/brit/

don't know which is which when you say metric or imperial without googling

>yeah i'm so ard me look at my coke, w-what no it's t-totally not cut with rat poison

fucking drugmongs i swear, anything you buy in the UK has been stomped on to the point where if it were a legal product it'd be illegal to call it "cocaine"

No it isn't, be quiet

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ill be there at 3

how good is that song that goes da da da da da da da da down down down

im creasing lads, my mate got sacked from his digital marketing job for ‘not having a strong enough identity’ aka he got sacked for being white lmao

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:(

youtube.com/watch?v=9APAHhIPhJE

sacked for being a boring ballix more like

hau he hau I will drive very fast in ze KILOmeters per hour !!! zut alors

it’s shit
it tries to sound like a hype dj hypeman thing but it’s shit

the proverbial general

shall translate all my posts into metric english from now on

(from (into (shall I translate (all (my posts))) (formalised english)) now on)

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Doing 400 km/h

what effect does rat poison have on humans?

Nice and speedy

doing forty two miles to the hour

girlfriend rarely wants to have sex these days

William Shakespeare's Hamlet, or as I like to call it, Kenneth Branagh's William Shakespeare's Hamlet

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why would you bother getting rat poison to cut your coke with when you can just pro plus from the local tesco

doing lots of el fartós in fártcelona in camp põú

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fastest ever gone on the motorway was 120mph in current car which is a mini cooper

Anybody know which british film was the first to show bare knockers?

Which translation?

im 25 years of age and creasing at this

youtube.com/watch?v=5wmfXve11rM
actualy unironic choon

>img

your bird is fit like wheres she from?

tony hawk is my favourite person i follow on twitter

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no, do you?

Didn't ask

I watched the one in English

dunno but its not fatal because rats can't produce saliva which is why it kills them afaik

kidulthood

youtube.com/watch?v=31Inu_c7nC0

I want to kiss Emma Watson on the lips.

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>chinky shit in the thumbnail
yeah shan't be giving this one a listen

i hate that punk!!!!!!!!!!!

this was posted the other day you freak

first vid like this I've watched where the girl didn't burst out laughing at the end

Afair after 60 km/h mobile connection can't work stable. Anyway, at 400 km/h you wouldn't pass the captcha.

oh just listen to it

doing my exam for cscs card on monday, what the hell does a labourer actually do except move stuff around?

>on a night out with friends
She's getting fucked by Chad, isn't she?

forgot that webms are only allowed to be posting once

so glad serena williams got knocked out

love wanking to shemale porn

wouldnt be asking if I did

mmmm salty crispós

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not a chance weeb freak
shan't be pausing my british choons for that dogshit

well probably not but she wishes she was

is it too much to ask to have the opportunity to see this irl at least once

got my gf a vibrator but wouldnt get her a dildo

thought it was one of those things where you ask to see if anyone knows and if they don't then you tell them

You'd know

what you lads wearing to area 51?

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'yes'

it's good tho

lol

having a miserable time
I’m just having a miserable fucking time

im 25 years of age and a virgin and enjoying this post

my saturday night? spent sat indoors listening to sonic the hedgehog music posting with a bunch of people i don't know on /brit/

going to wash my hair in the sink so its not greasy tomorrow

what's the difference

do you get stage fright in public toilets?

I've given up on my own future. A life of mediocrity is guaranteed. I'm now planning what my (potential) kid is going to study at uni

Once set my car to Km/h and panicked

youtube.com/watch?v=gzjj6m8wusA

im 25 years of age virgin live at home with not job and reckon this is a belter

Peeping Tom 'ccording to wikipedia. good flick if you'vent seen it

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youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

chune

i just ein fahrtéd in mein el shortos

Planning what sport my Chad will go into

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not anymore

wish I could sculpt belters like this

Kmdult/hood

full sheffield united kit including shinpads with ched evans on the back

just had a bang energy, lads
i'm feeling it

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dildo might give her the experience of girth and length i can never provide whereas my penis doesnt provides a seperate sort of stimulation than a vibrator

mad how the future hasn't happened yet but eventually it will be in the past
time is a social construct

sa2b? astounding fucking soundtrack it’s got

i don't want to be the nice guy anymore
i wish to be Chad
advice?