NEET ftw

Daily reminder that you are an idiot if your country offers free money and you don't take it.

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ive had this image saved for ever and i still haven't seen the original video

SOMEONE GIVE ME A RHYTHM!

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Good thing Walmart pissed off from Germany, total failure.

Though as a kid I often used to go to Walmart and Metro with my parents.

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>OKAY, LET'S GET ME A RHYTHM
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
>FOLLOW ME
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>(EVERYBODY)
>(ONE MORE TIME)
>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>(LAST TIME)
>>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>(ME NOW)
>YOUNG MAN YOUNG GIRL
>WELCOME TO WALLY-WORLD
>YOU'RE GONNA BE A CASHIER SOME DAY
>YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
>YOU LOVE THIS PLACE
>MOVING THOSE TIRES ALL OVER THE PLACE, SINGIN'
>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>(TWO MORE TIMES)
>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

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It feels lofty to be a NEET, be financed by the wageslaves, and then regularly order stuff and thinking how wageslaves have to work to get my purchase to my home.

I fap on the thought that I can take all the time in the world to prepare my meals and eat properly, while wagecucks skip meals, buy trash fast food and eat like pigs.

Imagine being such a retard, it blows my mind.

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NEET here and miserable. I stopped working after a mental breakdown. I've sorted out my mental illness but now no one will give me a job because I'm 30 with no real work history. I'm trying though.

This is the GOAT Texas Roadhouse video, the cute latina really makes it

youtube.com/watch?v=GB86QT9bRq0

I am 33 soon, and have worked 2 months in my whole life.

I feel sorry for people who feel they need to do something to earn their "place".
On the other hand I am glad that there are so many sheep available. They finance me (and the rich ones).
Doesn't stop me from making fun of them though.

Modern slavery is rather sophisticated.

Back in the ancient times, slaves knew they were slaves.
Nowadays they are brainwashed to believe otherwise which among other effects make them more docile and servile.

I have expensive hobbies and vices, also don't live with my parents and don't want to live in a ghetto.
Cannot do that on welfare.

I'm one of those fools who genuinely wants to earn my own way, but also welfare doesn't pay out as well here as in Eurofaggot countries. I do okay because my parents help me out a bit with money on top of what I get from the government, but people living only on welfare have it real bad.

>free money

There's no free money in Germany. States forces you to search for a job in the beginning then they send you to those courses with bydlo people. Been there. Also people will laugh at you once you're in your 30s and your income is 700 euros.

What expensive hobbies?
How much percent in total is taken away from your wage?

I don't believe it, name some figures.
In Germany, which doesn't pay much, you get enough if you aren't an alcoholic/junkie and live excessively.

If you are a dumb NEET, then you get kicked around, of course.

>Also people will laugh at you once you're in your 30s and your income is 700 euros.

People don't talk about their income. The worst NEETs are actually the failed normies.
They feel shame and feel pressured to become a wageslave (again).

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30% of my income in income tax alone
hunting and pc building
also a pack of tobacco every day, 3-4 bottles of wine every week and mdma on weekends also rent

>BUT WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE NANNY STATE AND BRING BACK TRUE FREE MARKET CAPITALISM I'M NOT SOME LAZY SOCIALIST WHO TAKES MONEY FROM OTHER PEOPLE NO BIG GOVERNMENT NO WELFARE QUEENS

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So you can afford a nice car and a house by being neet? Top kek.

$800, or 543 eurobux.

>also a pack of tobacco every day, 3-4 bottles of wine every week and mdma on weekends

Sounds healthy

>Implying you could afford to buy an apartment, let alone a house in Germany unless you are higher middle class or upperclass

Good joke
Car is not worth it in Germoney, with all the forced costs for insurances and whatever.

This whole society is geared towards milking the most out of the average sheep.
Exception of that are people who are either upper class or NEETs on welfare.

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424 Eurobux here, food prices are increasing here, but are still low.
I assume you get your rent and health care paid as well.

>Car is not worth it in Germoney, with all the forced costs for insurances and whatever.

Do you live in a village? Public transport in Germany is more expensive than a car. Seriously how old are you? Is it your first month being neet after you finished school?

>Imaging being constantly under pressure from not "wasting" time and skip on things that put your health further down the table like food and sleep

>get 30% from your wage cut, the wage after all the taxes gets further cut, because you are forced to buy all sorts of insurances e.g. car insurance

>Imaging slaving your life time away without and future prospects of ever being able to afford your own home, and thus always depend on landlords and the real estate market speculations

You mean rent paid on top of that $800? LOL no. Neets on welfare get hit really hard on rent. Decent landlords won't rent to them so they actually end up paying above market price for shithole slums that are not fit for human habitation. I know of one welfare slum where they are paying $650 for one room apartments in a building that ought to be torn down. Utilities not included. I have it a bit easier because my father co-signed a lease in a decent place.

Learn to read, I am 33 soon.
Public transport is more expensive?
You are delusional, which makes me think you just barely finished the school.

You retard do know that, you also have to refuel your car regularly?

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But your naive statement implying that by not being a neet enables you to afford a house, shows you are a brainwashed nutcase.

That's not much then.
Is the welfare money the same for disabled people, who are not fit for the wageslave market?

There is this one Canadian guy on another imageboard, who got free housing on top of monthly money. He always buys fashion wear and fitness related stuff.

Did you get a retard certificate yourself? Seeing as how you apparently don't have to do those Jobcenter courses

All you wrote is bullshit. But if you like it enjoy your lifestyle.

imagine not having a job and not being able to afford loads of cocaine and booze and cigarettes

I don't know about them, they might get paid more depending on the disability Also it is different in every province.

Go to bed, moron, obviously you are high from alcohol or whatever drug.

>imagine wasting even more money because you also need to buy all sorts of drugs to cope for all the wageslave and every day stress

A few years ago I looked up some of my old classmates on the internet.
They all aged badly, I barely recognize them anymore.

Oh, you don't have a unified welfare system?
This is strange.
So what prevents people from moving to another province and apply welfare there?

That Canadian guy I was talking about is from Quebec.

mate ive been unemployed and i took even more drugs and alcohol to cope with the boredom. how the hell can you live every day in a pointless existence and not even get high or drunk? you're just doing a mega cope to try to justify why being useless is better than trying to achieve something in life

Go back and watch anime you 30 year old faggot

Quebec leans more socialist than other provinces, I don't know the specifics of their welfare system but would assume it is more generous than in other parts of the country.

As for moving, for one most people on welfare can't afford to do this. And I'm guessing you would need to have been a resident of that province for x amount of time before qualifying. Even if you meet the requirements there is a processing period where they investigate you to make sure you are not a fraudster, in my case this took 2 months. It's not a friendly system, you don't just walk into a government office and get free money no questions asked.

There are ways to wring more money and benefits out of the system. Shitting out a few kids works. I've met lots of these lower-class cunts and it's like a rite of passage for them to have a kid and get put on the socialized housing list, plus more monies which may or not get spent on caring for the crib lizard.

>being a wageslave
>achieving something
>muuh drugs and alcohol to cope with

Not too sure what to make of your incoherent text.
I don't do drugs and I rarely consume any alcohol.
Time flies by like nothing, and lately I have picked up cycling, after I have lost motivation for gaming.

sind deine eltern stolz auf dich, du scheiss schmarotzer?

Butthurt wageslave Kartoffel

they know they're slaves, most the world is slaves, so what's the point in thinking about it

Lol, butthurt wageslave.

Pride is also a perverted term, everchanging depending on the status quo of society.
You island cockroaches are surely proud to bow your head to the Islam.

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No, if you have read this thread or any NEET related threads on imageboards, you will notice these wageslaves all think it's about not being "useless" and achieving something.

They don't know what to do with free times at their hand, like a flock of lost sheep without a shepherd.