/brit/

would you actually do it? That's pretty heavy

got a wedding tomorrow, on a Thursday of all days
first time getting all scrubbed up since my own

Reckon we should go through initiation rites in the west. Not dumb stuff like litter picking for national service but the imparting of some more fundamental lessons

lost my Tescotoil locker key
JUST

I’m 20

good excuse for a day off

I'd do it and sleep like a baby. I'd probably go to sleep ecstatic to wake up the next day to do it all again

>the imparting of some more fundamental lessons
Shagging?

Just shaved the 'pits

went with a half day Friday
reckon I'll be well productive

Weddings are the absolute epitomy of being a normoid drone.

Have started talking about Jews a lot more brazenly, mum seems to be noticing

would like to nominate this as the most bland looking wench i may ever have seen

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Reminds me of Death Note, the movie not the anime. Reckon you could make a good story with your idea whilst ripping off Death Note a bit.. like you could only kill people you managed to establish a connection with online.

but normies are shirking marriage these days

looks like a picasso painting and I mean that in the worst of ways

I have no doubt in my mind.

I’d shag her

you can just tell her tinder bio would include how much she loves traveling and animals

alright charlie brooker calm down

That's quite literally my cousin, mate.

shit name for a cousin

I do fantasize about having a series of buttons I could press that could dish out punishment to people online, like button 1 would give the person a sensation of receiving a slap across the face, button 2 would knock a person unconscious or into semi-consciousness, number 3 would cause them to drop dead, and number 4 would cause them to die with some suffering. Then I'd just spend my days judging people on the internet. top peng fantasy

hate Meghan Markle so much

Not really its all the most dull people at toil ever bang on about is planning their weddings or attending their friend's weddings.

The kind of people who exclusively watch capeshit and go to the gym to do body weight exercises.

He should hire me, I have lots of ideas and some of them are actually original. Would write a book if I could be arsed.

Reckon Jews are the worst things to ever exist tbqh

Whycome

Bustoil is 10 minutes late
Waitingtoil is paintoil

Not sure the new gf is actually that hot, she looks really good when shes all made up but she only did that for our first few dates and has made no effort since.
Keeps saying she’s a “low maintenance gf”, she doesn’t even wear any makeup 90% of the time.

i'm a Marxist

See the state of the baby? Lmao

and how often do you wear makeup for her?

The batman movies are the only good capeshit films

shove it up your ass

you're probably male, pale, and stale lad
get with the times

>white women
literally got the physique of a closed door

>she doesn’t even wear any makeup 90% of the time.
kek this is me

Doubt the baby will look that black tbf, she hardly looks black herself

would care to offer a speck of affirmation

arrogant student bastard
should have your feet dipped in concrete and thrown down the loch ness

if you can't appreciate a party that's been 18 months in the making wherein two families of complete strangers bond over the consumption of booze and Mr Brightside then frankly that's your problem

I go to the gym 5 days a week, basically the male equivalent.
Think it’s because my ex was one of those girls who had fake tan on all the time and things like lip fillers, she’s even had a boob job now.

>i'm a margcist

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wew you've actually put some amount of thought into this, which is not in the least bit disturbing at all. Is there anything in particular you'd judge them on or is it just generally people you don't like? For instance if it was someone you disagreed with but they seemed like a decent enough person vs. someone you agreed with but they were a complete cunt. I feel like you'd need more background than just how they're behaving online.

I wear makeup 0% of the time

I don't get invited to weddings because i'm not a normie dullard.

youtube.com/watch?v=VFonjEfrXGw

Uhm, rorke? Hello? Rorke? Are you there? Rorke? Rorke?

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>Mr Brightside
Why do people post about that song so much here lmao

They play it on the radio a lot.

>white people argue
>black people kill each other in record numbers
Hello

yeah that must be why

tune innit

Staple British culture, gets played at every single event

used to be a creepy loner autist who refused to enjoy anything popular but now I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

Honkeys be like ‘Well gee better get a good nights sleep before work!’

I'd be very lenient, like I comprehend that people like to shit about on the internet and wouldn't hold people accountable for mindless or petty business, at most I might offer a slap here or there if somebody behaves without forethought. For graver punishments I'd mostly target people through political reasoning. Are you a destructive element to society, like a member of antifa, a nonce, terrorist supporter, tranny enabler, or other degenerate? I'd drop them dead. Are you an outright malicious individual, somebody who enjoys corrupting beauty or reveling in parasitic behavior? You'll suffer a bit before you die. Simple as

'preciate you entertaining my thought process a bit x

>Honkeys be like ... work

mental that

For me?
youtube.com/watch?v=om_18WhUddY

I had rice, cooked apple and blood sausage for lunch. and strawberries form dessert

hearing Welsh spoken freaks the fuck out of engcucks, it's a more surreal experience to them than hearing French or Polish or German or Arabic or Chinese. For those languages, hearing it reminds them that these are immigrants. But when they hear Welsh, it reminds them that they're even more native than them, and engcucks don't know how to cope with that feeling

Good post

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genuine question for any /yankman/ thats in, are the killers not that big of a deal in america? in the UK people go mad for them

does the blood pudding in france have raisins in it?

nah we just worry you're having a stroke

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nah you just sound like you're talking backwards, you sheepshagger

Think people are just surprised to hear it seeing as basically no one in wales speaks Welsh, it’s practically a dead language.
t. English guy who lives on the border in Herefordshire

What is the most selfless thing you've done for your group of friends?

whoever puts raisins in black pudding needs a stern talking to

When did it become abnormal to not want to travel?

give it a REST rorke

no it doesn't. it can have onions

if you've ever dwelt on normie behaviour or reasoning and decided genetics or ancient history has anything to do with it - I can tell you now you're both wrong and fucking hopeless

truth, however same goes for them who'd eat blood pudding without lingonberry jam

my mate was in debt with a know bloke and was selling overpriced gear to try and get out of it, bought 10 bags for 500 quid knowing it wasnt a good deal just to stop him getting mashed by said bloke

Don’t know, basically drove all my mates about for 2 years when none of them could drive.

Actually more reasonable than I first imagined, surprisingly enough. No worries, it's interesting to hear about other people's imagination sometimes. Could honestly make a decent movie or something, I reckon I'd watch that if there were an adversarial element to it.

Travelling is fine, my main gripe is with normoid women who travel every year just for the excuse to take Instagram pictures and say she loves travelling on her tinder bio

Given them head

since it became so easy and the popularity of discussing politics making it so evident when one hasn't

This. Know far too many women who go to places like Mexico and take loads of pics but never leave the resort.

angry coping normie

that's literally just a holiday
you'd have no issue with it if you didn't have to see the pictures, so your gripe is with social media really

mad how mainstream media has caused a direct shift in culture, casual white culture is now a lot more similar to black culture and things that were once taboo are now common place and even encouraged

very strange change of events

I don’t really have a issue with it, I just think it’s a bit pointless going to another country to do something you could do anywhere.
Thought the whole point of going abroad was to see and do things you can’t do at home

coping with what?
just letting you know that you lot are the only ones who give a toss about lineages and Romans and all that bollocks

white people really do do this, let dogs slather all over their faces after they've licked their ass and balls

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said it once and i’ll say it again, its grim how all these random typical slags get dolled up in clothes they cant afford wearing make up they cant afford going on nights out they cant afford just to take 100000 pictures to find 3 editable ones worthy of keeping and using on all their social medias acting like they’re some sought after model, absolute state of modern women

sick of shitting
might superglue a cork up there to put a stop to this vile business once and for all 2bh