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/balt/ - sunday? more like cloudday LMAO edition

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRUMMMPPPPP SAVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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haha look at him go

heheh

coffee time uwu

Travelling to Lithuania soon. What are some essential phrases? :^) Trying to Lietuviškai under my belt.

Kaunas akropolis, Vilnius akropolis, Šiauliai arklide, Vilnius Fabijoniškės (where chernobyl was filmed)

Not quite what I meant but I appreciate it anyway. I'll be in Kaunas, Vilnius, and Druskininkai. Ačiū.

Good morning /balt/

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>tfw our new president is around 190 cm tall

Proves that manlets have zero chance

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>morning
Sheeeeet, Nigga you late!

That is why Pootin is so angry all the time

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good day, lad

Presidents daughter looks nice

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No problem fren

One of those serious and mature but cute looking types

degenerate drug addict

Achu - thanks
Labas - hello
Kur - where
Mano vardas - my name is
Ash esu ish - i am from
Ate - bye
Taip, ne - yes, no
Or just speak to young people if you need directions or help, they all speak english nowadays

>Achu
>Taip
>Žmogus

Why? The rest of words in Lithuanian seem rational. These ones seem out of the pace

Thank you fren.

Man, looking back, The Simpsons were pretty wholesome youtube.com/watch?v=2Hq0wH7MI38

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For me as a native speaker they don't. You probably look at lithuanian as latvian and when you see a word that isn't similar to any latvian word it looks bizarre to you

Absolutely.
Most Lithuanian words seem familiar and some are just odd and old words Latvians could use and understand...not these

brūns- ruda
We use ruds to mean red/brown like a fox
Maize-dona
We can just say dona...it would sound old timely but everyone would understand

Taip, žmogus and ačiū don't resemble slavic translations of these words at all so i'm pretty sure they're baltic.

איפה האחים היהודים שלי ב?

Probably

Achu-paldies (hmm)
Taip - jā (German)
Žmogus- cilvēks (Slavic)

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4th of July? FUUUU
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beautiful sight

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WRONG

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its ačiū AND not achu

our new president is a jew

I can't believe took all our special letters from the Czechs

Ours is a Nordic Jew
Checkmate

drain

my balls

with yo mouth

ours is literally Levits
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levite

Looks like Jewish royalty even!

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Nameja gredzens?
Wasn't that used while being in foreign lands?

Latvian prez does look like a legit jew

the original ring belongs to Namejs
people who wear it, pretend to be him to confuse the foreigners who want to kill him

he is a legit jew

Oh, I heard that tradition of wearing that ring came from refugees - Latvians in Canada for example. It was a sign of a person being form Latvia

I am optimistic with having a chosen person as a president.

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where did these posts go?
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jews aren't people

לזיין אותך

can't wait for another shoah

holiday at Nida, lads

הגויים הם לא אנשים

Compared to baltroaches, they're Übermensch.

Animu

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>One of those serious and mature but cute looking types
not understanding

שלום, האחים :)

What exactly are you not understanding, my slowstonian fren?

Come home Jewish man...bring the girls.
Lithuania is ''Israel of the North''

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שלום עליכם :)

Varg was pleased that day

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based

Was it his monthly government gibs day, or something?

/balt/ is an Israelite thread
if you're a goy, leave

took 240 + 240 + ~100 ug of acid yesterday
most amazing day of my life desu

did you see some cool shit or no

>yesterday
U cool now?
Isn't that shit for ~18H

If you're Israel of the north, why haven't you annexed the rest of he Balts?

Because they are just Palestine of the North

We are Israel

אבל מי יהיו עבדים?

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fucking degenerate kill yourself

First you flood territory with settlers and then when they are attacked you defend them and annex the territory....I mean you should know this.
I am a settler. our Kibbutz is growing ...soon!

took my first one at 2pm so yeah all fine now
walked around in a nice mossy forest and saw some ticks but it was great still
walked through a wheat field too, basically just a really good trip

>2pm
Stop this mumbo jumbo, 14:00...that Pm shit brakes my mind

sounds gr8

How does snap chat work?

you snap and chat

same as magnets

You send your cock pics to girls and supposedly you get laid that way

Anyone watching now Nat Geo documentary on Pablo Escobar?
No? Okay

I'm in envy mode now, have you had any obe moments?

Wilno is nice

Fug, found a tick sucked inside my side today. Gonna die virgin :DDDD

This looks cool youtube.com/watch?v=fWwiYNNmg0g

ok lads

just had a sippie now im stimd

ok now this is epic found a purple monster sippie in circle k @ vilna
based

@27
good riddance faggot

And I played ''doctors'' with girls when I was a kid

I played ''kazaki razboiņiki'' when I was a kid.
You need to split up in 2 teams and one team invents a ''password'' the other team just needs to know the password. People usually catch the slowest kid and beat the password out of him...usually not with full force but slowly.
That game was really fun with girls. Even more if they where older and it was your team than knew the password. They would try to restrain you. Sometimes they sit on your back...punch you in the dick...spit on you... it was GLORIOUS.

Did you have a similar game ,lads?...lads?

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me after 1 year of lifting and nofap

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No.

I only remember playing truth or dare with classmates and a girl that i actually liked getting disgusted and quiting the game when dared to kiss me on the cheek

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It's a Russian game(obviously) Кaзaки-paзбoйники
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They do this ''directions'' shit, but I don't remember us doing that.
MY GOD.
It sounds heartbreaking.

so that's why russians do krokodil

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DAILY REMINDER THAT ESTONIAN LANGUAGE IS HOMOSEXUAL

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Sheeet, Vitautas
You made Angļu in to Anglų