French people be like

French people be like
>Walking is too spicy!

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for what purpose?

fake and gay

>sir this is restricted airspace get out of your hovercraft

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Polish cavalry cant touch us unlike tanks ;)

You can easily reprimand a violent protest thanks to that especially in cities with a lot of buildings

Not fake, tech launched during Bastille day

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that's our new fleeting maneuvers machine. Jealous am*rican?

Frons is so fucking powerful

>his country doesn't have flying soldiers

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I'm not a weapon nerd but isn't that a distinctly American gun?
Where is FAMAS?

I'm not sure but iirc those retards are going to replace it with some German crap

turks always had flying soldiers

>Where is FAMAS?
In the garbage where it belongs.

Seriously though, he is probably trying to get Americans to contract him, so he uses AR.

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FAMAS is oudated, we currently changing the FAMAS for a new assault riffle from Germany.

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Don't notice, just say that this is based and redpilled France is the greatest nation so OP fucks off with his useless shit.

STFU

You guys tried to buy his company but French government stopped it and started funding him

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>HK416
Well at least the French army will be overpowered in videogames now. Those things are always the best AR in every game.

Good desu

Looks like a powerful drone with a hollow plastic statue on it

Faggot, UGUUHUHJ NICE FLYING USELESS TOY THIS IS BEAUTIFELLL
lmao this is propaganda, especially aiming morons like you.

ENLIST AND YOU'LL GET FLYBOARDS YEAHHHH

Literally a murrican mindset.

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Oh also, the Portuguese stepped in first

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NIQUE TA MERE SALOPE DE FILS DE PUTE

is this red alert?

k billel

>Billel loves more France than the average white in Jow Forums

Time is changing I guess

I don't get it.

me neither maybe it's about turkeys being birds

Lol he doesn't

turkroaches

flying

Now we just need it to have enough fuel to reach of the channel, and we can finish what the Normans started.

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who would win

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imagine leaning a bit too much forward, then you're beyond fucked

Turks are referred to as roaches
Roaches can fly

Holy based

*fends off your aerial invasion*

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Probably made in china too.

that's what i had in mind.

Is Jow Forums making fun of us ?

b-be honest.

>This
>Subject to mockery

Wake the fuck up

You can go and see for yourself, but the short answer is [spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

I don't see how they can make fun of that. They must be mad as hell that US army did not show this in first

>They must be mad as hell that US army did not show this in first

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>back to formula?

In miniature version

Fat fucks cant use it

That has already been done during the 70s by a black man.

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I hate french people

this looks so unreal

How easily could this device malfunction?

If arabs train enough on women, they can easily hit a flying soldier

>That bizarre sport from Harry Potter is gonna become a reality
We already have tiny drones that can function as that gold ball.

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based

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preview looks like flying gigachad

dodging peace trucks

Underrated

The best way to surrender is by using the flying soldiers.

France is genious.

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only US military hires fat fucks

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How can he pass the sport tests ? Push up, run etc

You Poles really know a lot about surrender

FUTURE IS NOW

*BANG*

*proceeds to steal the device from the dead body*

Nothing personal frogs.

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holy shit has technology gone so far?

jesus christ fuck
is that an actual guy or a mannequin

Actual guy, inventor of the flyboard

can't truck us in the sky, mooslems btfo

Holy shit that 70's asian aesthetic is cozy

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THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

Holy shit I want one
Although if there's a problem with the machine, you're fucked

I thought he was talking about flying carpets
You know, because they are sandniggers and their oriental/Mohammedan culture is all about flying things (like this horse of Muhammed)

Now you guys can surrender with both your hands and feet up.

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this shit looks so useless. what would you use it for, does anyone know? can't shoot from it, easy target, and too slow (especially on stabilising/landing/takeoff).

looks fun

>In 10 years this shit is going to be the norm
And they say were stagnating technologically.

>going to be the norm
imagine all the kino CCTV liveleaks from china

I'm actually interested to see if that dude's trained in accurately firing his gun from up there. If shit does go down, that gun must be for something.