/brit/

90% concentrated power of will

Tfw chad looks but subnormie personality

Get on with everyone bc of it

Literally scared of my smart speaker, it's always listening like HAL or some shit.

crack?

crushed

Coins

*sticks a finger down your urethra*

nothing personal lad

sabrina suzuki

*grips my tip with both hands and looks up flabbergasted*

lads do you reckon tay tay has ever been blacked?

>In 1986, 20-year-old Christopher Knight drove into a forest in rural Maine. He abandoned his car, and taking just some very basic camping supplies, simply walked into the woods. He didn't come out again for 27 years.

Wow lol real original

Shut the fuck up

stop watching/ thinking about that filth and you'll be a lot better off

i could have stayed for 50 years

Why does the government ban stuff like plastic straws but keeps allowing chinky scam shopping websites to operate here?

this comes to our root questions, why are governments so land hungry?

He only stopped because police arrested him for being a hermit

*my limo pulls up to brit*
*this booms out the doors as my entourage open them to let me in*
youtu.be/LvY6hl6qOIw?t=84

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Why do people worship pikey scumbags like Tyson Fury?

Google cannot answer all questions, only generalized ones, specific deep questions are out of the question (no pun intended

really?

might do this in rural North Wales

Normie friend is upset on Snapchat bc I referred to his gf by ‘tell your bitch’

Honestly hate it when whipped guys are like that

Super Nintendo > all modern games

Plastic straws make up 0.03% of plastic waste, it's a completely hollow gesture

The whole doopin' thing is broken

Because he's good at punching people

Really fucking bored, need to make some drastic changes soon

because the UN wants to impose the zero commission laws. as for the chink webshops, there are trade treaties which countries earn a lot of money from

But he's an absolute wanker as a person.

s o y boy

But the plastic waste that is generated from all the shoddy products that people buy and then throw away from chinky websites far outweighs the waste that is generated from fucking plastic straws!

Yeah but people only care about the punching, they're willing to overlook everything else

>not liking a pikey idiot makes me soy
...

They clearly don't actually give a fuck about the issue, bags and straws don't do shit

no he's not you cringe tarquin fairy
he's a good man

Funny how Irish lasses have such a beautiful accent and beautiful red hair, yet Irish men are unbearable runts

That's not true, his fans actually like him as a person, which is worrying.

clonezonedirect.co.uk/mr-hankey-s-goliath-soft-no-vac-u-lock-tan

other way round you wet wipe

vengeance is mine

was at a house party last night and some cringy little goth started playing guitar music
I saw him get kicked out and had the shit beat of out him later

Fuck off bender

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Selling gamer girl semen anyone want a jar?

trip on mike

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>Havelock Ellis
>British sexologist
>Some knew that he reportedly suffered from impotence until the age of 60. He then discovered that he could become aroused by the sight of a woman urinating.
based

as it should be

A good man who has admitted that he's cheated on his wife multiple times, thinks gay people are going to hell, takes drugs as if they were smarties?

can i get a secondary date check

jelly

Indian women are unironically higher value than white British women.

Back when niggas was real niggas

youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U

Bit harsh

Sounds based

OH MY GOODNESS i got so drunk last night

*surreptitiously steals it*

So fucking glad I moved to london, now I'm surrounded by intellectual leftypol vegan types who actually care about the world rather than uneducated rorke types stuffing greggs down their gullets like everyone is in my provincial hometown

*walks across your lawn*

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same

Cable trunnion for my lambretta arrived

gonna go fit it and hopefully drive to work again

your boy (me) just reactivated 'der on the dl
gf checked my phone and stated an argument over it other month

might play stardew valley and get comfy x

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Bell Sniffer

Haven't ate properly in 3 days worried im going to lose weight

do not care one bit

it's 2004 and my walls are covered in posters of Amy Lee

>intellectual leftypol vegan types
sounds like a nightmare

love unconditionally, because there will be days when you don’t like her but the love must remain

(message to myself)

big cope
you cared enough to fil out captcha and type reply to my post stop lying

is this grammatically correct?

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I'm about to type one cool post, be ready

suck my arse through a straw

look at him go haha

the senate has to be stopped

Got some snacks, what shall I have first?

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bend over then

for a headline it is
the last bit just means they're quoting of paraphrasing the cops

he's stationary

youtube.com/watch?v=QNwIDcJB5AA

why does he keep getting JUSTed?

>The herb dunker

kino choice

Enjoy your diabetes mr. bell sniff

em and emmer

>sensations
hellow literal billionaire

the dunker but dont eat the cheese, just the sticks. also leave it out for a bit so its room temp and not fridge temp. that's what i do
also put the rest in the bin

*bends over*
fucking do it then

clean your kitchen you tramp

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Nah mate, much better than uneducated football-hooligan rorke types

Can actually have a decent conversation with them