Brits unironically eat this

>brits unironically eat this

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Why not? If you want to pig out once in a while its a good and tasty option...

Those beans on toast are fucking disgusting. Other than that it looks good.

Isn't that called "English breakfast"? You don't have once-in-a-whiles with breakfast.

>greasy sausages
>burnt turd
>cheap bread
>full egg
>bacon
>diareah

Mushrooms are the only good thing on there.

It's called "puke on a plate" and only dumb retards eat it.

>The breakfast of your country is better than the whole lunch and dinner combined.

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Teach me your ways Frenchman.

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Wouldn't all that stuff on the bread make it soggy?

yes, the toast should be on a separate plate

>>burnt turd
That's called a blood pudding, you absolute soyboy.

I'd fucking destroy that, looks amazing.

It’s actually the only okay thing they’ve got on their whole menu. Imagine eating EEL JELLY it’s even worse than our BROTH JELLY

Shite looking fry up tbqh
It used be common among workmen who needed the calories, it's usually a Saturday or Sunday breakfast among the working class now

I cooked it myself one morning, what do you think?

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And that's based.

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Good job, hope you enjoyed it!

English brekkie is the fuel of champions. There is literally nothing Nigel can't do after he's had an all day breakfast.

Awful egg. Where is the tomato? That bread isn't toasted. I bet you didn't even salt+pepper+cayenne you absolute mong

Blood sausage?

British breakfast is based as fuck.

The bread is toasted actually, it's just not burnt. No tomatoes nor disgusting black pudding.
And of course it was seasoned...
It's true the egg could have been better tho.

Thanks lad, I did enjoy it.

If you remove the toasts that would make an okay lunch, maybe some salad on the side.
Way too heavy for a breakfast though.

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>salad for breakfast

luv' me breakfast
simple as

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Whats a matter gimpoid? Can't handle it little weakling

omit the toast and it wil be more balance-healthy

He could only handle it if it was 90% soy

How do Brits survive on just one good meal a day?

Disgusting food of the disgusting nation.

Its a weekend thing

At lunch they have soggy fish deep fried in dirty oil with french fries soaked in vinegar and in the evening they usually drink beer until they pass out, so it's more than enough.

Looking good, except for the black thing.

Fuck off we're full

Ah yes the culinary powerhouse of Poland

I do eat English breakfast sometimes just cause I crave it. It isn't healthy but it's so good. It might be a king of all breakfasts I believe. Pancakes with maple syrup are not bad at all but they are just not as good for soul. As a Canadian, Op should have less stick in his ass and more understanding for the coulture of the crown.

It's based.

We have a very fine cuisine. Don't judge the whole culture on one idiot with a stupid comment.

Remove the toast and baked beans. Make sure everything else is fried in animal fat. Then this breakfast is as based as it gets.

>>full egg

You sound like a legit cock smoking faggot

British people eat such unhealthy shit, it's amazing the NHS is free

>disgusting black pudding
If black pudding is anything like morcilla it's tasty, even though it's source might be kinda gross.

>oi mate why did oi get a heaort attack! they should tax sugar

Besides the charcoal cookie it doesn't look half bad

I know, we've been eating irish pussy for centuries

Never got this meme, english breakfast is delicious.

Nothing comes close to a full english breakfast on a lazy Sunday morning after a long lie in and to cure a mild hangover.
Genuinely pity people who have never experienced this.

Mushrooms are disgusting

This but Mexicans

That is a full day’s meal.

i...
i need coffee
fort charity, fort chope, fort something
i want to fuck him so much

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>>full egg
what did he mean by this?

Egg whites superior.

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>Mushrooms are disgusting

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About the only thing better than Greggs

looks good but i feel like if i ate that i wouldn't be full at all, 2x of everything on that plate and we might be good

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Its the perfect breakfast for the everyday working british man.
Lots of protein and extra calories they will need for toiling at away the factories all day for the Queen.

Meme aside, English breakfast would be great if it weren't for those nasty beans.

Looks good, with a big cup of cofffee yum

A place in DC does a full brekkie. After years of wanting to try it I got it, it was shit

Thanks bro

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So what? It's delicious!

What a fucking faggot

Men of fine taste from all around the globe

or Morcilla for the literate men

I honestly think that German breakfast the most balanced.
French and Italians eat fuck all, brits and mutts eat too much fat stuff.
Just a salami sandwich with coffee is good enuff imo.