Be australian

>be australian
>Have to flush the toilet, check the bowl, check under the seat, inspect the floor, look behind the toilet, open the tank, look in the flush valve, look at the ceiling, watch the walls, close the window and door before taking a shit

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i don't do that

t. spider

>888
FUG

>get out of bed and from under magnetic doona
>Break my neck as i fall and hit my head at a 47 degree angle due to Australia being up side down

nice trips, m8

t. Spruce

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Doesn't Iraq have fuckhuge spiders too?

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when you have an ecosystem such as australia's, spiders are a definite requirement. you couldn't imagine the amount of insects that would swarm in every possible location if spiders didn't keep them in check. people wonder why the orb weavers thrive so much in summer, well it's because the insects are thriving even more so the spiders are a proxy for the insects.

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If I saw something like this, I would probably start shitting in the streets

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I fucking hate orb weavers.

yeah they breed like fucking crazy and they look disgusting but they're extremely important for the ecosystem.

t. sneek

This is the kind of spider you hear the legs crawling across your wooden floor/ceiling.

I already shit my pants seeing one of these

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They freak me out, desu. Basically the hairy version of non-hairy spiders.
Because of those fuckers, walking through a bush track near the beach that hasn't already been essentially cleared is not a nice feeling.

their presence concerns me even around urban areas

I only flush

Have you tried not being a soft cock?

t. lives in an air-conditioned flat and works in an office

>bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251
Dude...

lmao, poor bastard.

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>Hans is visiting Belgium
>He gets stopped at the border and asked for his passport
>What is your age?
>25 says Hans
>Height?
>190cm says Hans
>Occupation?
>No, I'm just visiting for the day

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>Bruce is on smoko
>Goes to toilet
>Spider bites cock

The biggest spider I saw was about an inch long, disregarding the leg span. I think it was a wolf spider too.
We do have solifugae, or camel """spiders""", but I've rarely seen one.

So what goes on in Belgium exactly?