Be me

>Be me
>Say I'll hide illegals from ICE
>Get the contacts of illegal enablers
>Get over 30 people hiding out at my place
>Contacted ICE about my plan before hand so they know
>They all get deported with ICE making it look like I got arrested too
>Illegal enablers give me bail money
>I was never arrested and share a laugh with ICE enforcers as I spend the illegal enabler's money buying ICE a round of beers after they get off duty

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>snitching people out for misdemeanors
Kill yourself.

prove it

significantly based

hahaha

Absolutely based
t. wetback

Based patriot.

ICE unfortunately isnt big enough to act on many (read: most) anonymous tips

Helps that I've been coordinating a fairly large group of people that submits fake tips constantly.

>illegal enablers
Who are they? Just random citizens?