How do I make an orca whale?

>How do I make an orca whale?
>You mean oracle?
>Y-yeah
>Well that's not possible, sorry
>O-oh uh-oh... my investors aren't gonna be very happy about this...

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my fucking sides

imagine the smell

>Is this guy bothering you?

What is Sirgay looking at? The desk?

>Wendy's!? You promised me McDonald's! What the fuck, vitalik?? Fuck this shit

>A Singularity please
>No no... Shar-ding
>AH, ʏou ᴀRe cʏkᴀ ʙMʏᴀt?

n-notice me sempai

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>Look bro, he already told you Oracles arent possible right now, are we going to have a problem?

Beta inferiority response
In all honest though that was a pretty pathetic display by Sergey, he's just lost.

>The school bell rang
>*ring ring*
>”Okay, everyone make sure to read chapter 6 before Thursday... class dismissed! ...Sergey I’d like to see you for a moment please” said Mr. Buterin sternly
>Sergey approached Mr. Buterin’s desk timidly. ”What’s wrong Mr. B-Buterin?”
>Mr. Buterin glared at Sergey. “Sergey, was that a BigMac I saw you eating your corner today?”
>”Y-yes Mr. Buterin” said Sergey
>”Son, the janitors have been complaining.. apparently they’ve found copious amounts of secret sauce smeared on the desks when they come to clean in the evening. Furthermore the other students are complaining the smells are distracting them. Please stop eating in cl- good god son, is that the same plaid shirt AGAIN!? That’s the 3rd week in a row you’ve worn that shirt to this class.” said Mr. Buterin in disbelief.
>”Sorry Mr. Buterin, it won’t happen again” Sergey said, visibly embarrassed.

***** End Act I *****

Kek

ahahahahahahah

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HOLY SHIT

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Linkies always make me laugh

I swear i'll buy link with the profit i'll make with Nano (If i don't get raped)

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Hot...

kek

lmfao @ the bottom right photo

>make Oracles

what are you retards even talking about with "Oracles"?

Oracle is a software company. They have database solutions.

You don't "make an oracle"

for fuck's sake

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