Youre dating a woman

youre dating a woman

she has cellulite, and youre fairly sure its because, although shes skinny, shes kinda skinnyfat, and she never excercises

you, a fit alpha male... do you accept to be with a lazy sloth, or do you move on? or do you force her to get fit

95% of women have cellulite..... this means 95% of women are too lazy to do some squats

absolutely disgusting

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You tell her about it. Since you stay fit she should too if it is important to you

OP IRL

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t. buttblasted roasty

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op has never seen a women naked IRL cause they all have cellulite mate.

If she doesn’t lift she is a gains goblin. Dump her before you both start to pack fat.

As a fit alpha male, I ask only that she commit to a LCHF lifestyle, as I do, so that we may both never exercise and remain beautiful forever. If she cannot conform to a shared dietary plan, then it was never going to work out in the first place.

True, even Kanye can't escape it.

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this is only in usa, dunno what shit u put in ur food

God what a disgusting body

Why aren't you regularly hiking with this woman?

high fructose corn syzzrup and sugar

you sound like a bodycult faggot from miami, try to increase your little to zero horizon by reading a book.

I don't care if she has a bit of fat. As long as she's cute.

Cellulite wasn't even a "thing" until the 60s when marketing made it a thing that was undesirable.

Cellulite is natural for women and you can't get rid of it through exercise. Same as stretch marks.

Also this is not biz related. Reported and saged.

Damn. She looks weird under the neck.

Just have her lift with you you beta male how don’t you bring your girl to the gym with you lol what a cuck

not true. my gf started getting it and she almost fell for the memes about it not being removable but she got rid off it through exercise and good diet within a year.

If she doesn't take care of herself with minimal supervision its just going to get worse as she gets older. If you knock her up you're on a one way fast track to dumpy jello arm wife.

Your gf is a dude

your mom is a dude
>Cellulite is natural for women and you can't get rid of it through exercise.
cope for the lazy

There's nothing wrong with a little chub. I like something to squeeze in bed.

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i only care about how much money they have

You're definitely gay if you don't like a little cellulite on a woman (the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'). You probably didn't manage to get laid until your early twenties at best, and you secretly had a crush on one of your male friends throughout high school, and you thought he may have liked you a little bit too. Although nothing ever happened, you still to this day cannot repress those feelings of wanting to be naked and cuddle with him. A little blood flow to your penis increases when you think about his cellulite-less tight ass. When you ponder deeper, you realize the idea of doggy-style fucking this guy feels better than a woman, because you never really liked women more than men, even for sexual reasons. Realizing this, you have to cope in some way, mostly by shitposting to make up for your confused and demented state.

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Fat people get cellulite.

It's because women don't fast. Women who do water fasts don't have cellulite.

Her lower body honestly looks like she has never went to the gym at all, 0 muscle only a fat transplant in her ass. Only thing she has going for her is her face, that body is literally worse than average.

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idk senpai. I would berry my dick so deep in that it would take a neurosurgeon to remove it

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Have you introduced her to cocaine and cigarettes? Are you even trying to have a skinny girlfriend?

idk about you guys but for me there is nothing more satisfying to see my cum leaking down my gfs fat celulite ass. the cum will fill in thise litle hils and ridges of celulite i love it

>All girls have cellulite

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