You wake up in the danish empire

Quick rundown on how we ended up being a part of your empire

>on 13 may 1725, 5000 danish troops defeated the 135,000 strong lithuanian army in the battle of vilnius and renamed it pölseborg

>on 13 may 1725, 5000 danish troops defeated the 135,000 strong lithuanian army in the battle of vilnius and renamed it pölseborg
lol

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Why is Mercia not in it and also why Quebec is in it, Tanzania and the philipines

But that's the Pinoy Empire

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Larp.

>On June 6, 1434, 10 000 troop strong joint Lithuanian - Swedish forces defeated 50 000 strong Danish forces. Afterward, Lithuanian - Swedish forces razed all of Jytland, leaving no one but women alive.

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I go back to sleep and hope to wake up in the Finnish empire

lost nordic tribe in your mountains conquered everyone else and swore loyalty to the danish crown

>when the D*ne refuses to pay his annual tribute

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Spain was called Algiers?

>mostly from disease
Why is the Danish immune system so weak

LARGE IF VERIFIABLE

>lithuania: the lost slave colony of europe
>when the slaves in europe was used up, they were either killed or shipped off to a far away place called 'lithuania', meaning "black russians". these slaves impact lithuania today, with its african flag and african shaped borders. on average, lithuanians are 98% african and have an iq of 60, lower than their average blood alcohol content

why don't algerian take baths?
most 'danes' were probably pig nosed norwegians

>It is lesser known fact, that nowadays Denmark was actually called Lithuania, or ''Black Russia'', where slaves were shipped to. Nowadays ancient Nordic - Jews adopted a name of Lithuania, though it had no relations to the Denmark, or as known by the older name, Lithuania.

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>you wake up in the danish empire
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

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There is even a name for it baltoslavic. Slavs are your closest people proven by science.

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also

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Where can I swear my loyalty?

I am confused about us being in Danish Empire doh!

Is that historical?
Estonia - yes
Latvia and Lietuva - ..really?

Anyways I would never stay with Swedes and Africunts

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Both maps you posted are bullshit but whatever makes you sleep at night.

Easy there, Turk

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Okay Hans

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based

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When would the Danes have taken over eastern Canada? That might have had an impact in our Revolutionary War.

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>Danish Empire doesn't even incorporate historically Danish parts of America
>doesn't have the Danish villages of Elk Horn and Kimballton

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My brother

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>We consider Lithuanians and Swedes brothers, how do you know?

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>Yes I support baltoscandia, what gave it away?

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weak

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kek

beyond based

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Slavs are shaking in fear

That's why they larp that baltics have something in common with slavs.
We were always richer than them.

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we all know they are just jealous, they want to be nordic so bad.

By the way, our current president is Swedish

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Tell me about him

this would be like me a dominican claiming spain’s victories during the colonial period

algeria was ottoman, and this was all the acconplishment of ottomans

north africans wouldnt even have had cannons during this period if it wasnt for ottomans

>Having completed his studies, from 1992 to 1993 he worked for the Research Institute for Economics and Privatization. From 1993 to 1994 he worked for the Lithuanian Competition Council as a head of the Financial Markets Department. From 1994 to 2000 he worked at the Bank of Lithuania, initially in the department regulating the commercial banks and later as a director of the Monetary Policy Department. From 2000 to 2008 he was a chief economist and adviser to the chairman of AB Vilniaus Bankas. From 2008 to 2018 he was the financial analyst as well as chief adviser and later the chief economist for the SEB Bankas president.[4]

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>n 2007, Lithuanian energy company Lietuvos Energija and Sweden's Svenska Kraftnat announced they were considering a possible linking of the two countries' energy grids.[10] This resulted in the two companies signing a memorandum of understanding with Latvenergo from Latvia in 2009. Due to be completed in spring 2016, the project aims at building a link - a cable of approximately 350 km in length across the bottom of the Baltic Sea, and converter stations to connect electric power transmission systems of Lithuania and Sweden. A preliminary total cost of the project is between EUR 516-738 million.[11]
Interesting

soon

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oink oink I'm dane oink

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best couple

very best

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I don't have any more swedish/lithuanian pics :(

so random

I do

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the us will happily claim it

kys

But do they have oil?

only one way to find out

that’s why these ships had unbearable conditions; because as you admit, they were mostly crewed by Norwegians. If you cunts had stopped treating Norwegians like Africans the Dano-Norwegian fleet might’ve done wonders. But no. You just had to be cunts about it and not only let the Norwegians die of disease and malnutrition, but also place incompetent foreign/Danish commanders to lead them, and thus to scandalous episodes like this

Based baltoscandia thread

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Truth

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I still love you though, Danmark

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it seems pretty based

Why are we in this supposed empire again?

I thought it was English French Spanish????