/brit

have never had any mates so i don't need to say anything haha x

I am rorkepol, alpha and omega

Wanna watch this Godzilla movie but its all shitty camrips, state

Oh, clever!

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gimmicks come and go brah
but (you) know i stay

youtube.com/watch?v=ieVXY7Yrwe4

sit quiet

I've just thought - I have literally never been to Wales in my life and it's just over there.

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fancying a tindy scouting mission la
need to scam some babes..you know..for sex

Absolute banger.

phwoarrrrr

leddypollllllllllll xD

be down

same

SLAGZ CHEBZ N ARSEZ ME LADS

Need a robot leg pronto

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yeah well I've only ever been to England once but I was a baby so I can't even remember it.
t.monmouthshire

I’m scottish and I’d bash this abomination’s putrid skull against the cobbles should they ever be within my near proximity

this is NOT shagger edish la

post some tights slags need to mentally prepare

feelin' fine

it's called growing up

going on a date with a mixed race 17 year old on thursday

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what the fuck do you mean shaggers can't be nice guys?

Same but with an attached gf

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see if you can prepare yourself for this

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pics or it did not happen

dire taste in slag

Peng

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*doesn't piss all over toilet seat*
>mentally congratulations oneself

So she has a black hole stuck up her arse right, how else can it suck in those pants.

*pisses all over the toilet seat*
*puts the lid up*
*walks out*

>looking at Dover, Rotherham, Birmingham, any other number of Anglo shitholes on Google Earth
Christ is England actually that totally grim?

I want to smell Emma Watson’s bottom.

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been doing a stupid amount of drinking recently

american slags lads

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All cities are grim.

Fuck off phil

*goes in after you*
*licks toilet seat clean*

Will I get beaten up if I go to Wales?

>Edward I
>Henry II
>Oliver Cromwell
>Victoria
based

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*pisses all over the toilet lid*
*takes a full charge of bog roll and wipes it all over the lid*
*thunders out with my drawers at my ankles*

a microscopic photo of the most basic instagram gym thot possible. my dick

Lucie and Amber

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talking shite kid

Emma Watson wants to be my gf

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my suffering has gone beyond measure

Dover is decent

lads...what did they die for?
youtu.be/Emlmpl2YAzc

*vomits on your mum's mosquito tits*

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You forgot Edward III and Henry V

british slag, not interested

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take a night off

*takes a shit on the toilet seat*
*tosses entire bog roll in the toilet*
*walks out with an unwiped ass*

One time I was drunk at a house party and pissed all over the toilet seat. A lad who was drunker than me got the blame and the host sent him home lol.

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I dunno I never leave my house.
I once kept track of the longest period in which I didn't venture further than the local corner shop and it was 7 months

just got a naughty drop back from this gear
fuck it i'm on one

>night off
what? i never post in /brit/ let alone Jow Forums

Quintessentially american

We 'avent got slags 'ere mate

and sooooo sally can wait
she knows it’s too late
as we’re walking on by
her sooooul slips away
don’t look back in anger
I heard you say

seams are the thinking man's fetish

Dont get this picture.

Grim to think someone may have done this

listen
i don't think you're listening
got the ting on my wrist and it's glistening

What is the typical look of a 'sally' anyway

*shits in a full length body towel and wraps it up*
*whaps it against the wall, shit smearing everywhere*

Can this country ever be spiritually redeemed after all the grooming gangs?
I feel like we redeemed ourselves of slavery which was ultimately the greater evil but it feels different this time, we no longer have the drive to correct our mistakes like we did back then. We're basically going to continue and stagger into decay.

sophie dee?
mrrrrrrrrrrrk

beyond my paygrade to tell you, sorry.

who's sally?

vocaroo.com/i/s1nuveDfuOne
bard’s got a peng voice, where abouts is he from?

Frizzy blonde hair
Short
Chubby
Works as a hairdresser.
Almost extinct these days.

that lass waiting

for me personally it is lowkey alcoholism

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*pisses in shower*
>squirts shampoo all over the floor to cover the deed

Can't expect more from a subject of the engl*sh church

You fucked it.

State of this fucking show on BBC2

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>no conditioner afterwards
they know

just realised when people say the earth is on a tilt how the fuck can a sphere be on a tilt

What a weird thing to say.

WE PASSED UPON THE STAIRS

American lasagna, wa la

I'm actually a Pastafarian, but nice assumptions - real classy.