle and Salvador Dali mustache
>think it’s odd but don’t put too much into it
>neighbor comes to visit us in the hospital
>he is wearing a monocle and has a Salvador Dali mustache
So apparently the smiling guy with the beard in the woods in the famous gif that always gets posted is Robert Redford, not Zach Galifinakis.
Britain should embrace it's grim aesthetic more
I want to install a camera in Emma Watson’s toilet and watch as her anus expands and crowns as a turd emerges from it.
for proper grim, replace it with this
to the left of the statue there is a bit on the ground you spit for good luck. i do this to the horror of tourists regularly.
>only one post by a British flag thusfar
Grim.
That's bad grim. I'm talking about good grim
where is everyone?
reading
wang'in'
Need my knob busted.
Imagine being a non-brit and larping as a brit lmaoo that's a right lark innit
I’m not larping as a brit.
have I filtered everyone by mistake
morning lads
*scrolls up to read recent posts*
yikes
*closes tab*
wait, come back.
>we need to make parliament sovereign
>we need to prorogue the parliament to block it from making decisions
State of this idiocy
Lizzy should just abolish parliament.
>tfw making fast progress on bp, diddlies and squat
>tfw ohp progress incredibly slow
FOY
*roundhouse kicks your post*
too early for politics you noob
best part of going to the gym is telling everyone
Never too early for british culture.
/brit/ is a gymgoing general. You can take your problems here to troubleshoot amongst your peers... i mean you do go to the gym don't you?
*poos in your loo and doesn’t flush*
coveting a death
Need the nonce out of business.
My shoulders came through well before anything else when I first started
4 times a week
Sneed
Fit
hello chink
Fit
Same but theyre plateauing relatively early.Good man. I go three times a week but i did wendlers for a while for 4 days a week
/brit/ is just an edgier version of tsr
dont even know what sneed means
Think I want to mate with a Latina lads
Used to be chuck
>/brit/ is just an younger version of tsr
FTFY
alri chuck
Tsr is 16-18
/brit/ is about 24ish (hence why toilposting became a big thing in 2017 when a lot people probably finished education)
He boot too big for he gotdamn feet
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
Gym is full of old people (50+) every morning, it's fucking annoying
Fuck off
You gonna do El Captain
Climbers look like malnourished gimps desu
Prefer to go to the gym at 4pm. Lifting whilst my muscles are still recovering from sleeptoil isnt pleasant.
Why do people blame immigration for changing British culture when it is Americanisation changing British culture?
We often hear from the far right that immigration is changing British culture despite the fact British culture has mostly been changed by becoming a vassal state of the American neoliberal empire and not the tiny number of PoC in the country. One would have the idea that the reason black people murder each other in London so much is because they're here but in reality it is the fact persons of Afro heritage are brainwashed by the White American Entertainment complex into thinking to be black they have to murder each other like the cool rappers on TV.
So much white normative media has convinced millions of British people to see white humans as the default. Notice how whenever Hollywood makes a film in Britain it is almost all white people? This isn't an accident it's done to promote white supremacy, whiteness being supreme over other races and being the default. As well as the evils of white normative world also the horrors of individualistic capital that is 'being a selfish greedy bastard' has been exported which can be recognised with the election of the Thatcher lead Tory party. We literally have boomers pricing out their grandchildren from ever owning a home so they can have a few more pennies on their property. Wonderful!
We need to break free.
Discuss.
Dios mio! La bestia peluda de Kansas.
Shhh you'll set rorke off.
How do i get more smarter
really wonder what's malaponte like irl. I mean how he behave with people
It looms
Nearly that time again
an intellectual
Any minute now
You are a hairy brown man.
TOYAL
it has already begun. for me it starts as soon as I get in the toiltrain