/brit/

Kick the shit out of any Auswog I see in a London bar.

haha epic aussie shitpost xD

on the train with loud drunk people

i'm entitled to ask my mum whatever i want
and my mum is a good lass, usually open with me but i can completely understand why should we want to hide that from me
but once i mention it to her, i expect her to come fully clean and give me the full story desu

are you sure? maybe it was an imposter

absolutely howling at some of my posts in the archive

is she a fit lass?

A coin is flipped three times. What is the probability that the coin lands on tails twice?

I put my money on the Aussie curbstomping you. English are pussies (excluding northerners, who are gods)

dunno maybe some other lad's dad is posting daft shit on twitter or someone posting a meme link but i definitely would not dare link my dad's twitter

2.60%

Say you have 3,000 quid.. if you made 26 trades at 30% consistently, you'd end up with 1.2 billion

...

she was probably alright back in her day but for most of my life she has rocked the short hair look which i don't rate

or you could just cash out from all those trades and get 1 (one) hug in japan

I am a northerner. and all the Aussies that come here are limp wrist bent cunts from Melbourne and Sydney

i rate it

it was a load of shit about brexit and lefties if I remember correct although yeah even at the time I thought it was strange that it was linked but the account was so dull I thought nothing of it

>i'm entitled to ask my mum whatever i want
no you're not lmao

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Don't know how to do trades
Don't know how to do stocks
Don't know how to buy bitcoin
Don't know how to invest
Never had more than 2k to my name
Just don't care
Simple as

108322716
Wait til he finds out about the ivory coast

Which ones

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So learn then

woah he's just like me

my dad's not that political, most of his political tweets are some sort of irish muh heritage larping because my nan and grandad were from ireland
my dad grew up in the 70s and 80s when the irish were discriminated against so still loves to the larp as one even though he was born in england

Poms are so stupid

Don't like learning
Give up if I can't intuitively grasp a concept or task instantly

It’s 3/8

Lurk moar.

Been here for 9 years now. Not sure how much longer is needed to deceive myself into thinking poms are smart desu

you're not my mum be quiet
you're probably some tarquin with two full time working parents raised by a nanny
my mum often begs me to be more open with her and says i can tell/ask her anything but i'm naturally quite a private/secretive person

Dont listen to rap music for the sole reason that I am not allowed to say the N word, thus meaning I cant sing along.

Just get a Coinbase account link it to your bank account and buy bitcoin that’s the easiest possible path

You wake up in Detroit

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Most be autism then.

Too smart.
3C2/2^3

counter argument: poms are so incredibly intelligent that your sun fried brain cannnot even comprehend it and perceive it as stupid

the harsh australian climate is simply not meant for the anglo man and i believe australians that have been there for several generations have malfunctioning brains due to the adverse effects of the climate

>tfw never won that action packed trip to detroit

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demonic

Finnish cuisine, along with British cuisine, has a poor reputation. As an example, in 2005 the British President Jack Silak was reportedly criticized for Finnish cuisine as "one of the worst dishes in Europe, and only slightly delicious than British cuisine."

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is it action packed because you'll spend the whole time running away from niggers with guns?

corr

when i was like 14 i nearly ended up fighting my mixed race mate because i was singing along to a choon and said the word nigger as part of it

also had this same debate with a different (rational) black mate around a year ago who wasn't a fan of the concept but agreed there's nowt wrong with it aslong as you're singing along to the flow of the choon

>British President Jack Silak

...

jesus wept

Japanese cuisine is overrated as fuck.
It's good, but not the best

finna pour a pint

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Lol

>in 2005 the British President Jack Silak
fake news virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=-wZt4Fd13Ik

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>.gif
fuck off

yeah i grew up in the brum slums lad i've got black mates
kendrick said you can't say it but that's nonsense
i love rapping along to choons and i'm not censoring myself for nobody

think you replied to the wrong post la

all humans with female genitalia should be incarcerated posthaste

That boy has a good head on his shoulders.
Bring it to me.

listening to some rorke tunes

youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q

haha yeah

interpol went to shit after antics
kendrick went to shit after good kid maad city
aj tracey went to shit after naila
yung lean went to shit after ginseng strip 2002

anyone else?

None of them were ever good

>interpol went to shit after antics

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>interpol went to shit after antics

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dizzee rascal went to shit after boy in da corner

Ocean Monster

youtube.com/watch?v=EH5oEoXloSA

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all shit

you should only listen to classical music or you're a disgusting pleb

Why do Asians make great pianists but terrible composers? You’d think they’d have a few noteworthy ones by now

arctic monkeys went to shit after favourite worst nightmare

BASED

good lad, the good darkies dont mind when you say it in a friendly manner like my mate

Oh Tommeh Tommeh...
twitter.com/camcamdamn/status/1149311833091780609

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>you should only listen to classical music or you're a disgusting pleb
oh my fucking daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays lad
can't already tell you're a turbororke incel that has never felt a woman's loving touch

screaming

based

this but jazz instead of classical

ENGLAND LOST TO POO PEELAND LOL

Stormzy has said about his school years, "I was a very naughty child, on the verge of getting expelled, but I wasn't a bad child; everything I did was for my own entertainment. But when I went into an exam I did really well."[15] He said he got six A*s, three As, and five Bs on his GCSEs, but then only achieved a "humbling" ABCDE on his A Levels: "For someone who would cuss in class and was on the verge of being expelled, it was A Levels that showed me that in life you need work ethic."[15] He studied for an apprenticeship in Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, and worked in quality assurance for two years at an oil refinery in Southampton, Hampshire.[16][17]

dano y stormzy acts road cuz

Guards! Come quick!

Might watch something British.

you literally never listening to any form of UK rap before stormzy entered the scene you cringe mong, you probably think stormzy invented grime

you don't know any of the true classics
youtube.com/watch?v=UiCQnQ6xtRQ

These people are the problem

repeat after me /brit/....

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Skins is the best British television programme ever created

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give me some good jazz albums to listen to then

didnt realise action packed meant getting bent over by a gang of nigs in a run down alley, would have entered had I known

Good post

youtu.be/vIEA_Ykkwa8?t=889

loooooooooool y u pipin up for grandad

Dogshit