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cool dudes edish

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australia is _______

may only be cool below this linethank u bery much!
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Making a sausage sandwich, shall I put brown sauce or ketchup on it?

all australians should be ______

fucked it lads shit all over my t shirt can't remember shit. the lifestyle of the drunk and dangerous

Turkey is a top 50 country, culture, history, weather

NHS England doesn't do FFS

Racist

Bizarro-Britain

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kicked out of the pub last night when I started a massive brawl over whether it was pronounced Venga or Benga boys

made Chinese citizens

Venga

Want her bum on my face.

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Celts > Angkos tbqh

I've seen her in real life, she isn't all that to be honest with you.

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Works been too stressful lately lads
Fuck me dead

t. Sean o Callaiaighaighaiaigh

turkey is probably the evilist country in history

Kicked out of the board game club last night when I started a massive brawl over whether it's pronounced "gif" or "jif"

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this is me

*folds my crisp packet into a triangle and flicks it at you*

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shite at cricket

cool

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he's t'cock o' t'estate, that's all

Pepperamis are literally have the size that they used to be, bad times chaps

Thinking of popping over to Marks & Spencer lads

Brown sauce of course

me and the chiefs get slowly stoh-uh-wo-oned
ME AND THE CHIEFS GET SOUL TO SOUL

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woke up
fell out of bed
dragged a comb across my head

gf is a literal coke addict, no idea what to do about it

>you like thing then you must love an extreme version of the same thing
this is actual autism logic.

The pizzas are good there.

Tell her to stop or you'll leave.

Sounds like a self solving problem to me.

WISH EVERYBODY WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE YEAH

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saw bob dylan and neil young last night

Dream girl

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Rt

>Tottenham
something something Jow Forums

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Potato Famine Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Eat Some Fish Like Nigga Just Put Your Rod In The Water Haha

Did he play heart of gold

Used to work in one haha

When Diego and Dieter turn her down one too many times
the angless began to hate

vile tory rat

yeah he did
didn't play harvest moon tho
11/10 performance anyway

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Why is he so perfect bros?

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oh no no no

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You'd still fuck her.

Aye good shit laddie

Sending me thoughts and prayers to him

I used to be an incel like you
but then I took a fanny to the willy

going to watch the 47 ronin

no I wouldn't
be quiet

Neighbour keeps banging his door really loudly when he goes out, how do I confront him about this without causing unnecessary drama?

proud incel walking through

remember lads, every passing second is another chance to turn it all around.

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have a day off

do something annoying to spite him

So you're saying you wouldn't slip your willy between her nice tits? You must be bent or something.

Vf

if you turn up the volume a bit and pay attention during any of the women's world cup games you can hear me in the background shouting vile misogynistic remarks at the players. not even in the stadium, but from my bedroom such is my loud obnoxiousness

Just talk to him about it lad

leftypol passing up slags because he buys the left vs right meme instead of realising it's a war of shaggers and nonshaggers

It's "spee"

>vf
kek this is me

shagged more birds than you've had packs of crisps kid

Sneedzed

doesnt seem reasonable
its not cos we’ve lived together for nearly 2 years n i love her

shaggers are born free, but everywhere vfs live in a society

watching tv earlier while eating the morning scran
bbc had some advert promoting womens netball
never cringed so much in my life tbqh

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played video games with my qt chocolate gf last night

genuinely love asian women

/brit/ invented the Norf fc meme

mad how even the best f1 driver is a black man

Should I learn Welsh lads?

Only if you're going to speak it through hymns

>women's netball

What kind of ultimate fag homo plays/watches "mens" netball??

Send 's crack head gf in to stab him

Would like a gf

I didn't know Aryton Senna was black

trying to understand the formula of poo, for example yesterday my food intake was bare minimum i ate a fruit pack and 1 chicken breast yet today it’s only 11am and i’ve cleared my bowels of at LEAST 2-3lb of poo

If she's serious about your relationship she will stop, coke is very destructive in a lot of ways.

anyone know what pesto is? bought some and can't figure it out

Same haha