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foreign girls speaking english are so hot

>Chadette
Is this the spicy new meme?

absolutely mental how being gay gives you a free pass to shag as many of your girl '''''friends''''' as you want
missing a trick here

gimme space gimme room room
glock 19 spread your face round the room room

That's what they're bred for
t. yellow fever

thinking about the girl from the bus stop

flamenco style isn't my thing too much but he's pretty talented yeah
he needs to lose all that reverb though and focus on the tone of his guitar
that much reverb when you're playing solo guitar just sounds tacky to me

Just realised lad is short for ladies haha all this time we've been calling eachother ladies arent we daft lol

unemployed mate is telling me he wants to start selling fidget spinners in skegness

>an incels delusional view of benders
fascinating

he's right though

why on earth would you want them to have a horrid yank accent then?

got my socks blown right off earlier

Asian accents sound weird, nothing better than that generic Valley Girl-light accent that a lot of Asian-Americans have, for example this chick, I would fuck her like she owes me money

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reckon the medical definition for dwarfism should be raised to 5'6
let the little lads get some welfare at least

drum and BASED

phwoar midnight request line

can't get the bus stop girl out of my head ahahhadyhaubgoabai fbibgkjadhfgbyvdh flbao ruegbao asgdfaibghdaeflghrhig akjbg

grow up

i got a glock in my rari

Actual banger, even a week later
youtube.com/watch?v=ys1B9acLEck

kys

tune

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just think its 1am on a friday night approx the kind of time you’d have your cock inside a tinder date, hope shes having fun

virgin man me

going to shag tomorrow

>my hobbies? netflix and chill

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bit stoned lads

if you like meridian crew, i was going to show you the 2005 bbc documentary about the murder in meridian estate in tottenham which shows skepta being interviewed by police and prezident t being caught with 16 kilos of cocaine which he somehow blamed on someone else and got away with

but it seems to have completely disappeared from the internet, was probably a part of the deal when skepta sold his soul

down the oesophagus

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Thats all shite

literally crying in the club rn

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benders don't shag their female mates
be quiet

no he isn't

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bfi southbank playing load of shite
no good stuff at normal cinema all gay toy stories and spidermans who even watches that shit
fuck sake

Back of my left hand aches from swinging some solid left hooks. Might have to tone things down for a month to see how it recovers

yeh but just remember its not her, never will be her

sad really init

yes they fucking do

what language are they speaking

Woah the grime squad are in
Watch out fellas

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THERE'S A GIGASTACY??

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yeah it's so sad she's probably the best looking girl i've seen in my life unironically (actually unironically)
really don't understand this element of human nature like it's all just shapes and shit why do some people have to be sooooo perfect looking uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Boxcar was his last good song. He is a god, but he should have unironically died (or become a media-shy recluse) in about 1990.

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youtube.com/watch?v=SZb0Ha7k7WM

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reckon you should have made a move lad bet she had a cracking fanny as well, lasses that are put together well tend to have a nice little tuppy

kys

>That face
>Those hands
fucks sake

only went and shagged sue earlier didn't i

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hello

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you see the big skengaleng gotta be matic
make an mc disappear like magic

and jme actually be spitting "javascript" omd

best song ever written

not really just saw him live was increidble best concert i've ever been to unironically
also he's relatively prolific for someone his age and there's decent tracks on most of his newest stuff plus psychedelic pill was a solid album not listened to anything after that but he's still good so reckon you are wrong actually

he's really proud of that 'facts don't care about your feelings' tweet isn't he
smug little twerp

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bruh that kiten lol

mate i live in london people don't talk to other people at bus stops would probably have been arrested
108325417
oh shut up

>so, you don't make 300k/yr? i don't think it'll work out for us

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I'm not wrong. Have a solid word with yourself tomorrow after sobering up, please.

the swans - helpless child

gotta move outside the box to get inside the box (box meaning fanny haha)

Has she been eaten out by Shiina Sora?

do you not think psychedelic pill is a good album yes or no

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we got LONDON on the TRACK

my friend are you a shagger?

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>hmm ahh yes, i think i'll post about poo and pee tonight

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>the swans

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corporal of the ranks lad x

how do you make your lips less dependent on vaseline?
was absolutely gagging for vaseline today

cool when was your first shag?

he's not supposed to be here for you he's supposed to be here for geoffrey

far from it.

pewdiepie wants to build a japanese style house in minecraft

youtube.com/watch?v=fSzOcvAJmi0

this obviously

It has 3 great tracks. Now compare that to After the Gold Rush or Harvest.

over and over again my love

Gay conversion therapy. Stop sucking dicks, lad.

shut the fuck up with your pewdiepie bullshit

really want to see the artic monkeys live

common people - pulp

>huh? you're not a feminist? *decapitates you* #girlpower

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You all have truly tragic taste in music
It's embarrassing, you should be ashamed

harvest moon is unironically better than harvest ans anyways you said boxcar was his last good song and you say there are good tracks on psychedelic pill so you are bullshitting me
his best albums are zuma, rust never sleeps, ragged glory and arcweld the live album
he is also still amazing live so shouldn't have died