How do i short the trump presidency?

>How do i short the trump presidency?
Bet against the markets, trenchbrain.

Long the zog

buy Chinese goods

Forgot to mention. You know where they got their approach? Hitler. It was his tactic to bash his opposition in the media, always say negative things, never say anything positive. But, as they are insane they failed to notice that they dont have a monopoly on information anymore so Hitlarian tactics dont work.

oh wow this is really Jow Forums related

should i short you basedboy liberal fags?

literally useless

never turned a wrench
never worked hard
always talk about the working class
but never broke a sweat

get off here

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All in on ar15's

Nothing out of china is good though

Yes, it was pretty clear that Trump supporters were irredeemable after they continued to support a man who admitted to sexually assaulting women.

How do I short my own life? Like I know its going to go downhill soon so being able to profit from that would be great

Good example of the lefts insanity that they cant even tell the difference between assault and flirting. One more of many reasons they are losing.

That's what's so great about it, all the liberals got chewed up (Franken, Weiner, Conyers, etc., etc.) and Trump was elected president AFTER the bus tape.

I feel like Bart watching an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon where the mouse turns the gun around in the cats hand and the cat proceeds to blow his own head off.

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I love how little coverage Leftists get from feminists when they have literal rape rooms and Trump hints that you can grab pussies and they all lose their minds. Trump's infractions are so tame compared to the sick shit they get up to.

Of course you see, those are the sort of men they are surrounded by. So they project that on to all men and let them selves be abused because the men around them, that beat and rape them, they say nice words. Isnt that Stockholm syndrome?

All I know is that president Itchy has my vote in 2020.

Im already looking to 2024. I want Candice Owens to run. Shes like a black female Trump. And the best retort anyone has against her is to call her a white supremacist.

How do I short Jow Forums posters who ask how to short x?

>but he has turned around the American economy
yeah it was a leading world power and it became a joke in a year flat.

alright but why is he "flirting" with his own daughter that shit is not healthy!

Exactly this. He is the best leader you fags could ever hope for..

when was the last time you took your meds?

>Its a joke because CNN said so

You should stop getting your news from cable TV.

i don't watch cnn dude i'm not american
i just watch report on him meeting with world leaders and the comments on that. the man is a joke and america is becoming increasingly a joke. i'm just telling you how it looks.

Thats even worse. you are getting your news from mainstream Eurotrash networks, which is just as bad as CNN only you dont even have sane alternatives. Better put the down the soi and pull your head out of your ass before its to late.

Facts are, after one meeting, the countries in the EU that have been leeching off the US for years are now going to start pulling their weight. Enjoy your tax rates, because someones going to be paying for your socialist policies now that the US isnt your piggy bank.

>women let you grab their pussies
>sexual assault
choose one

mueller is so fucking based

>you are getting your news from mainstream Eurotrash networks
not really i don't watch tv man

>Facts are, after one meeting, the countries in the EU that have been leeching off the US for years are now going to start pulling their weight.
that's what trump says it's not a fact it could be really it's just that pompous fool keeps saying it and he say a lot of things man that are outright falsehood. why believe this?
>Enjoy your tax rates
my tax rate is 7.5% you know jack shit about the world.

>muh based nigger womyn

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Has nothing to do with what Trump says, it has to do with what Trump said. And thats the results of the meeting not a report from Trump.

Also the world leader your mainstream networks are talking about, thats the communist globalist bullshit they are referring to. The US is leading the way of a world wide nationalist movement. You can take your globalist crap and die with it.

how to tell user hasn't ever made a woman cum

>hurr i'll throw numbers and say i don't watch tv without providing any hard fact for my sources
it's amazing you weasel fucks think we can't spot the bullshit for miles away when you do this
"why believe this" indeed, to a pathological liar everyone else also lies
i'm in france and my effective tax rate is over 80%, europe sucks ass unless you're 1) a criminal 2) a parasite 3) living in one of the good micro-countries leeching off the back of the bigger ones (which is really 2b, a different form of parasite but parasite nonetheless)

you should stop watching the news user, it's genuinely completely 100% lying to you.

>i'm in france and my effective tax rate is over 80%
and you think i live in france?

i watched trump a lot and your statement fits. 100% lies and lies about lying the next day. i don't need anyone to interpret what he says to me.

You clearly do.

>europe sucks ass
it's the best there is literally. i don't pretend to like the socialist tendencies and high taxes i despise that crap. but it's stil the best place to be in the entire world. us was good too before the retards were set lose. i like guns and i used to like the us was thinking about moving there. well that's gone now. actually it was probably gone at 9-11 and the following hysterics.

>Donald Trump Jr.
>Jr.

it's not the President getting indicted you dumb nigger, and Junior has absolutely nothing to do with the administration, he's off running the Trump Organization.

You liberals are mentally deficient it's unbelievable.

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no thank you i can spot a fucking liar who doesn't understand a fucking thing about business and economics from a mile. he is just an other populist asshole the funny thing about it tho is i thought he was the lesser evil before he got elected. i thought he was a harmless fool that will let the second line carry the presidency. well i guess i was wrong. he has done more harm than what can be fixed in a decade already.

baby steps, i bet your ass if it goes on like this we get to that too.

are mods asleep wtf remove this shit from Jow Forums off to Jow Forums

this is a chad board and trump is OBVIOUSLY a chad

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>doesn't understand business
>becomes a billionaire
>doesn't understand economics
>his countries economy is booming

You really need to stop consuming Onions, boy. You are really starting to look like an idiot.

>shorting the bottom

Ishygddt

goes on like what?
18 months in and the best that Mueller retard has is Manafort on a decade-old tax crime.

It's smoke and mirrors from top to bottom, you're being duped by the mainstream media and they're loving it because they've turned Trump and his administration into a daytime soap opera with record high viewers & clicks. You're feeding the machine and you don't even realize it.

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give it time!

Actually, they are not even doing for the ratings because they are now losing to the shark network. They are being fueled by pure hate now. They will not recover. They have lost all credibility and once they lose the freaks that still believe them, they will have nothing.

just fact check on that list nigga! if anything is smoke and mirrors trump dong well before presidency is.

>give it time!
>says the increasingly nervous man

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i'm not nervous nigga this is europes chance to grow out of the shadow of the us and high quality entertainment. why ever would i be nervous? europe needs it's own military and start leaning on countries that give it shit. meanwhile us just buttons up and sits playing tetris.

>europe needs it's own military

the second you do that Russia will invade and the USA will allow it to happen; you're absolutely fucked mate

>Russia invades
>Europe recruits and trains its army of African migrants" as its army
>"Migrants" turn on Europe and Europe is wiped off the face of the Earth after one week of Russia invasions and internal invasion.

Sounds like a good movie.

russia invade europe? the entire russian military budget doesn't reach that of germanies alone. and germany spends spit and giggles on military while russia is balls deep in military spending. wars are won by economies this was true ion the ww1 and ww2 nd it will remain true. russian can lean on small countries like georgia but not on the economic powerhouse that the eu is.

Yeah but Russia is unified. Europe is full of cancer cells. Russia also has a knack for building a cheap effective army.

>Yeah but Russia is unified.
russia is the most browned multicultural shithole in the world it's everything you fear europe will become. funny that. so it works for russia but it will be the death of europe? please decide!

holy fuck op dont do this you fucking idiot. trump train is th gain train-
>bet trump to win florida, penn, and election overall and person of the year
>+15k
>put it all into a weapons company
>trump carpet bombs syria basr, company stock soars
>pump it all into crypto
>run it up to 1.1 mil
>lost a ton of that holding but still cashed out over 50k and have 100k in crypto.

>mfw trump made me a millionaire and i dont even lIve in america
>mfw trump will bring me back there
>mfw i spend my days raising my son instead of wagecucking now
>mfw everyday i feel peace and maga instead of being a whiney bitter faggot

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you are full of shit theres not a single EU country that has a 7,5 tax rate unless you live in some slav shithole. oh and god emperor trump LOWERED taxes for the common man you cuck. hes a godsend and might just turn this ship around. i just wish we had a guy like him in europe

It’s a logical conclusion for an ubercuck

>german military
lmao the german cuck army has their equipment falling apart and a female defense Minister who spends her budget on kindergartens. the mudshits coukd probably overthrow the entire government if they ever got organized. the entire EU is a vassal state of the US and has been under occupation since WW2. its bizarre to watch eu leaders give lip to the us president when they have no leverage whatsoever

I just dont see how Europe can come back with out a war. Western Europe is so far gone.

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>Thats even worse. you are getting your news from mainstream Eurotrash networks, which is just as bad as CNN only you dont even have sane alternatives. Better put the down the soi and pull your head out of your ass before its to late.

>dont even have sane alternatives

t. republican that thinks only his viewpoint is right

Yeah. We're not the ones calling for censorship.

Liberalism is a mental disorder. The left pushes their narrative so hard that they forget themselves and believe their own lies, even as they themselves condescendingly manipulate others to their own benefit. It is the nature of their depravity that they cannot help but accuse others of the very crimes they are committing.

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remember when the media announced that 300+ newspapers would be writing negative editorials about Trump that week?

everyone's reaction: *yawn* so just like every week then?

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I was listening Rush when I got that story, I had a good laugh.

>you are full of shit theres not a single EU country that has a 7,5 tax rate unless you live in some slav shithole
well i'm self employed technically in the most friendly tax construct there is. it's completely legal. i assure you. if it was not available i would just start a company to optimize my taxes and deduct costs of living as operation.

U shouldnt.

He will be reelected

ITT butthurt libcucks that can't cope with
>economy ATH
>unemployment ATL
>Mexican invasion slowing
>North Korea at bay
>America continuously btfo all competitors since trump enters office
Maybe if you cry about it on the internet that will help oh wait no you've been doing that around the clock since election day and you're still getting cucked haha kys

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useful, gullible, low IQ individuals

victim to authoritarian cultural marxists

Isn't this Trump in a nutshell though

yeah and inherited shittons of wealth and most importantly connections and a name he didn't made from his dad. then he basically became a celebrity while failing almost all his busniesses.

he under-performed the general market by a factor of 3 but he did manage to make some money in real estate (which he learned and partly inherited from his dad).

his only talent was making himself a brand and causing raised eyebrows over-leveraging himself and filing for bankruptcy when it didn't work out.

but now that he is president i guess we will see some real growth in his wealth.

It's illegal to lie to the feds. You can lie to a cop all you want, but not an agent. That's why it's best to use your right to remain silent and record yourself not saying anything

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that nothing will happen.

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nonwhite invasion isnt slowing unfortunately
in fact, DHS reporting that other nonwhites like Pajeets, are at an all time high coming through the mexican border

EVERYONE is using that fucking border to get in for the gibs and stay in the informal market

Yeah, an event totally unprecedented in the annals of American political history. 8/10 bait btw.

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list 3 things that trump has done wrong
>inb4 "paris accords"
>inb4 "makes america look bad"
>inb4 "russia"
>inb4 "racist cheeto man"

>i'm a NEET but i pay sales tax
lel

Our industry was gutted decades ago, dumbfuck.

Yes but the key difference is, Trump is not a narcissist. He doesn't look down on other people just because they do a different job, live different, have different ideas or less money. Hes also not afraid of calling an idiot an idiot, even if that idiot is black. Thats got gall them something terrible.

>how to sound retarded 101
wow i can't believe that Trump is such an evil stupid bastard genius that he discovered the bankruptcy loophole all by himself and nobody else is using it WOW

Wow, this cult is embarrassingly stupid.

Scary too, didn't think people would passionately defend clear and obvious lies.

You mean he could "walk down to fifth avenue and shoot somebody and he wouldn't lose any voters"?

If it was reported on CNN.

>trump is not a narcissist.
This has to be.. Has to be the dumbest thing anyone in 4 chan has ever written.

inciting racist violence against illegal immigrants that resulted in death and injury of vvisitors and legal immigrants?
shitting up the iran nuclear deal for no reason whatsoever?
starting the trade wars that american can only lose since the rest of the world will just work around it?
trying to maintain base industry with the highest productivity and added value country on the world... wow. you need to learn the very very basics of economy! it's never gonna be profitable for a country to do that. his supporters will suffer the most for his stupidity ironically.
>Trump is not a narcissist.
oh boy... and the moon is not really there it's just a sticker on the sky right? when we are denying reality why stop halfway?

Its been proven by people who analyze audio from his speeches. Go listen to Obama and count how many times he refers to him self. Then watch Trump and do the same thing.

i'm just saying his performance is extremely underwhelming compared to how he likes to present it dud and i listed the reasons for it. his business genius just doesn't show. he talks about it a lot but we can't ant fucking see it. i wonder if he said he has a meter long schlong enough would people start believing him?

Trump is not a narc?

Wahahahhahaha

>We cant see it
Its make America great again, not make your shit Eurostate great again. Obviously you wont see shit.

Jesus fucking christ, this cult is getting out of hand

>i wonder if he said he has a meter long schlong enough would people start believing him?

he's actually known for having a huge hog so ya

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dud trump can't even pay attention to anything said unless his name is mentioned every 20 seconds. this is a well documented fact that everybody who has to report to him knows.

i never wished harm for the us it used to be a great country. but you are fucking it up with this bullshit real bad.