What’s your excuse not to have a gf now?

What’s your excuse not to have a gf now?
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Im not interesting

How can you be less interested than a man with almost non working legs?

I might get a gf soon if she responds on tinder.

do people really look for a girlfriend on tinder?

basado. me encuentro en la misma posicion.

Because all i do is sit inside
I go outside for food and to lift weights, nothing else

I am not a big fan of women and people in general

you work a 40 hour per week job, and dont make much money (like many more)
you are averege looking (like many more)
you dont do any sports or minimum activity (like many more) etc...
then you just blend in with the grey mass...
i love this life

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THere are millions of people like this that have a gf

I have a girlfriend and I'm in love with her

this.

just go for an average girl to be your girlfriend

Imagine taking a direct hit from a 800mm gun. Ouch

I'd love to try that

me at the gym

i can't set up a tinder profile cause i have no pictures other than weird selfies. i can't get proper pictures cause i have no friends.

I want a virgin and most of them are whores

Word of advice from someone super old. Don't bother. You'll waste 10 years on that fruitless quest. Take the shotgun approach to dating and keep asking until someone accepts. Buy a name brand condom since, like tires, when the rubber meets the road, you don't want it to fail when things are going fast.

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I don't. The man looks like a literal white goblin and he's still doing better than me.

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D-dad?

i bring nothing to the table, i am socially retarded and my moral character is repulsive. I wouldn't date me if I were someone else and i have no respect for anyone who would

Why don’t you make an effort?

I can't smile publicly unless something is really funny and I still feel awkward and instinctively try to hide it resulting in me having a serious to psychotic expression which is really bad in these parts
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