>made it through crypto
>still pathethic loser virgin
>finally manage to convince girl to come to my place to watch some movies
>she goes to the bathroom
>decide to smell her shoes
>she catches me right in the act
>I try to play it off and pretend I dropped something, but it is too obvious
>calls me a creep and leaves
>all the adrenalin made me forget the scent so I don't even have anything to fap to
How do I redeem myself?
>decides to smell her shoes
nothing wrong with you, OP
The adrenaline is worth it OP
Too bad you got caught
Don't stress it, user. She is the weird one for leaving.
Well that was probably the closest I will ever get to a woman so what's wrong doing it?
you must fail about 10 more times to get results. It's the only way besides prostitution.
Include me in the Reddit screencap
>getting caught wasn't part of your plan
that's where you went wrong, faggot
>>decide to smell her shoes
Jow Forums citizen status: confrimmed
No matter how many incel stories I read I can never believe how pathetic you guys are
Thank you OP. I needed a hearty LOL before going to bed.
How do I convince 10 more girls to come to my place?
you need to find a more autistic girl I'm afraid
You should have told her there was something that smelled good and you thought it was her feet then winked and undressed
Pay a photographer to make good pictures of you and then make a funny tinder profile.
Literally the easiest way.
She probably went home to fingerbang herself to the thought of giving you blue balls
>mrfeelsmanpretendingtocry.jpg
>made it
>not spending every day in south east asia fucking 8/10 cheap hookers
nice larp fag
Please describe how you normally fap to the memory of a scent. I've done it to memories, just never the smell of them.
>"Sorry I was checking your shoe for dogshit. Do you smell dogshit?"
It's all about maintaining frame. If you had played it off in a funny way, as suggested by several posts itt, she would have gotten wet and jumped on your cock. Instead you had to be a nervous beta faggot and creep her out. Kys you fucking autist
I know it hurts OP, it hurts real bad
But you have to do this again, and again
(Maybe without the shoe smelling)
Until you have enough practice under your belt to know what to do
How does it help me?
They will run away as soon as they see me in real life
Did it work for you?
I try to relive the moment as close as possible while having my eyes closed and then start inhaling
SHIT, FUCK, I COULD'VE SAID THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by that point he will be burned in his area
Sounds pretty based to me
I would've done the same
If this is not a elaborate LARP...
then I'm gonna suggest, next time you do something non sexual with a girl.
If you gonna play some games or just hang out, at some point you can tell her every lewd thing, she gonna let you smell her shoes stuffed up her vag.
Because.. you know... people just like to hang out with whom they trust. Not worrying about what he/her will do next.
That makes absolutely no sense
>next time shukake
YOU are the one doing lewd things the instant some stranger lady sets foot into your home!
ALL I AM SAYING:
Can you please stop thinking about sniffing, hardbanging, kissing, or any sexual deviant shit?
Just once?
Or twice?
Can't you wait until she feels comfortable enough just being around you?
No, you just need to fuck her shoes without her consent.
Pro tip: Make a female friend you are not sexually attracted to.
Swear to god, she gonna be your gate to heaven. Not my style, but I know for 100% it will help you.
you need to give your life to christ and find a nice godly woman instead of a fucking roastie
WHAT the FUCK
a godly woman wouldnt be in your house so easily anyways
Why would I want a roastie as a friend?
They are all boring and uninteresting and don't have a single good quality as a friend
Also you are pretending like it was my plan to get caught
A roastie is an older women looking for dick, because she had too many dicks already.
That's not the type of women you are looking for.
You should look for women who share your hobbies, kinda. But are not that attractive to you personally. Even if your hobbies are just hanging out.
You are looking for the "pal" personality you can't imagine fucking.
The women who are normally completely invisible to you.
- If you go out, other women will look at you completely different.
- She has female friends, and just because you are her friend, you are instantly trustworthy
- You learn a lot about women while hanging out with a "pal"
- You can tell her about your deviances without her fearing being the target
And most of the time, she will automatically guide you to women who are attracted to your deviances.
Just start with a non-sexual relationship, and your mind will explode, user!
There are literally 0 women who are interested in crypto or the vidya that I play
And even the few that are barely know anything or don't have a deep passion, just plain uninteresting
Tame your foot fetish next time, user. If you're lucky enough to get another girl interested in you.
Thanks OP, almost laughed out loud.
the girl I had over was barely interested anyways
while we were watching she was on the phone a lot and then complained when I paused to take a screenshot, even though she wasn't even looking at that exact moment
Just invest in a business specializing in time travel technology.
>go back to any time with the information you have now
>problemsolved.mp4
Don't talk about crypto. It's not a hobby. It's bullshit or work (in case you are a dev).
Your mentality is backwards too.
Why are you waiting for others to be interested in you, when you can spend your time being interested in HER hobbies and life?
Maybe you gonna find something you like.
And everybody plays games. What are you talking about? Literally everybody.
Maybe you should find something else to do to free up your mind.
Pro tip if you are autistic (I don't know, but maybe?? Don't be offended):
Shut the hell up once in a while. Just be quiet for 5 minutes. The mind needs to relax too.
Let others talk to themselves once in a while. It doesn't hurt to say nothing, even in company.
And if you are not interested in the life of your dialogue partner, then shut the fuck up about your thoughts and life. It only goes both ways.
Good luck, you gonna make it.
Forget the sex and perversion, then it will come to you faster then you think :)
t. face when seeing multitasking for the first time
Holy fucking kek
Youth gonna be Youth - always
Trump gonna be Trump - always
You can't push a life long failure into success.
We are measuring in business success here.
I never thought I would find honest to fuck good advice for guys who are inexperienced with sex/relationships on Jow Forums of all places.
OP you are probably larping but on the off chance you aren't listen to this guy this is legit good advice.
Cuck detected
Fuck that OP go in for the kiss five minutes in at your place next time. You'll probably have too much of a beta vibe tho
It's rare I laugh at my screen, congrats. Topkek