Why portugese girls are like that. I thought med girls are decent

9/10 chance that's a catfish
ask her for a pic with timestamp

Probably a gay man with a pic of a random girl

yes, it's a well known fact that they're trash and have mustaches and hairy legs, that's why they wear jeans even in days with 40ºC+ temperatures while all the foreign tourists around them wear miniskirts

Other anons are right, thats not how a woman talks

>random text on whatsapp
>hides name but not face
>"Just show it"

I'm thinking that's not very legit

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THATS A GOOD THING

Fiat, that's what is not legit. I almost died a few days ago because of a Fiat.

I doubt she is portuguese

Portuguese women arent whores

Unironcially the majority of pourtugese women I got attention from were brazilan diaspora while I was there

>Seatfag

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yes they are and portuguese men are pathetic ugly manlets

Portuguese girls are pretty frigid. Thank God they're being replaced by Brazilians nowadays.

Just fuck her faggot

KillI yourself subhumn babtou

>he fell for the girl meme

>pathetic ugly manlets
Actually describes most French men I've met quite well.

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this is clearly a gay man pretending to be a woman
no woman is actually this horny

Both are turbomanlet

Based and redpilles.
Iberians are the ancient Antlantis

>no woman is actually this horny
lmfao

Shut up Manuel

Describes 100% of portuguese bipedes

can confirm

Ignorance is bliss...

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what'sapp

I am frencher than you ahmed

When I was in Portugal, all the girls started to approach me and touch my peepee and body. Suddenly, they started to show me their mommy milkies and said that they wanted me to suck it like a baby. I was very scared frens, Portugal is a scary place.

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angry birds

Ok retard.

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you aren't anything but a self hating rootless mutt in full identity crisis
Shut the fuck up

Oh ho ho ho

Strange... Same happens to me every time I cross the border into Galicia.

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You have changed?

You aren't french mohamed, you are a subhuman berber-arab mutt, your skin is brown and you smell couscous

wow she doesn't have a mustache
must be a relative of the president

girls are yucky

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As a moortuguese you do actually have arab blood, as a 100% alpine frenchman I shit on your brown face

From what I have seen, portuguese women arent whores

STOP waving the white flag. You won't stop Africans from entering your country by waving a white flag

damn... med girls are this hungry for some nordic dick

I am whiter than you, ugly fat fucker, I guess you dont have the balls to post your face, you must be a virgin subhuman cock sucker

By being called Latin/Romanic we are lumped in with these mongrel beasts. Gross.

My friend you are A PORTVGVESE BVLL thank yoiu for changing your way

That's it... You're getting capped.

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Happened to me in spain. Spain is a scary place. The momma milkies are hangy and brown too.

No I am an ugly subhuman autistic mutt retard, my uncle is a proud portuguese BVLL but I got the manlet genes

>be me in Portugal
>walking in alley in Lisbon
>girl walks up to me
>says "just show it to me"
>I try answer and calm her down
>she punches me in the stomach
>I fall on the group
>try to protect my panis
>she grabs my hands and stomps them on the stone floor
>hurts like a bitch
>bitch starts screaming she wants my bachalau con nata
>I crawl up in a corner
>she kicks my head against the wall
>start bleeding from my skull
>she unbuttons my pants and just start stroking my dick so hard she almost rips it off
>after she finishes she spits on me and leaves me there
>too scared to go to the police in case there's any policewoman there

why are Portuguese women like this?

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Oh i am sorry about that friend you may not be a bvll but you are portvgvese

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Didn't you make like 10 threads, crying about how your parents cursed you with being a brown manlet, and dicklet?

Pic related: the average portvgvese bvll.

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Looks about 15

Every frenchie is a brown manlet/dicklet

Yes because men in my family are all Above 180cm but me I am a subhuman dicklet brown manlet ugly

this is what I come here for

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No, french have huge cock and they are white

I dont look like him but ok

>Be me, portuguese guy in norway
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice two nordic women sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Gut morgen"
>They respond with: "Gut morgen"
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>They say "Cool"
>They ask me what I'm doing in Norway
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the nordic ladies
>I say"How about you stop harassing these ladies?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from PORTUGAL, the last bastion of christianity in Europe, the most honorable and glorious country in Europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>they get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
>They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately norwegian men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Overall good vacation

Which one do you look like then?

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based PORTUGUESE BVLL

Im not a woman

>Implying the Muslims wouldn't just berate you and say, "Wait your turn Ahmed, we saw them first"

basiert

Can corroborate, same thing happened with me in Denmark and Finland.

>be walking on the streets of Lisbon
>just going to a restaurant because I'm hungry
>ask local girl for directions
>"just show it to me"
>confused ask what
>she tells me to forget it and tells me to follow her
>she leads me to an alley
>proceeds to punch me in the gut and pushes me
>fall on floor
>she takes off her pants and puts her vagina on my face while telling me to eat
>she later puts her mouth on my dick saying that she is also hungry
>after 6 minutes, she has had enough and leaves
>cry in the alley and afraid of going out to the street in case another girl sees me

Seriously, why are they like this?

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so did you show your dick or not?

Literally an arab

Happens to me on a daily basis

Lost it at bachalau con nata

dude I know, this has happened to all of my friends who visited Portugal, it's like they can't get enough of it

Hero of the year.

So what you are saying here is that if I want to be sexually assaulted by women I should go to Portugal?

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show your dick already

Yes. Please come. Bring money and a few attractive female relatives.

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Gib portugf and you will have my cousin :DDDDD

Unfortunately I can't get a portugf myself.

All they want is Nordic men.

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>black women
Don't mind if I do.

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Bring them

You are going to wake up without a kidney

>bachalau con nata

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I got bullied by girls a lot in school, they used to slap my ass whenever I passed by. One day a group of them stopped me asking where I was going while one of them came from behind and pulled my pants down and they all saw my dick and started laughing. I remember skipping class and crying in the bathroom that day

Did you fuck them later?

should have turned around really fast and dickslapped her in the kisser

I wish i got bullied by girls when i was little

>tfw sitting in the bus, a Portuguese girl sits next to me and starts groping me
Portuguese girls just can't help themselves. They'll touch anything phallic with a pulse.

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>tfw no older girls forced you to be their footslave

Portuguese girl gave me.genital herpes. Don't have sex.

they are hardest, most relationship-oriented girls after greeks in europe.

t. ex-erasmuser

hello fellow normalchad

Actually when i was in elementary school i got sort of physically tortured by older girls