Meditate my sons

Meditate my sons

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How?

Sit down
Shut your eyes
Breath
Clear your mind

>Proceeds to have sex
Yes sir

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>Clear your mind
What do you mean?

>tfw meditation fucked my memory up

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Will this happen to me?

*hhhhhh* OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *phew* OOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *hhhhhhhh* OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Concentrate breath. Or a phrase. Or an image.

Alternatively watch your thoughts. See which directions your mind attempts to take you in.

>wanting to fall asleep
>imagine I'm traveling through the desert
>I'm not a human I'm empty space
>I travel through the desert until a I fly off to other imagined places
>keep doing this until I fall asleep

I've been doing this for years, didn't know I was meditating

No

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I do its called praying to Allah.

yikes

which is done by simmiliar to meditation

I cant even meditate right. i'm a fuckin big dumb retarded failure..

Tashi Delek Britbong-la. How are you doing?

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almost killed myself, no thanks

wtf, how is this possible? been meditating for over 2 years, my memory only improved

meditating is fucking horseshit meme, go train.

Also, don't try to "shut off" your thoughts, just try to focus on something and if some random thought pops up just slowly fade it away until it's completely gone

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This has got to be the most Bommer comic i have ever seen.

I don't get it

It's more of an electrical engineering joke. They are chanting ohm to a giant resistor. Ohm is a unit of resistance

oh
>tfw brainlet