How the fuck do you get ahead in this country? I wasn't born into even a half normal family like the rest of my mates...

How the fuck do you get ahead in this country? I wasn't born into even a half normal family like the rest of my mates. If my business doesn't take off im absolutely fucked.

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>How the fuck do you get ahead in this country?

kneepads

I know the feels... it seems the most meta strat at the minute seems to be living on dole

buy chainlink

what's your business?

cant say as i have no patent, but product development is finished and we're manufacturing soon. im 99% sure of its success but that 1% terrifies me.

I work as an accountant but going to leave the UK within next 2-5 years.

From looking at the business strats of my clients, it seems the most redpilled way of making it is to:

(1) come up with a normie friendly shit tier tech idea
(2) go to accelerator programmes / VCs and get funding (easy as fuck since money is sloshing around due to the tech bubble meme)
(3) farm out all of the dev work to third world
(4) not necessary to ever make a single sale
(5) in the meantime use investor funding to pay yourself salary while in pre-revenue
(6) reclaim taxes from gov via research & development credits
(7) go insolvent and wind company up after extracting as much funding for yourself as possible
(8) buy income producing property, shares and assets with the funds you've appropriated

Being scared is good

It means you’re more motivated to suck dick and do whatever it takes to succeed

You’re already half there user. Ganbatte

>im 99% sure of its success
Majority of start ups fail. The percentage is even higher in a term longer than 5 years. Many of the ones that don't fail get themselves in large amounts of debt. Most successful companies are backed by start up incubators.

this is a physical product that solves a mechanical problem not like so many of the bullshit startups that solve a made up problems. I've noticed the people that most often remind me that '99% of businesses fail' are wagecuck losers who've never taken a single risk in their lives. not that im implying thats what you are off course

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People use this "most business's fail" bullshit as a coping mechanism... You do realise that those statistics take into consideration mongoloids attempting to create business's in saturated markets without previous consideration of the profit/ loss, and prior market analysis of their chosen development/ area of business?... Like cafe owners, cleaning companies, t-shirt printing companies... These are the majority of the statistics that say "1/3 business's fail"... well thought out business's with prior product development/ research/ strategies set in place rarely fail.

What biz have you started OP?

Mate please share the process. I'm paralyzed by the whole process of a business, the manufacturing, the distribution, the selling, my god. It makes my head spin, I am a true brainlet in these matters.

>neetbux
>dump neetbux into promising shitcoins
>sell when they moon
>repeat

well my parents made a $50 million company in 13 years (started in 2005). I was still pretty young when they first started but i remember that they were literally never there for me throughout my childhood and because they were working literally all day every day. Probably harder to do now though idk

sorry £35 million. spent so much time on le internetz converting £ to $ so people know how much im talking about

"ahead" by getting a high paying job
"making it" i have no idea, except crypto
perhaps property

yo man, if i say had a biz running already. What would be the easiest way to get a 50k cash injection without losing equity?

>You do realise that those statistics take into consideration mongoloids attempting to create business's in saturated markets without previous consideration of the profit/ loss

Das me

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Be posh. Go to university. Get grad job.

That's it.

>starting biz
>in the UK
Lmao, get out mate.