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anyone who complains about an early thread just wanted to make the new thread themselves
no Priscilla threads from you mate

Online dating is just such a brutal thing
>chat with someone
>eventually find a reason to not continue
>all you can do is just cut off the conversation, because sending an apology would just be patronising
>start talking with someone else
>they do the same to you
>either become desensitised to the whole process or drop out
Surely things must've been more wholesome back in the day

youtu.be/2AYujWCCHRk

if your hand's bigger than your face you have cancer

Simply one of the best shows of all time

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>100 episodes

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Back in the day the woman would give you a pity shag to avoid you telling her dad she was a whore and getting beaten

wrong, usually its people who make a post after the new and cry because they wont get any (You)’s

it's all so pointless

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life is pointless because it's a circle

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sister said i'm looking rough

world was smaller back then
dating 'market' was smaller
less competition, easier to stand out

did you bark at her?

If it's all pointless then just focus on having fun.

NEED a pussy in my mouth ASAP

going to watch every single episode of corrie ever produced starting in 1960

every month that passes i find my self relating more and more to tyson fury’s 2016 meltdown, except im not a 6’9 millionaire boxer

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think my mind has turned to mush

Gf wants 3hr calls every night. Getting sick of them lads. Dunno what to do

how can i be so much better than my scum parents? its like all the good genes skipped from my grandparents to me

get a real girlfriend who you can actually spend time with you weak little gimp

Finlad?

fun is pointless

i used to read books lmfao now all i do is watch netflix and play games and talk to girls

it's happening to everyone, I think they upped the fluoride in toothpaste or something

Fuck the Queen lads

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based zoomer

bounce her head off the floor

Sucking a golf ball

just tell her youre going to go take a piss and leave the phone on for 2 hours while you're off doing important shite

Dunno who "the" Finlad is. Ain't me mate

lads i come bearing gifts

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gf has gone out for the day to see her parents yay

he's a good friend
anyway, as someone who's been in your position I think you know what the solution is, am I right?

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tax return: done

BEAMING that the government has decided to return to me $800

gf keeps attacking my testicles with a hammer

cor might do this in a bit

don't smoke
don't drink brown spirits
can I get a cash refund?

fuck off friendly mong

based
can't beat jameson for the price

20 gram baccy? surely that cant be

you got lucky with the baccy anti-smoking thing
9 times out of 10 I get the grimmest shit on there

Finlad is shit and so are you.

haha big troll face moment right here :)

nice glasses speccy 4 eye twat hahaha get bantered

going to mcdonalds with one of the lads
might get an ice cream or maybe smoothie

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>glasses

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yeah sorry dumb cunt spose i read too much cause ive got a big brain unlike you you little gay cunt lol brother you ever ran your mouth like that to me irl i'd absolutely drop you like the bag of shit you are. fuck off, barker.

get the milkshake lad its the pukka peng

I'm not going to paint tomorrow, he can forget my help, I don't like his attitude

don't worry you'll get a friend someday haha

dddddDDOOOOOOOOO you have the time
to listen to me whine

lmao!!! absolutely under your skin arent i hang on i forgot your a 4 eyed dorklord let me help you out

ABSOLUTELY UNDER YOUR SKIN ARENT I

Whys that song feel it still been played loads again recently

sorry i still dont understand this comment

what flavour lad

only a friendless loser would stoop low enough to befriend an incel autist freak like the finnmong

next poster is a tiresome subhuman

for me? chocolate lad

eating cup noodle and thinking about killing myself

coz they feel it still

Rented an e-bike and almost knocked down an old man on it

Highly embarrassing all in all

quit drinking soda and i have no energy at all

Now throw that cheap bit of chink shit in your nearest river. Simple as.

FUCK this is a strong post

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Well, at least you have the privilege of eating noodles, I'm on an air diet

how do brits react when they meet americans / hear american english in real life?

submissive

I wanna live with a cinnamon girl
I could be happy the rest of my life
With a cinnamon girl

*flexes my 40cm bicep while i give you a little wink*
you know what they say about strong posts lad

Used to wear an eye patch in like reception and year 1

mainly cringe

love the actual cup noodles, the noodle density makes others look like scams.
I throw a quick right hook

we hear it all the times in american films but still sounds weird irl

strong posts make strong families :)
*births another one of your offspring*

double jab with the left and a big overhand right if that doesnt connect then i steam in with a big anglo headbutt

Was an Uber one, quite sick desu

smash them over the head with whichever object I am holding at the time

birthings little ones is hard yakka but its all in a days work. clock off at 5 and be home in bed at 7pm for dinner.

watch your fucking lip

*memorizes green day guitar tabs*
surely this will impress the ladies

having a lie down
feel very sleepy
can hardly keep my eyes open

brother used to have that
would call him 3 eyes

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE

waiting for gal godot

Still need more votes in this poll lads.

strawpoll.me/18292863

strawpoll.me/18313635

listening to jordan knights new podcast

I think the dating app is definitely needed in the US, Canada, and Russia or Australia. You are thousands of kilometers apart. South Korea's population density is third to fifth in the world, so it is easy to get involved and easy to introduce someone. However, when we cross only a few people, we often know each other. And this makes us pretty uncomfortable. For example, if my current girlfriend's high school mate is my ex-girlfriend.