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Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

/brit/

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Colton Foster
Colton Foster

time to inject

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

james bond is a black woman now

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

desuarchive.org/int/thread/108382564/
How old are you?

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

the next nicotine rush

Christian James
Christian James

27

James Perry
James Perry

the imaginary gf

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Jason Miller
Jason Miller

The new tshirt. Cool as fuck or what

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Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

need me a racially ambiguous gf

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

lol

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Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

what could they possibly have meant by this lads?

rt.com/news/464051-finnish-study-no-evidence-warming/

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Noah Flores
Noah Flores

me

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

it's over, leftypol have won

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Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

PAY REPARATION YOU SNEAKY BING BONG

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Anyone here like Akira?

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

being based as per usual

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING

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William Hernandez
William Hernandez

fake news
they've got daniel craig for one more before they crash and burn the whole thing
but even then they'll try a black man before they totally give up on it

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

Happy Birthday. Pay your respects lads.

youtu.be/21_YJ2uZBL0

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

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James Bell
James Bell

still destroying the planet in other ways.

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

it's not fake news though

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

she looks like a bloke
screeching

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

It will flop

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

Wonder what Fleming would think

The Libertines of anime but it's not a bad film

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

no im not, be quiet

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

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Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

shut it kike shill
we know about your false narrative

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

Greta thunberg looks retarded
Shant trust anything she says

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

Manga is much better

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

ye
have the first volume of the manga

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

rt
6 page paper

climatefeedback.org/claimreview/non-peer-reviewed-manuscript-falsely-claims-natural-cloud-changes-can-explain-global-warming/

christ rt is garbage

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

Rorke going sicko

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

something creepy about these two
suspect they are both MKUltra bots

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

F

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

U should read it

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

//boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/94213776#p94217540
MENTIONED

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

Who are some actresses with big boobs you like?

Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

The Jews are literally taking the piss at this point and just giving themselves a handicap to flaunt their propaganda muscles

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

1.2 million Irish citizens claim to be fluent in Irish
only 30,000 actually use it as their first / primary language

What's wrong with taigs?
Why did they even bother fighting for independence if they hate their culture so much?

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

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//boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/94213776#p94217540
new

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

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Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

Really want to post my face

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

how do we defeat the jews alan?

Ryan King
Ryan King

Aye I don't doubt it but I've never actually properly read it. Last mango I read was Oishinbo which is all about food and cuisine and has been running for quite a long time apparently. Would recommend if you like food/cooking.

Carter King
Carter King

I have

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

Same "reason" you lot invaded a quarter of the world only to collapse the empire and invite the whole world in

Zachary King
Zachary King

Imagine posting on /Brit/. I just had a look at the thread that someone linked here. Just seems like /pol/-light but with even bigger losers. One poster said something like ‘where is Finland today’. Pretty embarrassing if you ask me, to have a community of losers.

lads /sp/ is bullying us again

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

Wish I understood cricket

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

RT
truly davidian

Jeremiah Walker
Jeremiah Walker

ride the tiger
concentrate on the magma chamber
await the AI overlord

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

rorke in shambles

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

I think England need to start taking wickets and New Zealand need to start scoring runs

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

Mental how everyone kisses in a different way

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

desuarchive.org/int/thread/108367464/
nice that is a great fucking film m8

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Excuse me.
*clears throat*
FUCK YANKS

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

Wasn't saying that in a pejorative way. I'm on their side. Get along extremely well with them, between extremely high IQ individuals, not speaking of the brotherly ties with sepharads.

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

Quite literally impossible to get by with just irish unless your job is irish school teacher

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

personally dont kiss in any way

Juan King
Juan King

"There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says 'Come in 007', and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.
"It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman."

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Angel Carter
Angel Carter

I'm on their side
fuck off globalist kike shill

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

قال النبي محمد أنه من المؤكد أن الرجال الذين لديهم ما يكفي من الأفعال الصالحة فقط في كتابه قد يقتلون أنفسهم. هل رأيت كتبك عن الأعمال الصالحة والأفعال السيئة؟
سيكون من العار أن يحرمك الله من الجنة لفعل أقل حكمة.

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

i have honestly shidded and cummed in my pants

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

can't believe that /sp/ just said this about us

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Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Mashallah

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

excuse me but this lad is based and schizopilled

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Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

Watched Golden Eye the other day. It felt like a completely different era. I was almost a young adult when it came out and bought the fucking game.

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

what came of #metoo other than anthony bourdain killing himself ?

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

Where's Dave?

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

I made my wife breakfast today. She questioned "what's that stuff on the cinnamon swirls?"

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Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

wtf bros

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Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

he didn't kill himself because of that he was murdered by the freemasons

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

It sullied the good and noble name of Weinstein

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

how can rorke routinely lose his shit over irrelevant cultural things like james bond and what sex people are having when rorke candidates are elected in nearly all governments in the world

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

كن أخا قويا ، صلواتي تأتي إليك.

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

more like 007IQ
LOOOOOOOOOOOOl

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

Top lad

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

what is her agent name going to be?

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

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Isaac James
Isaac James

heh

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

If all the Irish agreed to switch to using Irish, that could be solved

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

bet she only got the role because she's phoebe smelly-minges fanny washer

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

The line number for KFC LMAOOOOOO

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

not the ones that matter

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

Phoning for pizza delivery.
“it's two for tuesday, sir.”
pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one
yes, “we” will take two.
Ate both in one sitting.

Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

M should be played by Morrissey.

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

Ah, Q (quentinishwiqua) where is my new high tech gadget?
Here we are Bondiqua, it's your new state of the art Afrocomb gun

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

youtube.com/watch?v=w7CENEZBGXA

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Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

desuarchive.org/int/thread/108382564/
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Honestly? I brushed my teeth with some of it

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

Ran out of weed

Schiztoil looms

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

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Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

We've swapped out your omega seamaster with something more... fitting

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Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

that's not how language change happens
democracy is a myth, free will is a joke, etc etc

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Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

Waheyy

William Martin
William Martin

fucking heffer

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

twitter.com/SantaCarlaGuy/status/1149808755829121025

no matter how much the media shills for her, she'll still be a fucking retard

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

Why do "people" pretend to be offended by golliwogs?

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

Probably closer to what a secret agent is in real life than a smoking wearing handsome white lad, you piece of shit.
Actually met one in Amman Jordan once. She was supposed to be a black girl who went to an Ivy league school and interned at the UN but she was definitely CIA.

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

anyone remember the hit or miss meme girl?

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Why are boomers so obsessed with eating together? My dad is always telling me to sit with him when I have food even if it's just a slice of toast in the morning that I'll finish in 20 seconds. Why must eating be a group activity to them

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

i'd prefer a white woman as bond than a darkie man

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-48971538

What if earth is quantamly entangled to another planet that mirrors it

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

the media relies on people being too dumb and lazy to research things for themselves

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

go suck on ladyboy cock paki

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

did she glow in the dark

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

no you didn't
be quiet

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

Hunger games would have been good if it was completely different and not aimed at 12 year old girls who are mad at their parents.

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

USA controls the world and UK is still pretty rich and powerful. bexit and trump are happening. what others do you need

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

How will Bond infiltrate Russia as a black woman?

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

express.co.uk/news/science/1149179/parallel-universe-space-discovery-science-news-breakthrough-multiverse

they already know it does
they have probably created a portal years ago in some underground research lab

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

youtube.com/watch?v=pgIzBmbI-zQ
sneed

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

ruined star wars with their political agenda
now bond

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Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

Bond we are putting you on your most important mission to date. We've had intel about a group of alt-right neo nazi white males using twitter to spread their hate and it's up to you to infiltrate their HQ and stop them.

William Green
William Green

Bond's on a top secret mission, small scene of him walking through underground station
Gets frisked and caught with a flick knife

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Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

families that eat together stay together
tv dinners? another kike trick to destroy family cohesion

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

We aren't rich and powerful, this isnt the 19th century anymore granddad. Our entire army cant even fill Wembley. We have like 2 warships.

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

Nah lad she was a regular girl I met on Okcupid who was supposedly interested in Arab culture and international relations but I got suspicious and questioned her. She spoke perfect Arabic and knew many things only a cia agent would know

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

but it was good when it was called battle royale

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

The opening theme is drill music

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

Don’t give them ideas

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

Lol I'm fucking screaming right now

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

shaniqua bondiqua has been assigned on a top secret highly dangerous mission to discover just what has happened to the missing chicken during the great KFC chicken shortage of 2018

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

oh ffs I thought you lads were just having a laugh what the fuck are they thinking

Adam Green
Adam Green

Autism

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

after 4 years i’ve officially outgrown and became too well adjusted outside of the channels to be on /brit/, been a pleasure lads but i’ll be posting only on /sp/ from here on out x

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

Top secret mission to infiltrate kfc hq and find out just what the colonels secret recipe is
Lmaoooooooooooooo, Bond pockets bag full of lemon wipes on the way out

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

requirements for male Bond
be tall
be extremely handsome
be physically fit
be a well established actor

requirements for female bond
be a 5/10 unknown black

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

haha nice fake that's pretty good bait...
it's real

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Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

see you tomorrow

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

he doesnt know that the more well adjusted and successful you become the more pelasurable it is to post
There's no leaving this place dawg

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

Any franchise should cater to its audience's demographic. It makes sense why Doctor Who became a woman, because most modern Doctor Who fans are now progressive tumblrinas. Most of the people who still watch Doctor Who were pleased.

But Bond is a franchise whose audience demographic is primarily right-wing middle aged men. It makes no sense to turn Bond into a black woman. The people who would like a change like that don't even like James Bond movies anyway. It just doesn't make any commercial sense

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

Nah lol it's just funny

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

And what about the 20% of the country that is non Irish?

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

007 fights her way through the villain's secret lair through rap and woke slam poetry

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

Get woke. Go broke.

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

trump is a puppet and a buffoon
in fact it's better for the glow in the darks that the world think a right-wing conman is behind the US' decline than if Hillary had won
that's the biggest reason why I think they'll have him win in 2020

knew many things only a cia agent would know
Such as?

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

They were always going to make the new bond a black woman because Current Year. Fine, but are they going to put an interesting perspective and new take on it?
No, it will just be a woman acting manly because its "our turn"

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

loool

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

It's probably more like 40% if we factor in prods and ethnic west brit shapeshifters

Owen White
Owen White

Bond puts 20 inch spinning rims and a spoiler on Aston martin

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

AFCON semi-finals tonight boys

Who we rooting for?

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

ay yo I aint drivin' no aston martin nigga get me a bentley

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

nah i only really lurk here on weekends anyway, been finding it less amusing and more tiresome for months ngl also im 22 now so bit too old for this type of stuff x

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

I'm sorry to reiterate but it's easier to infiltrate places if you are an average looking black woman than handsome white man in the 0.001%. Even anonymous, a guy who looks like prime Sean Connery stands out like a clown in the middle of a crowd. Sorry virgins not gonna follow you on this one.

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Bond FC

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

Nothing to do with Americans mate

William Reed
William Reed

Q delivers Bond's new lowrider with furry dice on mirror and cheetah print seats

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Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

don't care about black people

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

Reports of rorke nationwide going into violent seizures at the news of James Bond

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

Inb4 they make Daniel Craig a villain

David Hall
David Hall

Through all of AFCON I root for the sub-Saharan teams arabs should be banned from hosting and playing in football tournaments sorry

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Tbqh I can actually imagine a black woman acting manly in ways a white woman couldn't
But I can't imagine a black woman acting refined, charismatic, being witty, or working for an elite establishment intelligence agency like MI6

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

We need to pitch these shit-hot ideas to the studio pronto

John Gomez
John Gomez

youre painfully unfunny doug christ, do you do it intentionally

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

Again, that’s an American stereotype

Keep it brit related

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

black british people speak like american blacks because they're too dumb to create their own culture

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

bond has never been about realistic spycraft

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

agent latisha, we need you undercover in the kremlin to keep an eye on putin

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

Jaquonda Bond has to infiltrate a Tommy Robinson terrorist group to save Britain

oh dear

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

for england james?
no for the culture!

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

Based based based

For me it’s Nigeria

Confirmed for never going outside

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

for england james?
nah for jamaica f a m ya get me blud ting
*sucks teeth*

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

Bond wears a manbag and airmax 95s

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

Americans (inc. African) have no clue on roadspeak

Get a clue rorke

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

Good posts

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

all blacks in england have the exact same accent no matter where they are from and they all use jamaican/african american slang and say nigga a lot

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

Even monkeys fall from trees lad

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

is clue your word of the day

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

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Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

getting into cricket now

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

Theres only one team to root for my dawg

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Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

my name is Free Gibs
I must be dreaming

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

blud ting
Doesn’t make sense, 190

You’re a confirmed spastic

Yes it’s Jamaican/African but Americans don’t speak that, Toronto man do but not yanks

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

doesn't matter
blacks in the uk are heavily influenced by cringey black american culture

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

Ah Bond, my greatest enemy, is that a new weapon I see?
Yeah bruv i brought da big ting

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

Iwobinho will remove kebab

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

female dr who
female wog james bond
mutt married into the royal family
inept moron gets elected president

honestly whats the world coming to

Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson

most james bond films are fucking shit anyway who cares

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Yeah Nigerian nice sub-Saharan former British colony even has a couple English players

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

There's drugs hidden inside of this basketball 007

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

Simply wrong.

Don’t speak on something you know nothing about, patty

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Dr. Shieet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

sorry they couldn't give me a silenced pistol because I have a history of assault with a deadly weapon on my criminal record
I've got this cool tazer instead though

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

Do Americans really do this?

youtube.com/watch?v=It3uCssJj5Y

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Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

Watermelon. Sliced, not whole.

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Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

same to you with knobs on

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Literally /b/ humour

Grow up

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

Ugh

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Coonraker
Oh my GOD

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

here you are 007, it may look like a toothbrush but if you flip it the other way it’s a shank

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Was going to allude to this myself.
Bond fims stopped being relevant after the Cold War. They kept going by the skin of the teeth by the wacky Brosnan era and they got lucky with Casino Royale happening to be the best ever Bond film. Quantum of Solace is a tad undrerated but everything after is just Jason Borne shit

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

bond i’m taking you off the grenfell assignment
but m we haven’t found the money yet!
dammit 007! these orders have come from the prime minister directly you are ordered to stand down

Liam King
Liam King

bet you look like a monkey ya chinky bastard

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

Laughed

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

Discuss.

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Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

AHAHAHAHHA

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

Some of these are pretty good

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

007 meet your new side kick, stormzy

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

She’s playing 007 not James bond but rorkes having a head fit

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

By the way the new Bond happened because they brought in that Fleabag writer who is treated like a God for some reason

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

imagine still posting on /b/

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

You wish you were half as handsome as one

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

Hey I’m not inept
Actually I’m quite ept

William Davis
William Davis

The names Boo, Jigga Boo

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Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

SHES PLAYIN 007 NOT JAMES BOND

spastics

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

whats it like still being 16 mentally

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

007 this may look like a regular box of popcorn chicken but there are small razor blades hidden inside every piece

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

You're late to the party my man

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

James Bond: Golden Grill

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

mentally

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

black moneypenny was fit it should’ve been her

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

One day I will be as mature and cultured as you

Jace Price
Jace Price

sniggering

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

007 villains don't need a pool with sharks to kill her, just a pool will do

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

yeah we get it lad
a black woman isn't going to be called "james bond" is she
she will be shaniqua latiqua bondiqua

Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

James Bond: The spy who gave me AIDS

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

you dont really get satire do you?

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

any goldnigger man in

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

Rorke jumping the gun, again

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

screaming

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Keep the 007 posting lads

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

have you heard of the term “incels”, 007?

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

Hey slash brit slash
Thank you for scotsman existing
Scottish is pretty fucking good aye

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Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

are you seething leftypol because people are making fun of your precious diversity?

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

bond needs to pull that trigger

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

so how does that work?
who the fuck cares about "007" if 007 isn't just the code number of the guy known as James Bond (whether or not James Bond is a code name)?

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

How will she stop Brexit?

William Cox
William Cox

gets a licence to kill
stabbings increase in london 300% within the year

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

This diversity is nothing new.
In case you're forgetful or a child, in For Your Eyes Only, released in 1981, the Bond girl is a trans woman.

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

nah hunger games is pretty shit throughout

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

fucking despise that bint
she's symptomatic of everything wrong

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

No you spastic child

She plays his replacement, as James “retires” in film

She’s basically his assistant but with muh feminism I’m da boss now attitude

The next bond will be a man (Elba)

(They) have just introduce this conflict now to get it out the way and make you lot sound like outdated idiots when the real new blond is actually black

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

She gets the 007 title, making her his successor. Not really an assistant and she'll probably get a cover name like Jenna Bond or something. Maybe Janiqua Bond.

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

Oh, village finn, whole world do it. Famous russian doctor Malakhov called urine 'gold elixir'.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

It’s just a twist for the new film to empower women (meme of the decade)

See

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

have attempted to watch the first one three times fell asleep during all attempts not normally bored that easily either

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

I like Learning about history but don't have enough attention span to read books

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

no need to get so defensive lmao I think its a load of bollocks too but at least put some effort into your jokes mate

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Still screaming at this

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

the spy who friendzoned me
dr no sex
you never fuck once
virginity is forever
two inches is not enough
zeropussy

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

Only in this film though, she isn’t the “next James Bond”

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

doesn't get much better
characters are all flat and awful
plot is too bland

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

i fucking love history

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

seethe on leftymong

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

Mbokooooo

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

Should be watching the cricket world cup with my friends right now, but I've decided they don't show me enough respect so I've decided to watch it on my own in protest instead. Not sure it's my smartest idea desu, feeling quite lonely

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

Real big fan of diversity. Get to eat from all over the world and literally no downside except for nationalistic arseholes being pissed which is good if you're a normal human being

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

n'gubu bond

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

Why history? When will we get to teach children about *herstory*?

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

whatever helps you cope

Noah Price
Noah Price

Love how suddenly everyone cares about James Bond lol

((()))

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

women are cute and nice

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

We're only with you because we're stuck with you since janny wouldn't ban you

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

do you expect me to have sex

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

nobody gives a shit about james bond we're just making fun of the fact that they just basically ruined it forever by being too politically correct

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

2006
people are in uproar about daniel craig being bond becaue he was a blonde 5'10 manlet

2019
bond is now a 5'8 black woman
"this is just the refreshing change the series needed!"

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

According to a Japanese study, 54% of the world's most important inventions were British

John Phillips
John Phillips

8==D ((;))

Matthew White
Matthew White

nice unfalsifiable hypothesis

if they we lose, we lose and if we win we also lose

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

loved layer cake

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 28% (-)
CON: 24% (-1)
BREX: 20% (+1)
LDem: 15% (-1)
GRN: 5% (-)

via @ComRes, 10 - 11 Jul
Chgs. w/ 07 Jul

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

name 1 (one) undeniable benefit of mass 3rd world immigration.

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

Looks to me like a bunch of rorkes in full seethe damage control

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

it all went to shit when they let an irishman play the role

David Anderson
David Anderson

Bond looks like this, and anything else is wrong
Brosnan is what Bond should look like, but his movies were dire because director

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Angel Gray
Angel Gray

Rorke off his rocker

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

ye good film tbf

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

being paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

it's also not an unfalsifiable hypothesis because if Drumpf were actually a right-wing destabiliser he'd be doing things to disrupt the status quo and current trajectory

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

someone to driver ubers in the crack of dawn

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

Love how Katniss was meant to be a role model to young girls but
flip flops between two men
lies to just about everything
is a useless pawn in just about everything that happens

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

goldeneye was good

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

new
desuarchive.org/int/thread/108389310/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/108389310/

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

to who, whom?

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

For me? It's Dalton.

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

The Spy Who Stabbed Me

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Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

Same. Probably how Craig got the Bond role

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

real new
desuarchive.org/int/thread/108389368/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/108389368/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/108389368/

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

spilled bong water everywhere, reeks

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