What are some places that belong de facto to your cunt, but de jure to another cunt?

What are some places that belong de facto to your cunt, but de jure to another cunt?

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meds are too spicy for you, Hans, best stick to cabbage lands and stay sour.

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Long story

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Also this.
Just we don't want these ones

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Can we send you a bunch of Gambians for atoning your colonial past?

No Sir.
We don't like...people

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I dont think you understand what de facto means

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WE OWN that land.
Just using Russians rent it out
lawyer speak - our clay

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Seen there more britoids than germs tbqh

exactly wtf we already colonised mallorca. There are more anglo trash there than german trash, go find another host to infect

Almost twice as many Germans

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT THAT WAS OURS YOU SON OF A BITCH

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You have like 100 other islands, calm down.

we will kick you out after Brexit

Nope, that would be de jure. No fucking clue.

Monaco.

DELET

Andorra?

>Have a bunch of trash-level people partying in one town of Mallorca.
>We own that place heh
Why are you so delusional?

Doooode
It's our land, just we forgot where we put the papers that prove it.
Ipso facto
Habeas corpus
hominem unius libri timeo
Amittere legem terrae

It's de jure French and Spanich, Macron is Coprince d'Andorre.