Culture Pals /cp/

Fuck living at uni I just wanna go home.

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why do you stay at uni? are you an international student? Or interstate?

Yeah a bunch of anons have married their qts

both of the japanese qts i asked said they prefer the clean shaven look

Just interstate, it’s pretty gay

That would suck

No luck in love, komshijo?

other than the finn, who?

What nationality was his qt?

which state man?

For me? Bananas and watermelon. Fuck outta here with oranges and cherries

Do you prefer bananas that are more ripe or more unripe?

Several Brits, a few Americans, a french guy, and a few others but I don’t remember who

had a nightmare in a row for the last whole week. there is always somebody who is trying to kill me.

Hmm, I guess I'd prefer somewhere in the middle
But if I had to choose than more unripe
I had nightmares all the time when I was a teenager, shit sucked

most Asians I talked to prefer the clean shave look as well

In ACT

same man not a fan of ripe bananas.

I heard the ACT is quite shitty and boring.

just be sure to have a profile like interpals.net/hetzalwel
and you have 150% chances to find your other half

I had a dream a few nights ago where I was hanging out with Keanu Reeves and we went to the range and shot guns. Really weird. Also, Halle Berry was there too

Yeah man you heard right

I have dreams of my ex-qt and they feel like nightmares

Why'd you go there then? Better uni?

They could be followers of "the white tigress" teachings, a very old chinese sect, which moved to Taiwan/Japan, but not only.
They believe females can save their young look and even gain immortality of one or another kind by following some sexual practices.
Fragments that I now remember are:
Hairs anywhere besides the top of the head are useless. That's where "white tigress" label comes from - "shaved vagina". No particular instructions for males, but this teaching could be also practiced by males ("the jade dragon").
Oral sex should be the most practiced sexual activity; basically anything else could be done only with "the jade dragon". And in limited amounts, since vaginal penetration isn't very healthy for a state of vagina. Orgasm is reached from oral stimulation due to "focusing" on it, plus the tongue has zillions of nerves.
Sperm on skin is very good, so to cum on face or chest is the most preferable scenario. And few times per month a mixture of sperm and saliva should be applied on the skin around vagina.
Sex should be not only with the jade dragon, but also with approximately 9 "green dragons", males who produce a lot of sperm, but are gentle enough to go away without asking or demanding anything much when their job is done (they also shouldn't know anything about their role in all this, just believe that the girl likes them but has a jealous husband).
As for the jade dragon - it's a male, who also follows all this. He's basically a sponsor and a teacher of "a white tigress", they're together for 3 years, after it they either break up or marry each other. He shouldn't have sex with any other girl during those 3 years, the only exception could be another bisexual white tigress, a friend of his one. And he should always accompany her tigress to dates with "green dragons", either spy from a near room, or listen to her story afterwards. He could lightly touch his "jade rod" whil watching her, but not cum - she'll help him out later.

Yup. Though I’m not sure how worth it it was in the end.

That would be me

Im desperate, I need children

>I need children
interesting statement.

No

lol
a murderer from yesterday night’s nightmare was a stalker of my friend. she ate his eyeballs and chased me holding a knife.

>tfw no Korean stalker gf

Why you have to give me a boner like that

kek wonder if this was a pal

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iktf

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That would be me

I know a 40 year old Romanian woman who wants benis

>40 years old
>infertile or degraded genetic material passed down to my children

No thanks.

girls have it way too easy (copied from my qt's profile)

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you’re welcome randy

Talking about how communism doesn't work with a girl from an ex-USSR country

I saw one girl who had over 600 views a day

...as if FREE MARKET does.

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Who's watching the cricket?

i'm watching you

How should I calll the QTs I'm close with? There's one I call "babe" while she calls me "handsome". Idk if cringe, I'm pretty autistic when it comes to flirting

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Doubtful

>I have to wake up in 4 hours for a 7 hour class

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call them bitch, slut, whore, cunt, hole or a nigger, just choose the one you like

>7 hour class
What the fuck

Redpill me on Georgian girls I'm talking to a couple at the moment

they are boring roasties, like everyone else.

Probably shouldn't have asked an obvious incel

Yeah it's a 2-week intensive course

listen here pal, stay away from our princesses or I'll fucking end ya

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Make love

to me

And war.
youtube.com/watch?v=YigCFSjQZkg

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qt was disappointed that I didn't call her today like I said I would

>read my own profile to see how it looks
>cringe and want to kill myself

Do you guys actually write stuff in your profile description?? I thought only women did that.
I just wrote 'hi, looking to meet cool people around the world :)'

good job doxxing yourself

No one really cares about that lad

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha and he deleted it

Hmm good point though I don't mind too much if people find my acc

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How do you guys deal with your qt when she's on her period and is either a moody offensive cunt or just outright ignores you

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ignore her because only shit tier women use the pms as an excuse to be a cunt

...and it seems like he also changed his profile's description somehow, maybe he knows what's desuarchive.

tell her to get her shit together or fuck off

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>they're actually trying to dox me
bruh moment

It's coming home it's coming home it's coming!

lol you're just a vapid whore

What's this glass shit and where to find it?

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How do you get more people to visit your profile?

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Surely not football

Even better, cricket

Who cares about cricket other than anglos and pajeets

new here
im confused
you guys use this to date/hookup?
surely the chances of it actually happening are super low?
or do you just happen to be travelling to the country/city the girl is staying it?
or do you just let girls use your place for free accomodation, under the guise of getting free sex out of it?
why not just use a normal dating app?

i have yet to experience my qts being anything but pleasant, stop talking to russians

I'm just using it to kill time

transition

mine is already autistic so it's not that big of a change and I'm already used to her trolling me

this app is whatever you want it to be. I most just use it to kill time or talk to people from places I wanna know about the culture nowadays. I already found a gf there