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time to inject
james bond is a black woman now
How old are you?
the next nicotine rush
the imaginary gf
The new tshirt. Cool as fuck or what
need me a racially ambiguous gf
what could they possibly have meant by this lads?
it's over, leftypol have won
PAY REPARATION YOU SNEAKY BING BONG
Anyone here like Akira?
being based as per usual
THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING
they've got daniel craig for one more before they crash and burn the whole thing
but even then they'll try a black man before they totally give up on it
Happy Birthday. Pay your respects lads.
still destroying the planet in other ways.
it's not fake news though
she looks like a bloke
It will flop
Wonder what Fleming would think
The Libertines of anime but it's not a bad film
no im not, be quiet
shut it kike shill
we know about your false narrative
Greta thunberg looks retarded
Shant trust anything she says
Manga is much better
have the first volume of the manga
6 page paper
christ rt is garbage
Rorke going sicko
something creepy about these two
suspect they are both MKUltra bots
U should read it
Who are some actresses with big boobs you like?
The Jews are literally taking the piss at this point and just giving themselves a handicap to flaunt their propaganda muscles
1.2 million Irish citizens claim to be fluent in Irish
only 30,000 actually use it as their first / primary language
What's wrong with taigs?
Why did they even bother fighting for independence if they hate their culture so much?
Really want to post my face
how do we defeat the jews alan?
Aye I don't doubt it but I've never actually properly read it. Last mango I read was Oishinbo which is all about food and cuisine and has been running for quite a long time apparently. Would recommend if you like food/cooking.
Same "reason" you lot invaded a quarter of the world only to collapse the empire and invite the whole world in
Imagine posting on /Brit/. I just had a look at the thread that someone linked here. Just seems like /pol/-light but with even bigger losers. One poster said something like ‘where is Finland today’. Pretty embarrassing if you ask me, to have a community of losers.
lads /sp/ is bullying us again
Wish I understood cricket
ride the tiger
concentrate on the magma chamber
await the AI overlord
rorke in shambles
I think England need to start taking wickets and New Zealand need to start scoring runs
Mental how everyone kisses in a different way
nice that is a great fucking film m8
Wasn't saying that in a pejorative way. I'm on their side. Get along extremely well with them, between extremely high IQ individuals, not speaking of the brotherly ties with sepharads.
Quite literally impossible to get by with just irish unless your job is irish school teacher
personally dont kiss in any way
"There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says 'Come in 007', and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.
"It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman."
I'm on their side
fuck off globalist kike shill
قال النبي محمد أنه من المؤكد أن الرجال الذين لديهم ما يكفي من الأفعال الصالحة فقط في كتابه قد يقتلون أنفسهم. هل رأيت كتبك عن الأعمال الصالحة والأفعال السيئة؟
سيكون من العار أن يحرمك الله من الجنة لفعل أقل حكمة.
i have honestly shidded and cummed in my pants
can't believe that /sp/ just said this about us
excuse me but this lad is based and schizopilled
Watched Golden Eye the other day. It felt like a completely different era. I was almost a young adult when it came out and bought the fucking game.
what came of #metoo other than anthony bourdain killing himself ?
I made my wife breakfast today. She questioned "what's that stuff on the cinnamon swirls?"
he didn't kill himself because of that he was murdered by the freemasons
It sullied the good and noble name of Weinstein
how can rorke routinely lose his shit over irrelevant cultural things like james bond and what sex people are having when rorke candidates are elected in nearly all governments in the world
كن أخا قويا ، صلواتي تأتي إليك.
more like 007IQ
what is her agent name going to be?
If all the Irish agreed to switch to using Irish, that could be solved
bet she only got the role because she's phoebe smelly-minges fanny washer
The line number for KFC LMAOOOOOO
not the ones that matter
Phoning for pizza delivery.
“it's two for tuesday, sir.”
pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one
yes, “we” will take two.
Ate both in one sitting.
M should be played by Morrissey.
Ah, Q (quentinishwiqua) where is my new high tech gadget?
Here we are Bondiqua, it's your new state of the art Afrocomb gun
Honestly? I brushed my teeth with some of it
Ran out of weed
We've swapped out your omega seamaster with something more... fitting
that's not how language change happens
democracy is a myth, free will is a joke, etc etc
no matter how much the media shills for her, she'll still be a fucking retard
Why do "people" pretend to be offended by golliwogs?
Probably closer to what a secret agent is in real life than a smoking wearing handsome white lad, you piece of shit.
Actually met one in Amman Jordan once. She was supposed to be a black girl who went to an Ivy league school and interned at the UN but she was definitely CIA.
anyone remember the hit or miss meme girl?
Why are boomers so obsessed with eating together? My dad is always telling me to sit with him when I have food even if it's just a slice of toast in the morning that I'll finish in 20 seconds. Why must eating be a group activity to them
i'd prefer a white woman as bond than a darkie man
What if earth is quantamly entangled to another planet that mirrors it
the media relies on people being too dumb and lazy to research things for themselves
go suck on ladyboy cock paki
did she glow in the dark
no you didn't
Hunger games would have been good if it was completely different and not aimed at 12 year old girls who are mad at their parents.
USA controls the world and UK is still pretty rich and powerful. bexit and trump are happening. what others do you need
How will Bond infiltrate Russia as a black woman?
they already know it does
they have probably created a portal years ago in some underground research lab
ruined star wars with their political agenda
Bond we are putting you on your most important mission to date. We've had intel about a group of alt-right neo nazi white males using twitter to spread their hate and it's up to you to infiltrate their HQ and stop them.
Bond's on a top secret mission, small scene of him walking through underground station
Gets frisked and caught with a flick knife
families that eat together stay together
tv dinners? another kike trick to destroy family cohesion
We aren't rich and powerful, this isnt the 19th century anymore granddad. Our entire army cant even fill Wembley. We have like 2 warships.
Nah lad she was a regular girl I met on Okcupid who was supposedly interested in Arab culture and international relations but I got suspicious and questioned her. She spoke perfect Arabic and knew many things only a cia agent would know
but it was good when it was called battle royale
The opening theme is drill music
Don’t give them ideas
Lol I'm fucking screaming right now
shaniqua bondiqua has been assigned on a top secret highly dangerous mission to discover just what has happened to the missing chicken during the great KFC chicken shortage of 2018
oh ffs I thought you lads were just having a laugh what the fuck are they thinking
after 4 years i’ve officially outgrown and became too well adjusted outside of the channels to be on /brit/, been a pleasure lads but i’ll be posting only on /sp/ from here on out x
Top secret mission to infiltrate kfc hq and find out just what the colonels secret recipe is
Lmaoooooooooooooo, Bond pockets bag full of lemon wipes on the way out
requirements for male Bond
be extremely handsome
be physically fit
be a well established actor
requirements for female bond
be a 5/10 unknown black
haha nice fake that's pretty good bait...
see you tomorrow
he doesnt know that the more well adjusted and successful you become the more pelasurable it is to post
There's no leaving this place dawg
Any franchise should cater to its audience's demographic. It makes sense why Doctor Who became a woman, because most modern Doctor Who fans are now progressive tumblrinas. Most of the people who still watch Doctor Who were pleased.
But Bond is a franchise whose audience demographic is primarily right-wing middle aged men. It makes no sense to turn Bond into a black woman. The people who would like a change like that don't even like James Bond movies anyway. It just doesn't make any commercial sense
Nah lol it's just funny
And what about the 20% of the country that is non Irish?
007 fights her way through the villain's secret lair through rap and woke slam poetry
Get woke. Go broke.
trump is a puppet and a buffoon
in fact it's better for the glow in the darks that the world think a right-wing conman is behind the US' decline than if Hillary had won
that's the biggest reason why I think they'll have him win in 2020
knew many things only a cia agent would know
They were always going to make the new bond a black woman because Current Year. Fine, but are they going to put an interesting perspective and new take on it?
No, it will just be a woman acting manly because its "our turn"
It's probably more like 40% if we factor in prods and ethnic west brit shapeshifters
Bond puts 20 inch spinning rims and a spoiler on Aston martin
AFCON semi-finals tonight boys
Who we rooting for?
ay yo I aint drivin' no aston martin nigga get me a bentley
nah i only really lurk here on weekends anyway, been finding it less amusing and more tiresome for months ngl also im 22 now so bit too old for this type of stuff x
I'm sorry to reiterate but it's easier to infiltrate places if you are an average looking black woman than handsome white man in the 0.001%. Even anonymous, a guy who looks like prime Sean Connery stands out like a clown in the middle of a crowd. Sorry virgins not gonna follow you on this one.
Nothing to do with Americans mate
Q delivers Bond's new lowrider with furry dice on mirror and cheetah print seats
don't care about black people
Reports of rorke nationwide going into violent seizures at the news of James Bond
Inb4 they make Daniel Craig a villain
Through all of AFCON I root for the sub-Saharan teams arabs should be banned from hosting and playing in football tournaments sorry
Tbqh I can actually imagine a black woman acting manly in ways a white woman couldn't
But I can't imagine a black woman acting refined, charismatic, being witty, or working for an elite establishment intelligence agency like MI6
We need to pitch these shit-hot ideas to the studio pronto
youre painfully unfunny doug christ, do you do it intentionally
Again, that’s an American stereotype
Keep it brit related
black british people speak like american blacks because they're too dumb to create their own culture
bond has never been about realistic spycraft
agent latisha, we need you undercover in the kremlin to keep an eye on putin
Jaquonda Bond has to infiltrate a Tommy Robinson terrorist group to save Britain
for england james?
no for the culture!
Based based based
For me it’s Nigeria
Confirmed for never going outside
for england james?
nah for jamaica f a m ya get me blud ting
Bond wears a manbag and airmax 95s
Americans (inc. African) have no clue on roadspeak
Get a clue rorke
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
all blacks in england have the exact same accent no matter where they are from and they all use jamaican/african american slang and say nigga a lot
Even monkeys fall from trees lad
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
is clue your word of the day
getting into cricket now
Theres only one team to root for my dawg
my name is Free Gibs
I must be dreaming
Doesn’t make sense, 190
You’re a confirmed spastic
Yes it’s Jamaican/African but Americans don’t speak that, Toronto man do but not yanks
blacks in the uk are heavily influenced by cringey black american culture
Ah Bond, my greatest enemy, is that a new weapon I see?
Yeah bruv i brought da big ting
Iwobinho will remove kebab
female dr who
female wog james bond
mutt married into the royal family
inept moron gets elected president
honestly whats the world coming to
most james bond films are fucking shit anyway who cares
Yeah Nigerian nice sub-Saharan former British colony even has a couple English players
There's drugs hidden inside of this basketball 007
Don’t speak on something you know nothing about, patty
From Africa with AIDS
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
For Muh Dick Only
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Quantum of Welfare
sorry they couldn't give me a silenced pistol because I have a history of assault with a deadly weapon on my criminal record
I've got this cool tazer instead though
Do Americans really do this?
Watermelon. Sliced, not whole.
same to you with knobs on
Literally /b/ humour
Oh my GOD
here you are 007, it may look like a toothbrush but if you flip it the other way it’s a shank
Was going to allude to this myself.
Bond fims stopped being relevant after the Cold War. They kept going by the skin of the teeth by the wacky Brosnan era and they got lucky with Casino Royale happening to be the best ever Bond film. Quantum of Solace is a tad undrerated but everything after is just Jason Borne shit
bond i’m taking you off the grenfell assignment
but m we haven’t found the money yet!
dammit 007! these orders have come from the prime minister directly you are ordered to stand down
bet you look like a monkey ya chinky bastard
Some of these are pretty good
007 meet your new side kick, stormzy
She’s playing 007 not James bond but rorkes having a head fit
By the way the new Bond happened because they brought in that Fleabag writer who is treated like a God for some reason
imagine still posting on /b/
You wish you were half as handsome as one
Hey I’m not inept
Actually I’m quite ept
The names Boo, Jigga Boo
SHES PLAYIN 007 NOT JAMES BOND
whats it like still being 16 mentally
007 this may look like a regular box of popcorn chicken but there are small razor blades hidden inside every piece
You're late to the party my man
James Bond: Golden Grill
black moneypenny was fit it should’ve been her
One day I will be as mature and cultured as you
007 villains don't need a pool with sharks to kill her, just a pool will do
yeah we get it lad
a black woman isn't going to be called "james bond" is she
she will be shaniqua latiqua bondiqua
James Bond: The spy who gave me AIDS
you dont really get satire do you?
any goldnigger man in
Rorke jumping the gun, again
Keep the 007 posting lads
have you heard of the term “incels”, 007?
Hey slash brit slash
Thank you for scotsman existing
Scottish is pretty fucking good aye
are you seething leftypol because people are making fun of your precious diversity?
bond needs to pull that trigger
so how does that work?
who the fuck cares about "007" if 007 isn't just the code number of the guy known as James Bond (whether or not James Bond is a code name)?
How will she stop Brexit?
gets a licence to kill
stabbings increase in london 300% within the year
This diversity is nothing new.
In case you're forgetful or a child, in For Your Eyes Only, released in 1981, the Bond girl is a trans woman.
nah hunger games is pretty shit throughout
fucking despise that bint
she's symptomatic of everything wrong
No you spastic child
She plays his replacement, as James “retires” in film
She’s basically his assistant but with muh feminism I’m da boss now attitude
The next bond will be a man (Elba)
(They) have just introduce this conflict now to get it out the way and make you lot sound like outdated idiots when the real new blond is actually black
She gets the 007 title, making her his successor. Not really an assistant and she'll probably get a cover name like Jenna Bond or something. Maybe Janiqua Bond.
Oh, village finn, whole world do it. Famous russian doctor Malakhov called urine 'gold elixir'.
It’s just a twist for the new film to empower women (meme of the decade)
have attempted to watch the first one three times fell asleep during all attempts not normally bored that easily either
I like Learning about history but don't have enough attention span to read books
no need to get so defensive lmao I think its a load of bollocks too but at least put some effort into your jokes mate
Still screaming at this
the spy who friendzoned me
dr no sex
you never fuck once
virginity is forever
two inches is not enough
Only in this film though, she isn’t the “next James Bond”
doesn't get much better
characters are all flat and awful
plot is too bland
i fucking love history
seethe on leftymong
Should be watching the cricket world cup with my friends right now, but I've decided they don't show me enough respect so I've decided to watch it on my own in protest instead. Not sure it's my smartest idea desu, feeling quite lonely
Real big fan of diversity. Get to eat from all over the world and literally no downside except for nationalistic arseholes being pissed which is good if you're a normal human being
Why history? When will we get to teach children about *herstory*?
whatever helps you cope
Love how suddenly everyone cares about James Bond lol
women are cute and nice
We're only with you because we're stuck with you since janny wouldn't ban you
do you expect me to have sex
nobody gives a shit about james bond we're just making fun of the fact that they just basically ruined it forever by being too politically correct
people are in uproar about daniel craig being bond becaue he was a blonde 5'10 manlet
bond is now a 5'8 black woman
"this is just the refreshing change the series needed!"
According to a Japanese study, 54% of the world's most important inventions were British
nice unfalsifiable hypothesis
if they we lose, we lose and if we win we also lose
loved layer cake
Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 28% (-)
CON: 24% (-1)
BREX: 20% (+1)
LDem: 15% (-1)
GRN: 5% (-)
via @ComRes, 10 - 11 Jul
Chgs. w/ 07 Jul
name 1 (one) undeniable benefit of mass 3rd world immigration.
Looks to me like a bunch of rorkes in full seethe damage control
it all went to shit when they let an irishman play the role
Bond looks like this, and anything else is wrong
Brosnan is what Bond should look like, but his movies were dire because director
Rorke off his rocker
ye good film tbf
being paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
it's also not an unfalsifiable hypothesis because if Drumpf were actually a right-wing destabiliser he'd be doing things to disrupt the status quo and current trajectory
someone to driver ubers in the crack of dawn
Love how Katniss was meant to be a role model to young girls but
flip flops between two men
lies to just about everything
is a useless pawn in just about everything that happens
goldeneye was good
to who, whom?
For me? It's Dalton.
The Spy Who Stabbed Me
Same. Probably how Craig got the Bond role
spilled bong water everywhere, reeks