>be Australian
>drive 280 miles 'down the road' to the local pub
>pay $25 for a pack of cigs
>pay $10 for a pathetic small schooner of piss water you call 'beer'
>watch your country get arse fucked by England in the cricket
>'fucken strewth mate!'
>Step on black widow on way home and die
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
>be British
>drive to pub
>order meal
>get handed cutlery
>place hand on knife
>instantly arrested
I was reading wake in fright the other day, and while in the beginning it looks like he's living in hell, later on it seems to be quite a bit of fun, what with all the gambling, the kangaroo hunting and drinking yourself into a coma.
Aussies are the only good anglos.
>be British
>get arrested for not paying your TV License.
Have you watched the film? You’d be surprised how accurate the story can be in rural Australia
Beginner tier
>be Australian
>your only successful crop is the melanoma
>develop PTSD from the emu war and build an opera house to commemorate their beaks
>give koalas an incurable strain of chlamydia because of your fetish for wildlife
>have ankle bracelets as your most prestigious timepiece
>connect via Indonesian and kiwi WiFi to respond
>have a nightlife characterized by going to petrol stations to huff petrol
You don't have to insult the abysmal shithole that is Sudan back
>be Sudanese
>get killed by your own military during a peaceful protest
>Be Sudanese
>starve
>civil war
What is life actually like in Sudan? Is it all starving and ak47s? Or can people actually have a decent life?
>Australia
>"""""Miles"""""
>Be brit
>have fathers prized butter knife he fought with in the Falklands
>grandmas final visit before she's executed for an unrenewed TV license
>slowly spread butter while looking out for cops
>CCTV picks up activity from kitchen window
>arrested and placed in jail with spoon eye gouger
Its proportionate to income, people can lead good lives but the economic situation is disastrous and the country is done for. Its slowly becoming unlivable
You don't have to insult back, irrelevance and what not
>be Australian
>get arrested for not voting
10/10
what's the difference between Australian beer and having sex in a canoe?
They're both fucking close to water.
Who gives a toss you bogan dropkick
I feel bad for you guys, I’m extremely lucky to be born where I was. How are you planning your future if your country won’t survive?
I am registering for a British exam that'll help me get a job in the middle east. Fingers crossed or its financial ruin
I am planning on doing humanitarian work, (teaching fleeing North African refugees Italian and English pretty much). I really hope all works well my friend, I am crossing my fingers for you user.
Plus we all have our trials and tribulations. I am quite fortunate as well, my father worked hard to give me a great quality of life and I need to step up and do the same.
I could've easily been a western inoperable cancer patient, dealing with death of loved ones or schizophrenia. Gotta get on with it regardless
That's extremely noble of you and something quite rare these days. You're a better man than most
Thank you for your supportive words, all the best m8
It's been roughly 7 years since I started posting on Jow Forums, and people are still bullying Australians, lmao
I remember when there was a few obsessed Poles making Australia threads all the time years ago, talking about slow internet and fairy bread, like
>be Australian
>go outside
>slow connection
>the world hasn't fully rendered yet
>fall into a pit
>cry for help
>the only guy near you walks outside the drawing distance before your words can reach him
>a black window starts crawling towards you
Or
>be Australian
>throw a house party
>too many people come
>slow connection, ping >9000ms
>house not responding, connection timeout
>dad comes home early, restarts house
>everyone starts respawning
>dad yells at you
>panic
>make a shitty attempt at explaining
>dad is not responding
>run outside before he reconnects
i think it should be the duty of all first workers to use our luck for good, thank you and I know you will succeed, when you can please come visit Australia
There was a time when Australians dominated the catalog, quite fun, they were pretty much never bullied
First worlders*
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>be australian
>get genghis khan'd
Don't worry won't fuck it up with my presence. I am just firmly focused on getting a liveable wage in any country
>be Australian
>have a little UK flag in your flag
Yeah it's not real bullying, just bantering
I remember people posting images with
>pay $25 for a pack of cigs
FYI in Britain a pack of cigarettes is like 12 pounds which in good days translates to 20 Australian rupees
I'll watch it though I doubt it's gonna be too different from the book.
Australian outback is kino, i've seen the Proposition like 3 times.
This.
Aussies are not arrogant like 'Muricans and the British. They are nice, actually.
>black window
I don’t think it will be different either, but honestly it’s one of the most kino films I’ve ever seen, and I think you deserve to see it
Shut up southern Poland