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GOTT STRAFE SCHOTTLAND

you will never have sex

>So, granddaughter how are you making money these days?
>Oh you know, Nana, just pretending to be interested in spotty virgs on a gaming website while prancing around in a bikini

just got called are kid in stockport

thoughts on this 'za?

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Left

acktshually scots represent a larger portion of /brit/ than one would imagine
I, for one, haven’t set foot in England once in my life for I’d rather tread in cowshite

disgusting

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the 'ner x

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9/10 - pepperoni only is kinda boring.

gott strafe england

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I can just imagine Rorke as this spindly little dipshit that gets bossed around a bit too much by his manager. Its so vivid.

what's is Scotland like? what are Scottish people like?

Right most. Love em snowbunnies.

>wahhh we're sick of being looked down on by the English
*votes to remain firmly attached to the English teat*
Let's be real, you didn't want independence - you just wanted a bit of attention and it all got out of hand. Literal spoilt children.

making a purchase

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twitter.com/polbreaking/status/903919522574475268

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Absolutely dire norks. Dread to think how they look when unleashed. Good tummy and thighs though.

Funny how for centuries Scotland and France were allied with one another for the sole reason of quelling englands influence yet England just ended up merging with scotland and waging war with france for further centuries

aye funny

beautiful. cultured.

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AH YES SO FUNNY AHAHAHA..... virgin

England based

MUSLIMS EAT BACON CHALLENGE COMPILATION (GONE WRONG) on YouTube

the only ones thay seriously want independence don’t have a bone in their body that cares about politics whatsoever, they just saw independence and thought it’d make for a good cultural hoo-haa for a year or so until we’re economically crippled
not a place a yank would feel homely in

dogshit

grim. scum.

Don’t even care how soy it is I’m a huge legend of Zelda fan and I’m finally coming out and saying it

Love reading about the timelines and stories and the lore behind all the monsters, have a Zelda encyclopedia next to my switch. Just don’t care anymore.

Got banned for making fun of Scotland once. Apparently you cant call them porridge wogs or some of them get upset

My mom lived in Greenock and loved it lol

Not sure what that says

>I think immigration has caused some problem-
Rorke shut the fuck up you're a horrible human being with nasty opinions. Diversity is a STRENGTH.

>F-unny h-ow f-for c-enturies s-cotland a-nd f-rance w-ere a-llied w-ith o-ne a-nother f-for t-t-the s-ole r-eason o-f q-uelling e-nglands i-nfluence y-et e-ngland j-ust e-nded u-p m-erging w-ith s-cotland a-nd w-aging w-ar w-ith f-rance f-for f-urther c-enturies

is this french poster the german one on a new proxy? absolutely dire posts

how is she handling her dad being a pedo?

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love pakis me

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> i-s t-his f-rench p-oster t-t-the g-erman o-ne o-n a n-ew p-roxy? a-bsolutely d-ire p-osts

greenock’s a miserable shithole filled to the brim with druggies, goodness only knows what that says about your mam

why

Nobody cares. And I mean that in the harshest way. If you told someone this, they’d probably walk away.

Luckily you’re on a website surrounded by geeks and losers

Scotland?

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got called articulate when playing articulate last saturday lol

She looks like she fucks black guys

Warwick Davis on ITV lads

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might order tim a pizza

Because food would be so bland and disgusting without foreign cuisines. Because immigrants are good for the economy. Because immigrants are saving lives by working for the NHS

is he still crying about /tv/ calling him a midget

>doesn’t want immigrants
>but you keep taking over their homelands economies

Really makes me think

Anybody got something interesting to say?

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would've saved had it been wojak

Well she was young and also visited Edinburgh a lot (which she misses the most)

dont waste your time here

twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/1150075812856696832?s=09

one time I...
...nah mate not really, actually a very boring and miserable soul I am

what are brits going to do once the NHS fails

not being funny but he needs arresting
simple as that

yeah thats why he is on itv

die probably

entire pack of coop jam donuts down the hatch, doesn't matter though, I had some fruit earlier so it all balances out xx

what are your interests lad?

Back from Marx and Spackers lads
Now I'm eating raspberries, or raspbos as I like to call them

Everybody's talking and no one says a word
Everybody's making love and no one really cares
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs
Always something happening and nothing going on

Everyone's a winner
and no one seems to lose
There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu
Everybody's flying and no one leaves the ground
Everybody's crying and no one makes a sound
There's a place for us in movies you just gotta stay around

Everybody's flying and never touch the sky
There's Ufo's over New York and I ain't too surprised
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed
most peculiar, Mama

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lads was charlie malaponte based or cringe?

you are the least interesting poster i've ever seen someone like 190 is incredibly annoying but you just have nothing no personality you provoke no reaction it's kind of impressive really

>eating fruit

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The graduals of Eleanor of Brittany are very under appreciated, medieval music in general actually. You plebs should listen to it.

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based but bluepilled

rorke and leftypol pictured during the signing of their famous peace treaty circa 2018

bet your mum was a proper slag getting shagged all over the ‘burgh lmao

I’m interested in all sorts, really into roman and assyrian history n shit like that but
can’t really name any others off the top of my head, mind’s been a bit haywire lately

so bored I'm actually tired and am going for a lie down for a bit
fml

That shit ain’t medieval music

>implying i'm not a medievalist
>implying i'm not a follower of julian of norwich

>not getting anti-oxidants

enjoy your c-reactive proteins, free radicals and oxidative stress lad x

I just hate the boomers so much. Truly hate them. They harvested everything for themselves, poisoned the crops for when it's our turn and then call us entitled. Kill them all. Kill them all.

>virga
oh wow, like it was written for me

holy mother of peng

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Wake up
Get out of bed
Smack Rorke across the head

Your post looked boring so I didn't read it lad x

hahaha not only is harry hill back on the tellybox but they’re managed to roll warwick davis into the studio as well
fucking phenomenal

remember all those nights you pretended to be a girl online to make lads cum

Shall and do. Also enjoy not being a bent little cuck who eats fruit.

Whats wrong grandad cant handle rock n roll, its new, its loud and its real yeah
*cranks chuck berry up to 100*

Whiskertwink are you here mate! God he's so based.

>Wake up
>Get out of bed
>Smack Rorke across the head

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using my 3 free days of wow time

you've gone too far

shut the fuck up you tiresome little runt