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/balt/ - alri, lads edition

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G*d bless Egilu Levitu

>tfw used to do cards tricks as a hobby
>smol hends
>lack of dedication
>never able to git gud
feels bad

shalom aleichem

שלום, אחים יהודים

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Gesundheit, herr Jude.

Lats :d

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thread theme
youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y

epic

>2019
>not living in the Jerusalem of the North

we mustn't let dumb monkeys from w*lno to take this thread over again

היכן נמצאים הסוחרים שלי?

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סליחה, זה נראה לך כמו וילנה?

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שוב אנחנו חוזרים על זה

> הוא יהודי ולא מבין את זה
הומו

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מזל טוב מחדש את אדמותינו האבודות

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>steamcommunity.com/id/bondwithmejimmybondwithme/
Huh, would you look at that. I just came back like 20 minutes ago. Same deal as yesterday, I need an email to send you the key. You can use something like GuerillaMail.

Based merchant

הם בעצם משחזרים את הישיבה, את המשוגעים :DDDD

Eh? No, I'm giving them away.

לבסוף, הליטאים מתחילים להודות בשורשים היהודיים שלהם :DDDDDDDD

I know, it was just a joke

Memes aside they tried to give away the building, literally for free, to the jewish community, then some jews from Israel. They didn't want it, so now, like decade later, the municipality is starting to rebuild it themselves. It's used to be a very pretty building.

So hard right now.

Ideas about suicide?

not a big fan desu

TFW
Never earned this bitch...only held it a couple of times
No Milda gf :(

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no

> /balt/

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Outdated meme.

Why you have no stores in riga? I was staying in eksporta iela and couldn't even buy beer.

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I try not to think about it

transcendental melancholia is where it's at

I remember you posting.
There is RIMI on Rūpniecības iela.
Literally the next street across the park

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Nth for Riga

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There was no park
Also, I was staying at the beginning of street

Dark as fuck

>at the beginning of street
So in Old city direction?
Yeee, I don't know any stores there...Circle K is only place...they could have a small shitty store but I don't remember any (I do not live in Riga)

Cepta maize ar sieru un alus :DDDDDd

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Ceru kad tie ir ķiploku grauzdiņi !

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after im done with cyberpunk 2077

Protams

Nopērc tēju priekš vecmātes.
8/8

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>vecmātes
>midwife

Chinks in Google do not know how to Latvian...thank god!

Tbh if I want to confuse people who use Google translate I just post in samogitian.
Is it like dried garlic flakes? I make my own garlic oil. Just ran out, need to make some more.

Do you actually know the samogitian language or do you just pretend like i do when i post it?

Greatest ally.

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Language - yeah. Grammar not so much. I mostly just make it up, because I don't know when to use ī instead of ē and so on. I mean, it's still readable.

>Is it like dried garlic flakes
No idea. Was looking for garlic pic and found that.
>I want to confuse people
No need. I write in regular Latvian and they ''sperg out''
>samogitian
Interesting. Is it ''a language''? We have Latgalian and Linguists call it a language but I doubt it (it's dumb on my part)...I understand everything a Latgalian says (except local slang for thing BUT most Latvians can fuck each other over not knowing the local lingo..you dig!? )

kap man ēšmuoktie žemaitēška ruodu? )))

1. Black bread
2. Som pills
3. Party time

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you joke but during the interwar period estonia was one of the few places without any serious antisemitism, most of the instigators were refugees from russia

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More of a dialect. It's mostly the same vocabulary, with a few exceptions, just different pronunciation.

> you joke
Wrong!

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Ēk i muokīkēs, da gali ton žemaitiu vikipedėjė paskaitīt.

I guess one could write in Latgalian but I have no clue how to do that. Google would just guess in that case.

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im suddenly really horny

Best ''movie'' of all time.
''Še Latiņu...tik netērē''
''Jums kotletes ar gaļu vai prosta? Prosta ar gaļu''

Build giant rollercoaster that centrifuges your blood to your feet until you die from lack of blood to brain

Only guy that speaks ''proper'' Latvian is a bad guy and everyone acts like he is speaking gibberish :)
youtube.com/watch?v=QW52IU5uNyA

Don't think it's funny for you guys, but you can hear the differences in accent

It's obvious, latgalian has a bunch of russian words and I think I heard a couple of kurwas as well.

Lithuanian dude patented this already
Look it up

latgalian is what latvian would sound like if we were under polish rule like lithuanians

Oh my, that would be horrible!

It does have a ''Lithuanian and Polish'' sound.

Does this sound more ''Estonian'' in that case?
youtube.com/watch?v=JSG4190Ac7Q

>Labdien mani sauc Kate es mācos ventspils 4 vidusskolā mācos 2b kl un tu esi tradīciju stundu skolotāja mēs priecājāmies ka jūs mums esat
ok that was epic

Cute

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if trips all r*ssians die

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Does this sound any different from lithuanian to you?
youtube.com/watch?v=srX8mfAMGEU

Not really.
I think I understand a lot of words and it is slightly unusual...BUT it could be just because he is speaking slowly and clearly.(no clue what's the ''theme'' of the interview...literally know 40% of the words...)

So close...

What about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=WOvMK3onjFM

fuck

Way much harder to understand.
With just listening I understood ''ļaudis'' but if I read the text it's more understandable.
Vaikelis
The ending is self explanatory.So tell me wich was Samogitian !

They both are. The one with the old guy, is a samogitian trying to tone it down a bit and speaking closer to normative language. The second one is a guy singing your average "everyday" samogitian as far as pronunciation goes, but using a few words that have fallen out of usage.
youtube.com/watch?v=_k6vKVam6P4 is the same guy going out of his way to make it difficult to understand.

He had no fends and his dreams where dead :) ? Hard one.

The previous one was about a car and ''diesel gas''...I could try to understand more.

The first one was about a guy having a child out of wedlock (whoreson).T he kid dropping out of highschool and enrolling in technical school. Instead of studying he'd visit the girls dormitory and knocked one up. To run away he stole his fathers car, crashed it, stole the truck that stopped to help him, and got picked up by cops when he got knocked out by road side workers who flagged him down. He went to prison, the girl gave away his child and went on with her life, and the child was also a whoreson.
Second one was used a soundtrack for one season of a travel show, and it's basically about some faraway land that has everything in abundance, but no one knows where it actually is. People follow roads and rivers, go through mountains, but still can't find it, until all they can do is chase dreams.

saw a tree today

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Goddamnit, latvian guy, either make an email account so I can send you the key or accept my friend request on Steam, my OCD is kicking into gear.

wow, that's a BIG tree, very thicc

epic

treekoto

Is this real? I installed the Latvian keyboard layout on Window, and it's this.

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That's a big boi.
Probably African

Yes, BUT people use ''Latvian Standard'' and it is qwerty with ' or ~ as a ''silent'' key that acts like alt and then you press A to get Ā for example.

ūg

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2nd largest oak in the baltics
it was struck by lightning
you can crawl into it and see stuff like this

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lol we just have the an*Loid one and to get all the ū, ķ, ī etc etc we just use one button to make them, nothing hard

9881

Sheeeet

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>2nd largest
It's fucking Estonians again isn't it !?

>some 14yo natasha agreed to suck my dick if i bought her some smokes
>she gave shit head but essentially 12 euros for a bj was a good deal
Feels good mane

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Jesus Christ, that image is cursed. Jack/Queen/King cards are the best part of poker. They have all that pretty artwork

Nah mate

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saw another tree
widest Juniperus communis in europe

close, but it's 1886
there were some from 1907 and 1928

latvians actually

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the more things change the more they stay the same

nice

What is that supposed to mean?

Yours look bugguh, but Latvian one was in cold..so.
Trees of Latvia: The thickest tree in the Baltics

I am confused.