/brit/

Got the acoustic guitar out lads, anyone have any song requests? No Wonderwall

ikr. pretty shit song to go out to.

don't look back in anger x

chinese fuck off

hahah oh man i bet the guys on reddit loved that pun, how many upvotes did you get for it

sucking a golf ball

What did the lepor say to the prozzie, lads?

BASED!

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id give my left arm to fuck you?

youtube.com/watch?v=BTi8TaKV4QY

youtube.com/watch?v=_3zNl6NsOyY
clay pigeons lad

No.

Keep the tip

this game was elite

>youtube.com/watch?v=REHaLJdTBMc

Australia has no history, china has over 6000 years of history, you are a colony of china now, so be careful with your words

I don't believe in an interventionist God
But I know, darling, that you do
But if I did I would kneel down and ask Him
Not to intervene when it came to you
Not to touch a hair on your head
To leave you as you are
And if He felt He had to direct you
Then direct you into my arms

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youtube.com/watch?v=KmhZ3T0bAC4

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tabla x

requests for the Bard
youtu.be/CNi8vNLoLUY
(play only the part from ~5:20 onwards)
ünd
youtu.be/9wxZ1DV9xO4

far too depressing for such a day

>mfw he shoots his cum into a tissue or cloth instead of eating it

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australia has shitloads of history
if ned kelly had been allowed to institute his irish enthostate we would have probably nuked you slant eyed bastards already
instead we are infested with jews who sell our country and all our industries to jews or to chinks
its rotten

Every friday you should get to punch your boss in the face

fuck chinks

subhuman insects

refugee centre just opened in my 98% white town

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dare I say it

girls tummies

stiffy reading this thread

Smoke on the water ta x

little girls tummies

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oh no no no no

youtube.com/watch?v=-7bvQ155MOA

GOOD nationalistic song desu. im sure the lyrics mean something but i personally do not understand them at all LOL :)

Reckon you get to drive in the clouds in heaven?

welcome to rape of existence

CORRRRRrr

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dumb fucking french cunt thinks my dogs a fucking labrardor (cuck breed btw) despite me telling him hes half border collie (based highlander sheep herding dog) and half kelpie (based girt-by-sea-lucky-country sheep herding dog)

*sobs* yes..... *tear streams down my cheek* yes billy..... *fires an elephant gun in the back of your skull*

Give Ode a freindly slap from me. I felt like it was a weird jawline for a labrador; but he looks like one

oi you can't post things like that

youtube.com/watch?v=QaiWx4BVQDE

it's not fucking fair
that should have been me
i would have protected her

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youtube.com/watch?v=-QezMBY0Ndk

le 56%

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Lmao shagging a teacher and then when you get bored of her just snitching on her so she goes to prison. Nice

lust and sex is so uggghh
grow a brain lmoa

Why are you playing it all ballady? Completely ruined it, its happy and upbeat mate

I still haven't found what I'm looking for - U2

chilly

he was literally black lmao

wouldn't purchase drugs off these blokes if i were going through heroin withdrawals

because he's shit

GIRL MAN SEX BAD
BOY WOMAN SEX GOOD

Think that's a fairly typical rendition of the song desu but I respect your opinions xx

Rorke cheering Halep

Real Madrid are staying literally two blocks down from me lads

Kinda want to go sneak into the hotel and see if I can spot hazard or bale

Security might be tight though I imagine

Here you emu shagger

Is there an easy way to learn guitar, I've got an acoustic but i cant play it

no they aren't
be quiet

Just watch some youtube videos

Just listen to songs and play along to it, even if you don't know the chords. Things will start sounding the same.

watch some Tim videos

Moni looks really good but I think if they're going surgery route teeth are a priority then rhinoplasty second

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can i axe you a question

Officer: Sir, drop this stick and confirm that you live here.
Clampman: hey, fuck you, I will not do anything, you're racist.

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yeah, thanks for that

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doing a watch and having a tug

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shut up dickhead nobody cares about your wacky /brit/ characters

Had a go, apologies if I strayed from the melody a bit

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Bugger off freak

mtlblog.com/news/canada/qc/montreal/the-real-madrid-soccer-team-has-arrived-in-montreal-and-heres-where-you-can-catch-them

Learn basic chords then just look up chords to songs and strum along

G, C, D are your most used chords, theres songs that just use these. Then Am Em A are probably the second most used, then you get stuff like A7 which is just taking one finger off an Am

I had a guitar for years and never learned how to play as i was trying to play lead guitar like tablature. just learn chords and sing along mate

annoys me that my 60 year old mum complains about her grey hair while i'm here greying at 25

Sorry bla but once again you've come in too obscure, I can't find the chords for either of those online

youtube.com/watch?v=yj46BWpxFcA

hugh jackman seems cool

when we gonna hear some aggressive music with aggressive kicks etc but not made by feral wogs? reckon it could be good

some twat at work is competing with me for the position of "that guy with the fancy watches"

oof
k x

hope he wins

>25
you are like a baby

I care you fucking retard, without moni, /brit/ is nothing

what watches do you own, brother? thinking about buying a 3570 speedy to add to the collection

I hear the ice cream van and i go to the end of the road but he doesnt see me and drives off before i get there. The neighbours have seen me by this point so I have to pretend I was actually going to the bus stop and sit there for 5 minutes before I return

Absolutely mad how you can go in a wetherspoons and get two portions of good food and two drinks for under £15 with a good atmosphere and people still spend hundreds on a fancy pretentious meal

*enters the thread*

alri whos the toppest shagger in here?

*faint muffling in the back*

what was that? speak up runtoid

"I-I've s-shagged 3 bird this y-year, I'm a t-top shagger"

hahaha runtoid little freak theres no shaggers in here only me the top shagger.

what timepiece you got

Cant even remember how many shags I've done

pure deano core post

Me a fan of TUMMY RUBINSUN

am a drunkard with shagging exp whatsoever LMAO