/brit/

Just dropped two paracetamol shits getting litty

So fucking bored

I want to be there

post your face

we should become the 51st state, we all love america

you lot are unironically the only people I enjoy speaking to now
shan’t elaborate further, just feeling exceedingly lonely and though I would show my appreciation for being a top bunch of lads

because janny is underpayed and undersexed

This is your welfare money hard at work, pommy cunts

hold on to this

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yank: *posts penis*
janman: i'm about to end this man's whole career

Bond. Itv. Right now

I CAN SEE A WILLY

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it's over

aw dont make us blush you sweetheart xx

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mad that brazil is a real place

what's the story of the gay furry dutch? I thought the german was the furry of brit

had a nigger lady suck my penis last week

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You can't prove that.

where abouts do you live? x

Quintessentially bongpunk

Checked trousers, white oxford shirt, grandpa shirt and moncler jacket
Mate had a stone island jacket and chinos. Some lads came up to me and told me my jacket was fake

wtf is wrong with you lad

lol

enhance 34 to 36... pan left

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living on a docked sailboat in a marina: kino or pathetic?

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Should I listen to Max Richter or Balmorhea?

20ml of night nurse down the gullet

JANNNNYYYYY

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The Brosnan ones, other than Goldeneye, were shit.

women be like I only had sex once before lol

ever met up with anyone from Jow Forums?

barebacked a tranny from r9k once

Went there a year ago
Feels like any poor country: certainly small part of the city is huge buildings and birds with huge tits and big cars and the rest just favela you don't even go to
Also the army patrols the city, not the police
And you basically don't go outside after 7pm
Best part is you are not obligated by law to obey traffic lights after 8pm because you might get hijacked

whatevers clever

really?

Goldeneye was peak kino in bond films t b h

barebacked a tranny from r9k once

Was it Amer.

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di you actually?

Moni?

Anyone remember the shiver me niggers gimmick?

yeah the perfect level of campy bondness

Kino but probably expensive

is he circumcised?

GUYS
BLUE BOARD
SOME OF US ARE WORKING HERE

mods do your fucking job

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Yeah

Alright lads how’s the girlfriend?

wow

yup, wasn't moni and would do again if she still lived locally

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stop saying kino you pathetic slugs.

in a perpetual state of nonexistence

Cool whiskey uncle tier

you still in touch with them?
means yesterday in japanese

is this actually real or is it from that brother grimsby film?

1st tone - Red
2nd tone - Yellow
3rd tone - Green
4th tone - Blue

Raped to death by a pack of niggers

Me on the right

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Wow what

Darren Till bottom left

just fascinated

Really should be getting to sleep.

bad luck

finding it hard to cope, me lads

Did amer actually ride some guy from
r9k or is that just a meme

yeah, met a yank off /out/ once.

Thoughts on sexdolls
Pros:
Sex whenever
She's hot
Doesn't talk
Cons:
Doesn't cook

did you really?

Just go for a walk, clean your room and be yourself desu

this is what the people that conquered my country look like

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About?

cracking exchange this lads, shall surely impress the other generals

did you bareback him in a tent like brokeback mountain

amer is still a virgin. told me yesterday on kik

farted a bit there

yeah, was a good lad.

on vacation with her family and i'm tempted to masturbate for the first time in almost a year, someone help me refrain

lovely post this, thanks mate

she's sucking on my willy it's quite delightful
come to west gloucestershire and you'll catch the rifle

Shut up greasy freak

send each other lewd snaps now and again

are you lads incels

that you met someone off Jow Forums

I’m white but I want a black gf what do I do lads

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say that to my face and see what happens kiddo