Have sex

>have sex

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u first

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I feel like she has already showed me her dick so I must answer her

Who is that?

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>Women have life on easy mo-

So that's how you get a gf, huh?

Now THAT'S what I call picking up women!!! LOL

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easy mode in first world countries
completely shitty in other countries

Oh god I would do everything to bash her beautiful head in with a sledgehammer and rape her corpse afterwards

it's a trap, right?

I had for like a decade.

A Chad.

It’s an actress, Kiernan Shipka. She’s Jewish tho.

Ew

>actress

fuck that

wtf is this shit

story?

chad chadicus

Ella Hollywood

This is how an alpha male picks up women. It’s self-evident, isn’t it.

>so hows life
>oh you being abducted?
>sucks

>Have sex.
>NOOOOOO NOT WITH ME!! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!! NNOOOO AT LEAST USE LUBE

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I literally kek’d irl. Some morons here will be unironically like that.

No I will not "have sex". A woman's vagina is one of the most filthy places on planet Earth and I will not degrade myself by engaging in such sordid acts for pleasure. As a man I am above the rutting beasts of the wild and will cultivate my mind, body and soul. I shall only have sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation while in a committed marriage.

I thought she was her

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Haha he's good at picking up women

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this.

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Hot.

That's how great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa used to do it.

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>she was her

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she got sex and attention for free

did she die?

I've seen this several times and I still can't understand how or why it happened.

shes moving at the end there, so maybe?

that was an extremely casual death.

la creatura...

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Fake and gay.

>Have sex... with me, Soyjak. I wish to relieve you of your inceldom.

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based Chad always gets what he wants

>this is pretty and cute to wh*Toids

>have sex
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Why are you gay?

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It is over.

I guess "she" looks okay here.

I prefer men

5’9

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why didn't she just jump on top of the car?

stop shitting up /lgbt/

But I am gay too.

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That's kinds impressive in how retarded and disgusting it is.
Still would.

>missing all the qtes

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The vigin conversationalist vs the chad Mr. Steal Your Girl

Gotta get some other stuff out of the way first.

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You first bitch.

Mmmmmmm.

Oh ffs I got a kid I never planned to have.

is that jake paul?

The image makes me wish it was winter again.

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Yes.

Ok, open up!

I got an std

>I will never haev a gf like this
how do I cope with this fact

>it's the FBI and you are under arrest for being a slut

You can cope through the knowledge you are a steppe god.

too bad whites have guns know I cant just steal her

q

I'm already annoyed just thinking about having that signature perpetually in my view.

She is beautiful, link her insta

What the fuck? They're evolving.

dogs do that here in Santiago, also they take bus rides