>be australian
>Have to flush the toilet, check the bowl, check under the seat, inspect the floor, look behind the toilet, open the tank, look in the flush valve, look at the ceiling, watch the walls, close the window and door before taking a shit
Be australian
Daniel Campbell
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Anthony Hernandez
i don't do that
Gavin Sanchez
t. spider
Josiah Jenkins
>888
FUG
Christian Foster
>get out of bed and from under magnetic doona
>Break my neck as i fall and hit my head at a 47 degree angle due to Australia being up side down
Zachary Martinez
nice trips, m8
Jayden Roberts
t. Spruce
Jackson Torres
Doesn't Iraq have fuckhuge spiders too?
Lincoln Butler
when you have an ecosystem such as australia's, spiders are a definite requirement. you couldn't imagine the amount of insects that would swarm in every possible location if spiders didn't keep them in check. people wonder why the orb weavers thrive so much in summer, well it's because the insects are thriving even more so the spiders are a proxy for the insects.
Ethan Wood
If I saw something like this, I would probably start shitting in the streets