/smg/ - Stock Market General

How'd you do this week edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

First for buying TUSK

After-hours /smg/ go go

Crazy gains this week approx. 10-15% no canopy even!

Shadilay my friends have a nice weekend

Where's the macaroni grill image, it's Friday after 4 for fuck's sake.

Comfer when is movie night?

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+1.3% today
see you at Romanis Macroni

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I posted it in the last thread at 4:00, just like I always do. You can have it again though since I luv u funny legs

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what is this meme its my second friday here

Tomorrow @ 9:30 mountain time
We are watching Trading Places, because I'm sick of watching barbie.
(or we can watch Swan Princess which is fucking dank AF)

idk but I have this chilies card and its only good at these 4 restaurants so...

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>Trading Places
Finally.
>Swan Princess
As long as it isn't the 2nd movie.

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After the market closes we go to a restaurant to shitpost and discuss the next day. Also everyone has to report in to me for my data mining operation. On Monday-Thursday we go to Chili's, but on Friday we celebrate and go to Ramano's Macaroni Grill.

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damn, my WTI options didnt go through
if you know what youre doing, maybe use the drips, or sell a couple drips shares to buy new things, if not, dont touch it unless it has long consistent bear signal
also it depends on the company, no advice will be perfect since no company perfectly mimics the "average" company


>5% for week
damn, I need to get out of crypto on RH
but its a fun weekend distraction
maybe its just puts, like i said i need to look into it more

not a bad way to end the week, only down $1.30 for the month now

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getting screwed by TDameritard taking forever to give me margin and allow forex
also they not let me trade SPXL / S after hours


robinhood was so much easier in alot of ways

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Very glad I sold my Canopy Growth today.

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Weed stocks holy shit kids strap the fuck in

These fucking guys can never get it right. They forgot the sauce on the pasta again, send it back.

bought spy puts before the close

am i retarded?

>selling king canopy before legalization

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I closed my scottrade when those canadian cucks bought them out. They can't fool me by putting ameri in the name.

I've been paper trading forex the last week waiting for the real thing in a few days and it's way better than trading shitcoins desu

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September is a bearish month.
Sell now before it's too late.

>Comfy is getting into forex trading
Just when I thought your were done being retarded. I knew it was too good to be true. Enjoy losing money at an alarmingly fast rate.

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CRON just wont stop!!!!!!!!!!!!

I-it's only a few dollars!! It was my birthday money and I'm not making anymore deposits into it, it's a one time thing!!

dudes going to be grabbing pips and pussy 24/7. literally increasing his gains 400%.

Shitcast today
you arent going to let us down again right?

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>genuinely made more money on the stock market than I made at work today
am I on the road to /making it/?

ceteris paribus, you're going to lose two days worth of intrinsic value

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Also where is the negro robinhood expose?! I was excited!

um...

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if you make 90 dollars a day you aren't making it friend lol

Bagholder's sarcasm guarantees Comfy is going to get liquidated.

>$90
Now that's what I call a wagecuck

That said, you're getting there.

well I'm not wrong, 400% of no gains is still no gains.

I'm a grocery store bitch working his way through college
one step at a time, once I get my EE degree I'll be able to invest a lot more

Your doubt only makes me more likely to succeed

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Once you get your EE degree you won't even have to fuck with stocks.

>not wanting to be a multi millionaire

>mass unsubscribe

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there used to be a guy on biz from alaska who spend all winter inside trading forex, he was good, but super autistic lines TA
know any cheap forex platforms, a robinhood of currencies if you will?

ive been there before, just think, can you lose that much money in a day and still be alright? now how about every week?

>I'm a grocery store bitch working his way through college
>one step at a time, once I get my EE degree I'll be able to invest a lot more
holy shit, are you me? im a grocery store butcher working my way through college to get my ME degree
well sunday is my last day since i put in my 2 weeks notice...
i need to start submitting new job apps

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From one engineer from another, stop wasting your time at that place and get some experience at an internship so you can get a decent position when you start looking.

Unless you're living paycheck to paycheck, that is.

Can anyone tell me why Sears stockholders haven't sued kike CEO Eddie Lambert and his holding company? It would seem to me that he is acting as a sort of bankruptcy judge while having conflicting interests.
>t. interested outsider

who do you use now?
TD has some good parts but everything they do seems for take money from you take lower margins

comfy no! if you cant take money trading crypto you will get rekt on forex ;_;
crypto much easier than forex

NO MORE CONTENT WILL COME I PROMISE
I JUST NEED TIME

Back when I was a crypto kid I only made money. It wasn't hard. Riding the potcoin, dogecoin and monacoin pumps was fun, inverting biz. It was a good time.
I should have stayed with it instead of getting slayed in the normie market

my face when i love canopy growth and bruce linton but know for a fact this company isn't worth 12B$ and will drop.

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>I JUST NEED TIME
Pathetic, impossible sentiment

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Your birthday money is gone forever

>ive been there before, just think, can you lose that much money in a day and still be alright? now how about every week?
ment for also like
said, your previous job experience is way more important than your degree and grades
t. senior in ME with shit job history

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Can I watch? I love that movie.
>Fuck off
I also enjoy when Beeks pushes the woman down on the sidewalk.

Ayy, I'm a butcher too. Engineering Butchers represent. I still have to finish my understudies before I transfer to a uni.
I'm not sure if I should quit once I transfer to dedicate all my time to study, or keep working, risk lower grades, but not have to incur any student loan debt. I already have my tuition paid off, I just don't have any way to pay for living expenses once I run out of savings, so it's going to be student loans or working through my major courses.

The stock is growing way too fast, I don't fuck with options anymore but picking up a short position sounds great right now.

>Can't tell if troll or troll

interactive brokers, they even gave me a sweet mastercard to deduct cash strait from the account, instead of having to wait a fucking week for them to cut a fucking check.

It's very impressive. I got bored with it and dumped it, settling for a gain $.25/share. Good for you being patient, fren.

I thought it was thursday god damnit.

Good on you, user. Hang in there. Plus, if you worked a shift at the grocery today you made over $150. Plenty of people would love to make $150/day, especially a young person in college. Keep up the good work.

I'm still doing my understudies getting my AA at a CC, I'm not even sure if I qualify for an internship but you can bet as soon as I start my major program I'm going to be applying the fuck out of every internship I can find.

I just don't know how to land a good internship and who to go with FOR a good internship

Futures continue up slightly
I feel a Bull Nap coming on

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>, or keep working, risk lower grades,
i did this for a year, along with a year long break to fight a couple legal cases (dont ask)
as long as youre above a 2.0 GPA no one cares, they want experience (what projects did you do while at school?)

my parents were helping with tuition, which is nice, but i only made $10k a year these past two years (well 7k one year, 11k the other), so now i need a new job while part time, or use robinhood savings to move out until i get a job

or continue living at home, so no girlfriend/thots

engineering degree alone is worthless to most places, except very limited internships, its why i got into stocks in the first place (and why i wish i had bought 2 BTC when it was $600 a piece, instead of one AMZN stock)


I'm tempted to get student loans to cover rent for a year or two simply to avoid going full on neet, but im currently debt free, so idk if a credit score is worth ruining for that quite yet

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slow and steady wins the race!
>inb4 "hurr durr HMNY" I have nothing to lose on it

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>>inb4 "hurr durr HMNY" I have nothing to lose on it
user the real problem is that fucking DOGE you have.

fellow engineer here, ME, just got done with school and got a full time job working at the company I've been working part time at for college.

shit is no joke, get internships as much as you can and figure out what you like doing and what you hate.

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>all these smart people itt
I feel like I shouldn’t be here

I already do plenty of electronics projects (I love making synthesizers and effects modules from wholecloth) but I doubt that's going to look too impressive on a resume under "college projects", they're really looking for those internships aren't they? So unless I'm doing something really fancy it's not going to be worth shit?

work experience is worth more than a doodad you made in your basement

It's true. I took 5 years to graduate in computer science with a 2.3 (include a semester with four F's because I stopped going outside), with nothing to show for my life except depression and opiate addiction, and I still got the first job I applied to. EZPZ

Real talk, are dividends my fren?

Have you considered selling your synthesizers? Musicians/producers love one-of-a-kind, hand-made gear. A lot of it is ego, but the practical side of creators love shit that hasn't been touched by chink insects.

Don't just apply, go to smaller local firms of your interest and ask in person, and accept it even if it is unpaid. You can be sure as shit a lot of them won't care about what program you're in, as long as the end-goal is the degree. You just need to show you're incredibly interested in gaining experience and being useful.
Sucking up is part of the job market, unfortunately.

Indeed. Internships are an excellent way to figure out if you'll like your job or not.
My friend tried doing some work for a manufacturing but hated it, so he moved into HVAC design and got a job through the internship despite having like a 2.23 GPA at graduation.

like my ID my portfolio is SUNK, not everyone is smart at everything. besides, we're all just degenerate gamblers here...right?

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What's a good free stock simulator? I want to learn this stuff but have no disposable income currently.

excel spread sheets?

Kek no
Me mean like trading crypto NOW with margin during bear market
Me make 0.001-3 BTC daily easy

This about same amount of money expect to make on forex daily ($30-70)

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I will always be here for you my fellow retard

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>IIIV
Thank you based baby Square

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amd up to 24 on the 24th :^)

FUCK OFF W MOUNTAIN TIME FAGGOT

investopedia, it has options, stocks and all you have to do is make an account

I will be home for this!!!!

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>still pondering whether to go to chilis after a half a year
youre quite the risk taker, eh?

but mountain time is based. we just live our lives. little more time in the summer, little less in the winter. no clock changing cuckery

>So unless I'm doing something really fancy it's not going to be worth shit?
well hopefully it was a worthwhile experience as an individual, or you wouldnt be wasting your time one it?
but yea unless you sell it like
said, it would be considered a hobby, what you tell them your favorite thing to do when not at work, like biking, astronomy, or kayaking

it will only help against people with similar work experience as you. its a tie-breaker, not a reason to hire you

>It's true. I took 5 years to graduate in computer science with a 2.3 (include a semester with four F's because I stopped going outside), with nothing to show for my life except depression and opiate addiction, and I still got the first job I applied to. EZPZ
i hope thats true, ive been going for 5 years (1.5 year gap) with a gpa about at 2.3 too, with depression and anxiety (and too much smoking)
bout to apply my ass off and see if its worth it

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It's okay, maybe we're lying, maybe we're not. But at least you know we're all the degenerate 1% of traders that can beat the market!

t. Neuro grad student

ITS NOT THE TIMEZONE THAT THE US MARKETS OPEN IN
EST IS THE ONLY TIME

Daily reminder to get in ARWR rocket ship before takeoff.

i didnt go to cool-edge either m8
im not retarded

STFU EST GTFO FUGGING LOSERS

>I feel like I shouldn’t be here
feel happy that you should

>seasons
must be nice

t. michigan

and all times in NYSE related threads are eastern time

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N I G G E R S
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>and all times in NYSE related threads are eastern time
THIS
NON NEGOTIABLE

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Fuck you
MOUNTAIN GANG MOUNTAIN GANG MOUNTAIN GANG

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If it makes you feel better I managed a 3.97 gpa and I considered it the worst investment I ever made.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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This, I'm going to miss comfy's movie cause I don't even know what I'm supposed to do to convert. What am I supposed to so subtract 32 hours and then multiply that by 5 and divide by nine or some shit?

I get you. Maybe I should’ve used the term “educated” instead of “smart.”