Im 33 years old, Jow Forums. Why dont I like this?
Im 33 years old, Jow Forums. Why dont I like this?
Grayson Walker
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Grayson Cook
U need dat sugar free
Jacob Bell
monster. if it aint white it aint right.
Parker Wright
that only applies to women ;)
Sebastian Brooks
Hi Chad here from monster marketing. Were forcing monster memes and threads because well we know you are all just drooling retards and we like the idea of you developing heart conditions drinking our vomit in a can. You're just the demographic we like Stacy and me were laughing about you over our decaf lattes the way that some posters here so want to belong they even repost our shitty forced memes thinking they are edgy. Enjoy your arrhythmia and stomach cancer. Love Bra and Stacey.
Cameron Jackson
S. Please use sip like its some edgy in reference to our shitty vomit based product. Please don't mention the FDA.
If you guys keep going Stacey is going to get a trip to Hawaii for her bonus!
Please don't think about vomit when you see our logo, think about being edgy newfags an now cool we are. But don't think about vomit heart seizures or bowel ulcers (we certainly don't that's your problem we never drink this vomit in a can). Thanks Brad and Stacey from the monster marketing team
Eli Turner
Angel Hughes
This. Green one is shit. Drink the red or yellow sugar free.
Evan Richardson
We carefully analysed the demographic we want to hit, sad retards who are in their teens and boy did brad hut the jackpot with the boomer holding the can. Stacey said BRAND AWARENESS so loudly she nearly fell of her inflatable exercise ball. The best bit is we love the idea of you doing our work for us. So all you sad lonely types looking to belong just do our work for us and post boomer memes with the monster logo in them. Please don't think about vomit when you think of our lovely logo.
Jaxon Flores
lease ignore stuff like this
ft.com
"The US Food and Drug Administration said on Monday that five people may have died from consuming Monster Energy drinks, adding to fears about the safety of highly caffeinated beverages.Shares of Monster fell 14.23 per cent to $45.73 after the regulator said it had received five reports since 2004 linking the drinks to deaths. The company is already facing a probe in New York state over its marketing practices and ingredients."
Gavin Lewis
I drank 4 monsters a day for a year and didnt die. explain that.
Now i just drink a bottle of whiskey.
Kevin Long
That's why we think posting shitty forced memes here targeting demographics we might get in trouble for marketing to using other channels is a GREAT idea. Some people threatened to post our strategy document to Wikipedia. But fuck that were are going to keep going anyway because I mean who gives a fuck if you all get heart conditions and throw up every morning.
James Foster
The main thing is you SIP our lovely vomit, I mean energy drink. Don't think about vomit Think about being YOUNG and EDGY. SIP!
Liam Diaz
>I mean who gives a fuck if you all get heart conditions and throw up every morning.
Liam Nguyen
Thanks Brad and Stacey from the monster marketing team
David Parker
Who gives a shit? I've drank one or two a day for like fucking 7 years. STILL ALIVE BITCH.
Jordan Bennett
BRAND AWARENESS
Please don't think about vomit when you think of our lovely logo.
Thanks Brad and Stacey from the monster marketing team
Alexander Adams
Logan Myers
As much as ive tried to like this due to the Memes...
Monster and all other energy drinks are fucking disgusting.
Water is the best. So refreshing and pure. Tasty too unless you're a disgusting zoomer who only knows the taste of cola
Ayden Long
Imagine if you put all that money into crypto ...
Ayden Hernandez
The main thing is you SIP our lovely vomit
Evan Carter
You don't drink Monster for the taste.
Nigger you drink monster cause you're fucking exhausted and haven't had a full nights sleep in months and you just need something that will shock your body into function for another 4 hours.
Ryder Peterson
you SIP our lovely vomit
Aaron Edwards
If you don't drink Monster for the taste, why don't you just take some fucking caffeine pills? Serious question.
This guy is kind of a fag and talks down to the viewers, but for brainlets it is a good watch:
youtu.be
Oliver Evans
monster tastes like mountain dew piss.
Jaxon Peterson
Energy drink of my choice this summer. Monster Ultra really has no matching quality against it.