Learning Swedish

any tips on learning the language my based swedes?

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Why? Seriously why would anyone want to learn Swedish? It's almost as useless as Greek is.

gonna be going there for a while plus im interested in their culture

Oh, that makes sense. Good luck!

It's hard to give advice but I would say try to speak with as many Swedes as possible. It's somewhat easy to learn but very hard to master. If you actually learn it well people will be impressed and you'll be very appreciated, especially if you're planning on coming here for work. You could also watch a few swedish movies.

I've been there. As soon as you try to speak Swedish they will respond in flawless English.

they speak english there.
also I love swedish women

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Step 1: Be Danish
Step 2: Learn the words "bra" and "glass"
Step 3: Deepthroat BBC until you get a sissy voice
Step 4: Speak Swedish fluently

>Deepthroat BBC
This is what Danes sound like they're doing when they speak though, except for when you use English in Danish sentences which is about 50% of the time

Nah, we enjoy BBC in moderation. Swedes deepthroat it all the way, that's why they sound like sissies.

There aren't that many good swedish movies. The only ones I can think of from the top of my head are some old Ingmar Bergman films and Evil

What's the Danish word for weekend again?

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>I love Swedish Women
>Posts an African

Bron/Broen - The Bridge is a good show.

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This is a dumb meme. They are not gonna continue speaking English if you just ask them to speak Swedish.

I SAW THE SIGN
AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES
LIFE IS DEMANDING WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING

Haven't seen it. Pic related was a great show.

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[ˈviːˌɡ̊ɛnd̥]

swedes just translated "week" and "end" for their word. that's hardly better

I am not OP, but yes you are right.

We say helg
you say WEEKEND hahahahaha omg bro you really couldn't think up a word for weekend

Bron is interesting because it is a crime drama where a murder happens on the Oresund bridge - On the border. So you get a nice mix of Danish and Swedish dialogue. When I lived in Tallinn, they had it on TV. It's well made.

veckoslut you retard
and we fucking have "helg" too... helligdag

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Fuck, I had my first fap to that music video.

>veckoslut
Nobody says that. You say helg. We use helgdag for special festivities, helg for weekend.

you say HELG hahahahaha omg bro you really couldn't think up a word for weekend that isn't just a ripoff of helgdag

My point is that you anglify your language too much. It sounds really weird. Please stop.

grammar, verbs, and verb tense are fairly easy, focus on irregular verbs and vocabulary after you have some of the basics down
it's mostly expanding your vocabulary
>men, Sverige har en av de högsta engelska förmågorna i världen

how the fuck does [ˈviːˌɡ̊ɛnd̥] sound anglicized
and at least we don't somalify our language

The grammatical structure isn't too dissimilar to English, in fact German is more removed from English.

say it aloud

ok it does sound anglicized when you pronounce it with a sissy somali BBC-loving voice
but then again the brits sound like sissies too

You anglify too much. Danish is the most anglified Scandinavian language. Should stop this.

Varför vill du lära dig det här värdelösa språket?

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You somalify too much. Danish is the most somalified Scandinavian language. Should stop this.

>Danish is the most somalified Scandinavian language
True, it actually is. Your immigrant ghettos tend to form much more distinct and isolated accents than Swedish and Norwegian Somalis. You're a weird bunch.

lmfao forgot to change danish to swedish

Speak with a lot of Swedes so you get the pronunciation right. It's definitely the hardest part for native english speakers

Then learn Arabic

Get a Swedish gf and she will teach you

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look like Somalis
she needs BWC

that's def not a somali