/cum/

and if you ain't a hoe get up out my trap hooooooouuuuuussssseeeeee
youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

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looks terrible

Spaghetti is shit without meat

hard pass

i convinced myself she isn't perfect and she's kind of a shitty person

Wtf is that?!

>Spaghetti is shit without meat

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looks like a poorly made empanada

Taco at BK.

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in an infinitely better mood rn

If you're a pussy and choke when it comes to talking just skip it and rape her.

What is this abomination? It's as gross looking as KFC's Cheetos Sandwich

youtube.com/watch?v=Jj17eaTaemY

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mutts age like a fine wine while pure nordics age like milk
i think this is solid evidence that racemixing is good

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update: i peed

So that's a software dev? Damn.

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discord.gg/BgrBdY3

retard

i'm out, cya
youtube.com/watch?v=NX4beZd1MBc

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I am secretly gay and my gf doesn't know

watching battlebots rn
just got home from walking dogs
fell asleep while watching a movie with mummy at like 7pm lol
dumb 'zo

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I never ever in my life related or watched the shows those kids were (or are) in. Yet people always post em on the internet everytime like they were in some classic movie like good fellas or some shit like that.
It's funny how you see new faces in media and keep watching them after years and you still don't give a fuck

how old are you

see imagine of qt redhead but her doc pictures scare me.

Send her a sex tape of you getting pounded and see what she thinks

also i got popcorn, finna watch the office cuz im tired of not understanding the references

*dog

Possessed?

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28
i remember when zoey was new I was like 18 already and thought it was the cringies stuff I've ever seen on nickelodeon yet lots of people talked about it for years like it was... good.
And now people are feeling nostalgia for it
lol is this really the best shit taht came out in that era? fucking weak ass shit
With those standards kennal & kel is some citizen kane level of good

goodbye my wonder

>26
>on tinder
ah jeez
those lips must be hanging

quinn was my favorite character

Ahegao?

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Ready the harpoon?

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love watching some robot battles desu

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I started watching Evangelion about a week ago but I only resumed watching it earlier (like only one episode)but I work at Timmies at 7 am

>Detroit

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that literally looks like mexico

This is why 3d is disgusting

i dont wanna go to toil

yeah exactly she’s actually ugly and literally insane and i never really loved her anyway

The only difference here is the shorter timescale lol

omg i stan pam

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>cum is fast when im too busy to read
>slow when i have time
its not even 11pm where did you all go? out partying wi9th your friends you stupid normies'

I was gone for a few hours and now that I’m back it’s completely dead
/cum/ can’t survive without me

My dad told me my shoulders are looking wider. We're all going to make it

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Sex masters of cum
How do I tell the difference between interest in me and friendliness

gn

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your dad is a faggot

perro caca

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gn qt :3

basado

what’s ur chest measurement

Taking a comfy late night shit

stoned in a fucking ihop again buds

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Every time I visit my parents I’m reminded about how my sister is disgustingly obese despite literally everybody else in my family (including aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents) being a healthy weight

nice user

;)

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Just ate about 1lb of cherries buds

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cameltoes? BIG fan

unironically gonna be mad for like a week

>jack in the box
I live in LA amongst mexican taco snobs.
Weall agree those 2 for $1 tacos can hit the spot.

Horrible taste

Not when youre drunk.
With some "taco sauce".
Fuuuuuuuuck yeah, son.

why

unironically vaping weed

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do they even have mexicans in louisiana what are u talking abt

dealing with a habitual line stepper
youtube.com/watch?v=l9yQq4NxyOE

Im sure she is well aware of that and hates herself for it.

This is why SoCal must be destroyed

Los Angeles, chancho.

Probably, but she’s also a chain smoker and refuses to try anything to lose weight
I feel bad for her but there is literally nothing I can do about it
My brother is also a bit of a shut in and I’m pretty sure he’s still a Virgin

Me? I’m hitting that JUUL 24/7

For me? It’s smoking from a hand-crafted wooden pipe

I agree. I like northern/central cal better.

Have u tried telling her “Calories In Calories Out” LOL

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Yes
But like I said she refuses to do anything
When I still lived with my family, she would spend all of her money buying junk food, soda, fast food, cigarettes, and alcohol
Also she’s a high school dropout, unemployed, can’t drive, and legitimately one of the dumbest people I know
And she’s 4 years older than me

I always confuse the names of Hungarian Dance No. 5 and Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 :(

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Played a mod of Crusader Kings 2 set after an apocalypse, and California is ruled by an emperor based in Sacramento. Baja California is also in the same culture group as Northern and Southern Californians instead of Mexicans

what american city do you hate the most? i hope the chinks nuke la first

Japanese girl I hung out with in San Francisco got drunk and started a FaceTime call with me where she said she loves me

Do u ever play CK2 multi

I know a jp girl who moved to sf, I wonder if it’s her lmao

Love isn't real

Washington, D.C
Yeah
Had a comfy game earlier where I played with a friend
Created the Empire of New Britain starting as count of Boston, Edgar Allan of House Poe
Conquered New England and the Maritimes
I was also Anglican and destroyed the heretics in Quebec

Are you one of the named /cum/posters?

Doubtful considering she’s third gen
Come to Japantown, maybe you’ll find her
Also she bought me this when we went to the shops

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I used to post Tinder shit all the time until another /cum/ poster stole my future wife from me (I’ll always miss you, Morgan)