Why do zoomers like this shit game so much?

I honestly feel pity for zoomers and how they don't grow up with actual good games.

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Why dont zoomers like RTS or MMO?

Very low attention span, autism, and it's what's trendy right now

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Eh, I can see the appeal, I would probably like it if I was 13 again. Considering the absolute state of the rest of the industry it's not hard to stand out if you're not trying to make sixth rate movies.

its minecraft syndrome

kids love building stuff

im 22, fortnite is great. i play with all my gamer friends
the type of faggots to post on Jow Forums are the types to pretend its bad to not seem 'normie' though
idiots

These little bottlefed faggots have free access to all of the greatest games/works of art in all the history of mankind and they just follow whatever their youtube overlords tell them to play.

They don't even try to figure new games out for themselves its straight off to twitch to emulate the top players. I will enjoy crushing them at video games well into my 50s.

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31 year old boomer here. i don't really understand it, either. i like that you can play with up to 100 people in a single game, but only having one life and no respawns sucks. i end up spending half the time waiting to find another match.

i'd rather just play battlefield with 64 people and vehicles than fortnite.

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Confirmed zoomer shit bag
>never had to face off against the >butcher alone at night on windows 95

>never stayed up until sunrise playing warcraft 3 customs

>completely missed out on the RTS genre

>much more

kek @ warcraft what am i a nerd
i grinded runescape for years
played age of empires and red alert 2 with my brothers for years
cod4 pro level
fortnite is still great

they're plebs

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At this point mobas are retro. We lived the golden age my brother. Let that be satisfactory enough.

I coach youth sports and I want to fucking kill Fortnite.

the zoomer are bums and essentially dead inside, so it makes them feel alive for a little while. They don't understand the worth or real human contact. In my day kiddos went outside to play

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Runescape is a shitty ripoff of ultima online zoomerscum. Id explodehally you into oblivion and take ALL your shit then kill your horse

THANK YOU FOR THE NEW SHOES

video games are shit altogether, what the fuck is wrong with you basement dwelling faggots

>hes never played skyrim with 300 mods installed enjoying the most realistic immersive experience

Zoomers are fucking doomed.

>wasting time on a game
>wasting so much time on a game you install 300 fucking mods
you doed to the jew a long time ago

Whose side were you on as a kid boomers?

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>grinded runescape for years
>what am i a nerd
Would you mind kindly killing yourself please?

ruinscape will should not and will never be a point of pride.
red alert was a fun game, but not competitive.
AoE, but just because you played with your brothers dones't mean much.
>Cod
opinion discarded.

please stop posting

Pt 2

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>Endless mephisto runs hoping for arkaines valor
>Going to Blockbuster and getting your pokemon snap pics printed out
>the MMO goldrush, before WoW utterly destroyed every competitor
>motherfucking HOMEWORLD
>malls had arcades that were full of great games

>An Ex Por
>Vas Ort Flam
>Corp Por
>WHAP

Fucking good taste m8

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Any anons play runescape? What's a good clan chat? osg is kinda shit full of zoomers.

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A whole thread on this game and nobody is talking about the market for their in game currency? Vbucks could be the most normie adoptable crypto right now if the team wanted to

I've tried fortnite, but it does nothing for me. I'm not sure if its all the 12 year olds on the comms, or the absolute chaos of it all, but I just don't enjoy it

Play SQUAD

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I BUILD FOR CHINA

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Civ V is the only redpilled game worthy of Jow Forums

What game is this?

why would anyone want to create product inferior to what they already have

HIGH SPEED, LOW DRAG.

Could it be SQUAD

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takes zero commitment to play, just create account and press butoon boom you're in game on equal ground with everyone. super great for the extra-low attention span kids have now due to the overstimulation caused by tablets since birth
takes zero skill to play, just shoot the guys in the back or hide in a bush somewhere. if threatened from afar build a tower. due to this it feeds dopamine to the little zoomers mind because he thinks he is being succesful

that's it for the mechanical reasons, now here's the subconscious reasons
has sexualized female characters in it with shaking big asses
all their friends play it so they must too or they'll be ostracized and bullied
graphics mimic the CGI shovelware dreamworks look that they've been conditioned to like ever since birth

that's about it
basically they're literally retarded and we should pity them

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My friend is buying/selling runescape currency making around 500$ a week

Civ is the fortnite of historical grand strategy.

> game that you can play with your friends or by yourself
> can just leave the lobby if you die
> meme skins, dances and emotes

It has everything that adhd kids love

>match ends
>winner gets paid via smart contract
why isn't game data used to pay players for winning matches?

I should fire up my elder scrolls online bot and get back into it

>*crack* *sip* AHHH Lineage 2, now THAT was a real mmorpg

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games that require any kind of planning will never be developed again because niggers and women (who lack the area of brain responsible for planning) have infested gaming

Does anyone else find it weird that Zoomer cartoons has less detail in it? Even with computer tools the graphical fidelity of Western cartoons is dropping dramatically. I think the most recent release of Samurai Jack revealed the gap between 90s hand drawn and zoomer shlop. The artist involved in Samurai Jack were classically trained and used the tools properly to assist them. The current Zoomer trash Calarts shit has no life in it.

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You’re a nerd and a massive, massive fucking faggot

SQUAD is probably the single most intense game I've ever played - the only other game I've played which captures a similar level of realistic anxiety was Red Orchestra: Ostfront. Exchanging fire with the enemy will give you serious PTSD. Would recommend for anyone looking for a non-casual experience.

EXTRA LARGE

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squad is horse pussy.

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You misread. He does not collect the gold himself. He buys it up and sells it on the same platform

Lmao go back to gameapollo.com and look up zh reborn 4.0. Such a good mod for zero hour.

Now that's a blast from the past...pk everyone anywhere u want,huge fuking sieges ,clan alliances and sweet betrayals,fight for raid bosses....fuck if anyone made a brand new mmorpg with lineage's gameplay ,i would be all up in that bitch.
Too bad that will never happen as mmo's these days are just fucking handholding you till you get the best weapon and armor and then you pvp.

Meh ill just bot farm all my capital is tied up in shitcoins its more profitable than trying to mine most coins

>tfw want to start a huge bot farm on osrs
>tfw fear main getting banned

the best kind of pussy

This game is pretty shit though. Just by stocking up on wood you can negate any solo enemy push or flank. I’ve literally had the jump on someone completely unaware that I was there, only to have him insta build a fort around himself and run around like a clown building for 45 seconds until backup arrives. It’s probably the lowest skill “shooter” I’ve seen in a while, in that you can be ass at aiming but just build to safety until someone else kills your targets

Also played cod 4 at decent level. Your nick?

This. Will we ever see a StarCraft 3? Probably not.

I'm actually working on a 2D retro style MMO exactly like this. Medieval themed, open world PvP, competition for resources, you can build houses/towers/defenses etc anywhere, and the in-game gold is a cryptocurrency that you would be able to send outside of the game to exchanges. It's being built in Node.js so currently looking for developers to help with the project.

Dota 2 is the only decent game about.

This, it's the new minecraft, because Minecraft was ruined by Microsoft. It's got everything kids love - cartoony graphics, insta-rewards everywhere, low risk, high-twitch action, and no blood or gore so parents don't freak out.

Every stream on youtube or Twitch now is flooded with 10 years olds sperging "Play fortnight", and throw tantrums if the streamer says no.

Plus, the part of the game that's popular is free.

The game does have some good points, it's got a low investment for playtime, matches are quick, and it's got the collectibles system for the OCD and showoffs. It's the culmination of years of autism coming together in one game that ticks off all the items. It even has boobs, even though that's more downplayed than other games, because so many young kids are obsessed with it.

I know a couple of streams that play with viewers that had to ban kids younger than 12, because these little pip squeak retards would get on mic and start screaming 'Motherfucker" and "Nigger".

Online gaming is cancer.

What a faggy excuse I bet you couldn't even down me with a heavy shotgun 3 meters away

>And the worst combat system ever invented

Too many pajeets and NEETs are scamming Vbucks already for that to happen, stupid.

Civ 5, the Budweiser of strategy games.

I'm a 30 year old boomer and all my onions friends are crazy for this shit, it's not just zoomers.

The only good Civ game was Call to Power.

Lol sure. I’ve been playing Fortnite since it came out, it’s good for what it is I guess but I’m not a fan of low skill high reward. You can literally just spam walls until the enemy has to reload. Like others said, it’s Minecraft disguised as a shooter.

Unfortunately it’s also one of the only games worth playing on console right now

It's a strange feeling to look back at the documentaries behind a game even like Halo before that got taken over.

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SPIN THEM UP

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Medal?

Giving a shit about the game at all was your first mistake

bro life is a game dont play me

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DayZ and classic wow will become a boomer refugee centre once released. Zoomers cant into slow and grindy gameplay they need instant gratification

from software games and kojima is not

there are still some work of arts

i cried during gael fight

from software is dead now. they confirmed Sekiro will have microtransactions in it

Zoomer here, born in 2000. Fortnite is a shitty game. Which is why I play Hearts of Iron IV and Victoria 2. The Left 4 Dead series is also pretty good. I'd play Quake 3 and the original Doom.

might be but there games up intil now have still been work of art

planetside 2 is #1

>microtransactions confirmed
it's still a solo rpg though, so i can't imagine them being any sort of real factor besides for corny cosmetics.
bloodborne is so fucking dank.

On an unrelated note, i just played nier automata for the first time recently and would say it's one of my favorite games i've ever played. music, combat, themes and motifs, the story, all so fucking good.

nier automate is fucking sad, i cried multiple times. just sad as fuck. amazing game

the feels were real.

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My zoomer cousin born in 00 plays Japanese games. He showed me a lot of newer Nintendo stuff (Wii/Wii U and beyond) and it is still pretty solid.

The bulk of new western games seem to be for a totally different audience. Indie games were promising for a short while, but it opened up a whole new can of worms (depression quest kek). I went to a convention with some bros recently and just about everything over in the indie corner was uminspired, turbo cucked, and made in Unity.

>old good new bad

Fuck off zoomer literally no one cares or thinks you're cool.

Red orchestra is the fucking shit

ARMA 2 Day z (epoch) was the best game ever for that realistic tense shit, no game comes even close to it Imo.

we'll just have to exterminate them all and start over, they are an entirely lost generation

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are you insane? AAA titles may suck now, but they're still 100x better than fortnite, and there's still plenty of other decent games

they cant even handle contra, bunch of sissy faggots

shit, are we all 30 year old boomers here?

fucking zoomer plebs

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what took you so long?
now go dig into platinum game's entire library, then RE4, God Hand, then you can call yourself a gamer

>that squad that builds a massive FOB and lays down artillery on everything
>that blueberry who keeps begging to be let into your APC but you just keep driving
>that guy who uses the last spawn on the rally point
>that medic that gets killed first
>that free weekend player who crashes the logi truck
>that guy who always plays marksman
>that squad leader who doesnt know what hes doing
>that feeling when everyone works together, uses callouts, and communicates enough to capture a point after an hour of death, destruction, and confusion, clinching the victory by only a few tickets.

just gotta force them all to play god hand
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i'm a bum ass apparently. i'm definitely going to have to.

after nier automata, you should play metal gear rising, then transformers devastation
the same team is responsible for all 3

and you should play f-zero gx as well

>tfw all the gen X shows are on "Boomer"ang
What did they mean by this?

The original Spyro still holds up better than this nigger trash

Wow we have very diverse tastes huh omg thats how you know we are a bunch of basement dwellers who dont follow trends and play whatever their autistic asocial minds tell them to

boomers dislike fortnite because they're too washed up at gaming to learn the building mechanics, they can't handle being embarrassed by kids so they start making up excuses.