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Pepsi Max (tm) is the one true way

It should be something really cool, customized M-16 maybe.

Pete Buttigieg's father was also a Marxist

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looks ugly

Was drunk today and accidentally went off on my parents and told them I've hated them since i was 7. Oops lol

there is nothing more lovely than cold cat's paws on you after he went outside

fun

what did they say
why do you hate them

My friend took this picture

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lips are chapped or sunbrunt or osmething and they hurt :(

I just basically said i hated them since childhood when my mom tried to ask me something. It was underserved desu, i only went off because i was blind drunk, but they were drug addicts and neglected me and my brothers when i was young. They live in their own world and only have a couple pleasant cherry picked memories and ignore everything else which bothers the heck out of me.

No way dude, those teachers will be shredding half the kids in their classes when they start blasting away with buckshot. I feel like they should have AR 15s with underbarrel sandbag launchers for dealing with the little Tyrones when they get too uppity.

ale

lager

öl

cider

boutta ghost the world, never treats me right. maybe then, maybe then they'll see me.
treating me like a dog, treating me like shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=inqJ9azWGBM

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where was this picture taken?

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efukt.com/22753_Jack_the_Ripper.html

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very nice, very nice indeed. I guess that sounds better, there would need to be a significant investment into training.

lollapalooza c. 2007

*freeze frame*
yeah that's me....
bet you're wondering how i got here...

fin 2 get blasted. bought three liters of vodka.

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thinking of doing a sleep

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My parents have been out since the morning and they left a car behind mine so I haven't been able to go get food

UberEats

>the absolute state of zoomers

on and on every single day. why do i do this.

it's like i'm walking through molasses.

dam, /cum/ just straight up died. how am i supposed to jerk off now?

someone post the molasses massacre

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should have just taken acid

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why are american generals so depressive? hell, americans are always such merry people in movies and youtube videos. but here is just kingdom of suicidal mood.

one last kiss, I love you like a broken pot.
one last kiss, I love you like a pack of dogs.
one last kiss, I need you like I need a gaping head wound.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZCEx-7R_QY8

we are the dregs. the drug and porn addicted, chronic masturbaters.

Der Boomer ruined our lives
latimes.com/science/la-sci-suicide-rates-rising-teens-young-adults-20190618-story.html

Jow Forums is the armpit of the internet my dude, go to reddit if you want to see cheerful people

I don't like the way it looks like. It's uncomfortable site.

i don't know what it was that i wanted to remember but it had something to do with depersonalization which i read was a very tiny % change side effect for wellbutrin and i hope i experience it

rates of depression and suicide among american youth are higher than they've ever been because all opportunity has been taken away from american youth
this website is a symptom

Have you tried dissociatives?

never, don't have a dealer, i'm friendless, and also wouldn't have any babysitters

babysitters are for the mentally unfit. just ask arby's, he goes to the moon and back all by himself all the time.

arby's probably had a sitter for his first time

>i suffer really, really much in first world
yeah, my bad man, i absolutely forgot about your hard life without any opportunities. i'm so sorry about your terrible fate, so sorry, just believe me it's highest level of regret when i think about american youth.

suffering is relative, some kid in the congo is doing way worse than any ukie. if you don't like it fuck off somewhere else.

this is a retarded take; you have to be 16 or something

kys

i will

bye forever user :{

t. ale

ale is on a plane to visit me rn

oh oh, I long for you, I long for you, I hate you.
oh oh, I think I'll put a bullet in my head.
youtube.com/watch?v=_Fc7K9bORHg

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gonna need a flight number so i can contact some ukrainian friends...

too late, pal. get your own mexican

>chronic masturbaters.
chronic masturbation ruined my life

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>tfw just found out I'm going to have a nephew
>tfw my family is ethnically Jewish
>tfw I'll probably have to have the conversation with my big brother about why circumcision should be the choice of the boy when he's older

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7 day csgo ban yikes

how old were you when the fact that your foreskin is fucking missing really set in?

powerful.

>nah girl I dont have a type

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I realized what the word meant when I was maybe 12-13. I realized why the procedure is wrong to perform on little boys when I was 17.

>some kid in the congo is doing way worse than any ukie

yes, i know. And i'm happy i don't live in Congo. Actually Ukraine is pretty good place for living though certainly nothing if perfect.
Why are americans on Jow Forums so evil and rude people?
I said i'm sorry about your extremely hard living in America, wanted to show that i shared your sorrow.
And what i got? Insults. But nevermind guys, i'm fine, i'm using to human ingratitude. I don't want any warm words for good doings.

I wonder how many spics work at the border patrol agencies. Would be weird.

half of border patrol agents are hispanic.

why do you think it's wrong?
I think it's wrong too, but what is your reasoning?

>tfw foreskin and a big dick

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hahaha.

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It takes away a boy's control over one of the most intimate parts of his body for benefits that can be achieved by less invasive means.

ik that probably seemed like a joke, but i'm serious.

guys im pretty sad
any advice?

Sad about what? Take a walk or make a cup of tea.

look at this owl
youtube.com/watch?v=a7qRuUAyqCg

I believe you, that is what I find funny. The trump retards that believe the border agents are pure bred americans fighting an invasion and the CHIs believing racist rednecks are abusing the minorities.

That's my line of thinking as well. I've seen information about various kinds of damage done in the process which is extremely off putting, but I never looked further into it for legitimacy, because it's wrong regardless of whether or not those claims are true, IMO.

I don’t know. I’m always bored. I don’t think I will have a happy life - in fact I’m pretty despondent about the future

take big red car with convertible top, full of extremely dangerous drugs, and move with your samoan attorney to Las Vegas.

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Do ukranians really based america on its movies?

much of the world does.

is/was that a popular movie in Ukraine? or just a personal favorite?

*takes a substance*
woah man is this what its like to be a an actual human and feel these feelings?

>much of the world does.
pretty sad, oh well.

can't tell if you're being serious or fucking around

Yeah, at least i do. Do ninja-turtleses still live in NY bud? i always wanted to see them.

I think they are selling coupons for a pizza place, but im sure you can find them somewhere else.

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>wanted to show that i shared your sorrow
>by using sarcasm
not good bait