I'm going blind

Squirt some lemon juice in to your eyes.

Go see the Nothern Lights, you can go to Nordic countries, Greenland or New Zealand to see them.

practice echo location, if u practice hard enough its actually possible to use ecolocation to move one blind guy managed to learn it

Smoke weed all day very day

Start taking ALPHA LIPOIC ACID pills and get a better eyesight in 3 days

Worked for my poor eyesight
It's 16 days since i started taking it and my vision went to 6/10 to 8/10

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Lel nigga

If I was in your position.... I would pay a hooker once a week to let me piss all over her face.

I have Keratoconus. I have to wear a regular hard contact in one eye and a sclera lense in the other which is such a bitch to get on and off.

I got it from about a year long bout with the fact that I couldn't drink like I used to at 32 and literally after 3-4 beers after going home I'd throw up violently.

After about a year I was basically going blind. Once I had to squint so hard to watch porn I decided to do something about it

>he doesn't know the meme

masturbation causes blindness they say

My dad had surgery for it at least 15 years ago so I don't undestand the problem user

It's true dude.... I'm the garlic user.... since my post on garlic people already posted that they are feeling better.

Also..... I eat 1 habanero a day. Eating a habanero cures everything. Capsaicin will knock out cancer and colds l.

New Mexico has the lowest cancer mortality rate out of all the states because they eat chiles and peppers like college girls suck dick

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I got diarrhea because of your advice kys

Actual eye doctor here. Take your drops you retard. Also get glasses. Glaucoma is a peripheral killing disease so unless you have end stage you still have a central island of vision. Also my magnifying your text only make the island of vision harder to use IF you are end stage. Also if its uncontrolled thru drops go get a goddam trab or slt/alt. Insurance will cover it if you are getting gibs and a burger. Combo contacts with peripheral expanders for fucks sake if you are squinting. If you have a legit eye doc they should have taken an Oct/photo/visual field. Upload em and I'll tell you ho bad it really is. Also unless its congenital or traumatic in nature the majority of glaucoma pts go blind at 55.

you dont just go munching away willy nilly, ease your asshole into it.

I used to want to be an eye doc.. my dad has been a self employed optician for like 30 years making glasses for people filling their prescription. I always thought being an eye doc must be the easiest fucking medical doctor job. mostly they just flip some lenses around "which one looks better A or B". even then, their machines nowadays can just look in your eye and tell you what your prescription is so the doc is just going through the motions, lol
but then when faced with hundreds of thousands of dollars cost for years of medical school I nope'd out

Walmart doctors are a joke and the glasses are the easy part. Doing private/hospital is where the money is and the people where you use your brain.

Optometrist here. The eye doctor is right. Also look at patient.info/health/acute-angle-closure-glaucoma/chronic-open-angle-glaucoma. Hope it helps.

You need to keep using your drops and not end of the world. Go to a low vision clinic or go to your Optometrist for more advice and some specs for your squinting. Keep up with all your appointments. You need to see an optometrist at least every year.

Make sure you follow the instructions on drops and don't use expired drops.

What the fuck are doctors doing on Jow Forums? Shouldn't you be doing your jobs?

Nah bruv. I am an backstreet optometrist from the hood senpai! You hear what I am saying blad?

>only retards use Jow Forums
Reddit says this as cope. Because the alternative (the reality) is that the people who meme'd Trump into the election are actually working professionals who are sick and tired of the status quo.
I'm a married Engineer with 3 kids btw

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watch fargo tv series, fuck alot of hoes.

watch as much porn as you possibly can
get some vr glasses too and enjoy it all m8

biz or Jow Forums is where smart people go to act dumb

i am. just transferred to office comp from phone. its slow on Saturdays in the hospital but someones gotta be here.plus where do you think i was shitposting back in the day in college/highschool being a fucking autist

Most of you are retards and not smart at all.

I'm not smart, can confirm

Nonsense. It just happens yo be a sub board about finance attracting more wealthy and educated users. Most boards are uneducateded rednecks or teenagers.

Fuck off you leftist college degree toting coffee shop worker. You are the moron. We are actually clever and make good money (myself included) whilst you are a leftist bum politically correct white man hating poor medium IQ cuck unimaginitive status quo idiot.

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My roommate actually beat his glucoma with some serious medical treatment. It is possible to win.

Smoke marijuana drugs

This

Get extremely healthy. Start eating better and start weightlifting/running every day. The importance of being healthy cannot be overstated and you would be amazed what the body can just fix on its own if it's in perfect health. Lookup natural cures and see if there are natural doctors who specialize in that

>t. Astrology believer

There’s still hope for you user. usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/2017/02/15/high-tech-glasses-helping-blind-people-see/97960470/ The glasses are about a few thousand if I remember correctly.

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I know a guy how has been blind from the birth.
He's incredibly good with math and coding.
You should start learning Barille writing system if there is no way to cure that disease.

Astrology believer with abs, a 205 kg front squat, and hasn't had so much as a cold in years

Smoke WEED everyday

Get good at using JAWS for Windows. Use ZoomText while you're learning it.

Learn how to use smart phone screen readers (iOS has the best integrated one). Also there are apps where you can take a photo and the phone reads what's in the photo. That will help you read menus and street signs without a magnifying glass.

Start searching for studies where cameras are integrated into bodies to provide something approximating terrible vision. As a young guy who can see, you're probably positioned fairly well for these kinds of implants and when combined with an ability to use assistive technology, should allow you to still live independently.

Also make a switch to audio porn if you're into porn. You won't get psychologically wrecked by having to rewire for auditory stimuli if you do it now.

On Braille, you don't have to learn it these days. It's only necessary if you start going deaf too. The main use of Braille is carrying note cards in your pocket and reading them during conversations to stay on point. I know a sighted lawyer who does this.

Aldous Huxley almost went blind too, he wrote a book about curing himself. Check it out if you can, or get an audiobook of it. GOOD LUCK.

Going blind after having sight is unimaginably torturous. Being born blind and living without sight is palatable since you don't know what you're missing.

Huxley also took out his glasses to help him read something in a lecture he gave on how glasses cause blindness. A sci-fi author knows less about eyesight than eye doctors

In your situation I'd use the time left smoking marijuana and having sex (or fapping if you can't find a partner).

Computer vision will be good enough to interact with your brain if you wait it out. 10 years max and you'll get super-resolution if you want.

X-ray vision and sonar too fren. Stick around we'll make you into a dolphin

great suggestion.
best of luck user. hope you have plenty of linkies to be able to afford having your sight restored in 10 years when they come up with a cure.

Sorry user :(

>he doesn't know the crypto market follows mercury retrograde cycles
Silly cuck.

>hasn't been sick in years
Same, I think 4 or 5 years ago was the last time I had a cold/sinus problems or anything, feels good man.
>t. vegan/gluten free since 3 yo

i eat more or less like shit and smoke and I haven't been sick in years either

keratoconus is genetic and has nothing to do with alcohol consumption.

I dimly recall some stem cell treatment being promising.

no one offered to do a keratoplasty to fix it? Its treatable surgically.

Vitamin C cures this. 100% of vit C group cured:

orthomolecular.org/library/jom/1995/pdf/1995-v10n0304-p165.pdf

Please be satire.

Doctors work bankers hours and take 4 hour lunches, I know I'm a hospitalfag

Since you have some sights, find the hottest blind girl you can find and date her. Its better to be blind together.

Also learn to play the piano. And get some experience with tech to help you with your blindness.

Personally I would record myself telling descriptions of pictures and events I love.

Maybe you can learn to program?

This sounds gay af, but I really hope everything will turn out better then you expect atm. Don't do suicide, even blind there are still things to life for.

I think your only option is to literally go all in on chainlink. you will need to memorize your seed and get in on a trezor before your sight goes black. this will do two things. 1. give you hope 2. possibly fund a life changing new techlogical breakthrough that will give you 20/20 vision.

That news story turned out to be a fraud humans don't have the brain structures or aural sensitivity for echolocation.

>trump supporter
>intellectual
Choose one.

I don't think that works for glaucoma

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When has a retard ever been smart. Your sentence is stupid

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I thought glaucoma was supposed to be pretty treatable.

t. fellow vision loss user

CBD oil helps brother!!! Give urself a chance! I recommend bluebird botanicals, very high quality. Take the pure extract 1500+mg. Godspeed

Hugs, user.

This actually.. didn’t expect to see any good advice here

Jow Forums is filled with two kinds of people user (and its about 50/50).
a) actual retards
b) v. smart people who come here and act like retards

well spoken fren

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I hope this is just a larp but if not im sorry OP

REALLY give what this user said a shot.

Im really conservative and against all drug use but this CBD oil seems to be a miracle. I know dozens of people (including older, previously very ill people) who swear its changed their lives. God speed.

Start dropping truckloads of acid so that you can see out of your third eye

Also Carnosine eyedrops.

>50/50
Actually divisible by peeps who bought into this nano run vs dumb fucks too.busy in photoshop link memeing LOL

Look at as many tits as you physically can

I'm so happy I've had 20/20 vision all my life, so I won't be tricked into buying all these snake oil-like "cures for blindness" being offered in this thread. Just go blind OP. Trust nobody. You can still see through touch. Also I've heard your other senses become more superhuman once one of your senses fails you. Or maybe you can use echo location. I've heard some blind folks develop that ability.

At least you won't be able to see the red dildos while we all get JUST'd.

Just kidding bruh

keep telling yourself that.

OP already offed himself and did us a favor kek

I’m sorry user. There is that song Korn - Blind I guess that could help. Best to listen to eye doctor user in this thread. Good luck fren.

LMAO

being this stupid

Kek tell us what pink wojaks sound/smell/taste/feel like when your senses are superhuman