You have ten seconds to act as Hungarian as possible.
You have ten seconds to act as Hungarian as possible
Might as well just kill my self
*becomes and alcoholic*
you never disappoint testver, koszonom
I don't know enough Hungary for that.
You're thinking of Russians, I don't think drinking is a widespread issue here.
kektu kelekesz szesze szo kurva anyatok veled vagyok
asza szep asza szep akinem a szere szep
nooo... NOOOO.............NOT TRIANON AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Örpödöp pörbödömök. Tröptönök röpötö röppönömök. :DDDDDDD
Do wh*Toids really?
Why yes we ARE steppe BVLLs, how could you tell?
4th of June 1920, worst day of my life
Never thought that the d*tch were dumber than mutts
Oiy vey it's like annudah Trianon.
Your posters say otherwise
A Romanian nationalist professor and Iron Guard member was teaching class on Transylvania, known Hungarian land.
„Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Decebalus and accept that Romanians are the earliest inhabitants of Transylvania, even more ancient than the Hungarians!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic Levente whose father killed over 100 Romanians during the World War and who understood the necessity of the Second Vienna Award and fully supported Admiral Horthy’s actions, stood up and held up a map of the region.
„To whom does this land belong to, szőröstalpú?”
The arrogant professor smirked in a quite gypsy-like way, and smugly replied: „The Romanians, you stupid bozgor.”
„Wrong It has been 1000 years since the Magyars claimed it. If it was Romanian land as you say… why was Transylvania part of the Crown of Hungary for over 900 years?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of a daco-romanian „history book”. He stormed out of the room crying those backstabber crocodile tears. The same tears Romanians used to cry for their „poor transylvanian brothers suffering under the yoke of magyarization” (who now live in proper European cities instead of souless commieblocks thanks to us) when they jealously try to claw justly earned land and history from the deserving Hungarians. There is no doubt that at this point our professer wished he still lived in the Austro-Hungarian Empire and become more than a pathetic LARPer of ancient civilizations.
The students applauded and signed up for the Levente Association and accepted Attila as the ancestor of all Hungarians. A Turul named „Down with Trianon” flew into the room and replaced the Romanian flag with the Székely one. Hiszekegy was recited several times and Saint Stephen himself showed up and restored the historical borders of the Apostolic Kingdom.
Éljen Viktor hozzad azt a hosszú lépést Jancsi bátyám és mi az hogy be akarják honi az arab számokat Magyarországra. Vesszen Trianon és sír örökké a búval baszott arcom mert ha nekem szar akkor másnak se legyen jó.
Reeeee anglos reeeeeeeeeee
Fuck the Czech, Bohemia is a kill, heil Sigismund
Nyelvtanilag helytelen. Mondd, te bevándorló vagy?
pretty sure that's more than 10 seconds
*throws shit at your house*
We had a consulate of Hungary and Estonia in one building and every time I would walk past the flags of Kyrgyzstan, Hungary and Estonia next each other it would give a stupid smirk because of Jow Forums. Unfortunately I never made a picture and hungarian consulate moved or closed because last time I walked there only estonian consulate was left and hungarian flag was replaced by EU flag.
i wish death to all coloured people and women -sips pálinka-, fuck the jews aswell! -burps-
*makes friends with your far right while simultaneously claiming your land*
*quietly exists next to you, never saying a word or doing anything*
*puts spiked fence on border*
*statistics show 500,000 Hungarian tourists per summer entering country but you never met one*
Because all croats are just hungarians larping as slavshits, same with sl*vaks.
Hungarian women under socialism were hotter.
Just imagine to lead a pipe into local cute milkmaid after hard work shift in mines.
yo whats it like living in a fucking SHITHOLE
Why don't you ask bogans who live in the outback?
Source: Trust me dude lmao weed
AÌÌÌ HÖL UP
NÖU BE REAL WITH ME
YÖU BE SAYIN
*eats a pot of goulash*
*butthurts about Transylvania*
NEM! NEM! SOHA!
LESZ MEG ERDELY! LESZ MEG FELDVIDEK! LESZ MEG ETC ETC!
MAGYAR VAGYOK NEM TURISTO!
genetics would say the opposite, brother
why are we still here just to suffer
It's because of the evil olah keeping the magyar man down. Bet-.. Magyar uprising when?
I'm Hungarian and even I don't know what the fuck that is. I've heard about it but it's literally just a few dozen people who care about it, you'll find more UFO or lizard people believers here.
t. never heard of Jobbik
I doubt more than .001% of the total population cares or knows about it. I've never even heard the word other than in jokes.
Jobbik never actually cared about Turanism, Kurultaj festival is supported by Fidesz
Mondd, te miért veszekszel saját magaddal? Te hülye vagy?!
a magyar büszke turáni nép
t. Vonamed Próféta
Szart ő az egészbe, csak nemzetközi kapcsolatokat akartak, mert nyugaton mindenki elhajtotta őket
te vagy vonamed próféta vagy mi van? nem tudod hogy működik a t.-zés?
Hogy őrjöng a szűz.
Ce parerre ai de concetatenii tai vlahi, prieten maghiar? Esti din secuime sau ardelean?
kívánom hogy az egész mocskos cigány nemzetséged szörnyű kínok közepette, halálért könyörögve pusztuljon el a ráktól, és te nézd végig majd égesd el magadat a mocskos putrid közepén miután az eszedet vette a fájdalom és a gyász te utolsó beteglelkű ócska gazember