/brit/

bumping the real /brit/ thread to spite that dumb nigger who posts galaxy express screenshots that don't do the art justice from his fucking telephone probably because leddit told him it was artsy
let it be known that I hate that nigger with every cell in my body

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mostly been listening to this today. doubt you'd like it. dead good though.

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I'll let him now

London is peng

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Nah

Am listening the Washington DCs Embrace, fronted by Ian Mackaye of the infamous hardcore punk band Minor Threat, Embrace only released one album (st, 1987) which pretty much invented emo/post hardcore

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Penggest city on Earf

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Some right poofs in here tonight

>London is *wheezes due to PM2.5 inhalation before stepping on my train where I commute 2 hours out of central to my £900PCM 12 bed flat share in greater london* peng

Official /brit/ image (pic related)

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>/brit/ on Friday

have fun normies

nah london's big lad, plenty of room in the middle of those extremes. i'm in between. mortgage, single, got a 3-bed in west london. not wealthy by any stretch of the imagination, just sorted a good deposit.

lads

don't give up
you've got the music in you
this world is gonna pull through
don't give up
you've got a reason to live
don't let go
i feel the music in you

im not allowed to have a gf

Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create bad times
Bad times create strong men

are you ready for the bad times?

Sure, if you're showing ambassadorial residences

YIDDO
also fuck off tripfag

your mum is ready for the bad times

the 2010 is strong in this image

seems like that's all there is anyway

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When I was in Ireland all the women looked at me with a lascivious look, they got close to me, they touched my penis or they masturbated while they looked at me, and I'm talking about women that I met on public transport, I can not tell what they did to me in the hotel because this is worksafe thread.

Who do you think lives in houses like this lad?

This is in a rough area so no millionaires are living here

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Been posting here since 07 mate I'm never leaving

do not in any circumstances go outside the house
radioactive fallout can kill
you cannot see it or feel it, but it is there
if you go outside, you will bring danger to your family and you may die
stay in your fallout room until you are told it is safe to come out or you hear the all clear on the sirens
if somebody from outside calls for help, do not let them gain entry to your fallout room
they could pose a threat to you and your family

hi sueposter

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Toil on morrow

sorry lad but /brit/ has established itself as a redhead general

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the vast majority of terrace houses aren't fit for use in most areas of the country, and should be demolished and replace with considerably more efficient housing

why yes i would exterminate a country for a chance with a british slag, how could you tell

How much was your deposit babes?

Honestly this is my favourite gimmick. Both funny and informative

Don't remember this motion at the AGM.

Hughie Fury just fought in Saudi Arabia lads. Doing one for the British Lions

You can get stds with less efforts

Never gonna happen while theres still boomers to buy them up and sell to first time buyers for £180k despite being the size of a shed

taxi driver is one of the best films of all time

>calling the english "saxons"
soul
>calling the english "anglos"
soulless

admirable

slipped you a roofie so you wouldnt vote, soz xx

idea: compulsory purchase orders for redevelopment

*Yawn*

Idea: abolish the green belt and build commie blocks on it

based

Wrong opinion

Correct opinion: 12 Angry Men

Get annoyed when people ask me if I am english when on holiday and I have to tell them I am actually in fact Norman.

it's because you are so boring that you are still a virgin

where's diego

pave the greenbelts
crush the tory shires

Quite like foreigners in real life but on here they deserve a bloody good slap

>:(

the old world will burn in the fires of industry

>buying a cheeky bagel
>little midget fella in front of ya
>say to your cheeky gf 'oi love look at this little fella'
>he turns around
>YOURR NAD GAWD!

What do?

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was reading about "gaunching" yesterday, its a method of execution from the ottoman empire and north africa where theyd take you to the top of a wall which had large iron hooks protuding from it, and then just throw you down the side of the wall, impaling you on the hooks, and there youd hang until you died which would usually take days

Could've shagged more birds than you had crush in your lifetime luigi, especially this italian girl, she loved my humor, had pity for her man so did nothing with her

this wasn't worth posting at least twice

Mum just cut my hair.

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bagel man

ottomans were absolute savages

*jumps off bollocks first*

Forcibly?

Ah yes this bagel thing

*forces your head*

i'd let roger federer shag me

Might move to Turkey lads

thoughts?

What books you lot reading then?

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Need me an English mutt gf pronto

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they did absolutely loads of impalement in addition to repeated genocides of various non-turks over hundreds of years and still want to do it today to the kurds theyre just sick

Feel bad for bagelcel. You're lying to yourself if you think you wouldn't go absolutely postal living 40+ years at 4'11 and constantly being teased and rejected. No man should have to live with such a burden, especially if not self-imposed.

Does Area 51 actually exist?

Sneed's Feed and Seed

Only read manga

yeah i flew a drone over it on holiday

he's my hero

Chuck's suck and fuck

If I were that small I'd go for midgets and pass as an absolute Chad for them. What a failure from A to Z that man

We're rushing it

they also made gaunching scaffolds which look like they were specifically designed to inflict that

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Just read: The Wasp Factory
Currently reading: Slaugherhouse Five
Will next read: A Clockwork Orange

You?

Yes, this's the open information. It's not classified.

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Argos catalogue

getting some major downvotes on reddit

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This posts makes me wish I was 17 again.

the laminated book of dreams

Area 52 is where they keep the aliens though