/brit/

I might get fucking wasted rn

god she's so fucking fit

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Never been to the gym. Have literally no idea how it works.

Been holding in a poo all day and my farts have been atrocious

any jock man in? do you think independence is genuinely gonna fuck your country or nah?

teachtoil or mature student toil ?

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nobody cares about your miserable excuse for a pair of eyes

daydreaming about having children and being a dad someday again
uggghhh but don't really want to find a wife, just want kids

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Some women seem to think they have been held hostage by men all throughout history, but that is literally impossible when when women hold the most majestic and manipulative pieces of flesh right on their chest.

We will never know how many key decisions were made in history were decided upon solely because the man making the decision had a massive pair of tits in his face telling what to do

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ITS
ITS
ITS
ITS
COME HOME
AGAIN
AGAIN
AGAIN

what are some british beers i should try if possible

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England may have won, but leftypol views these things through a different lens.

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i hate fat people

the way I look at it? you just gave me a (you). thank you

There are also immigrants in the Brexit Party, typical lefty mong

>Cricket

Christ alive. Like watching paint dry. Baseball is the superior bat and ball game.

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IMMORTALITY

leftypol on the ropes

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post has got me thinking
how many important documents have been signed throughout history while the signee’s oggling a most wondrous pair of chebs

big tits were seen as a negative until recently

When will cyborg tech be ready lads?

Just wanna be raiden

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the ol gf says lets have dinner together then i buy her dinner and say come round to mine and well cook it and she says shes too exhausted to come round episode

>intersectional natures of the mulplicity
what

Retarded immigrants with citizenship sure

no deal brexit will be worse

pea brained rorke you don't understand simple power structures that this random twitter user arbitrarily created?
heh

They got fooled by business tycoons into joining the workforce to lower the value of labor. Women already had complete control over men through their sexuality.

you asked for rorke?

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yank using /brit/ lingo in a desperate attempt to fit in

>why yes I am a citizen of the commonwealth how did you know

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I've always said. If you go to bed when the sun is still up you're a cuck.

Women are beneath me

eating galaxy minstrels
eating a lot of galaxy minstrels
in fact I might even go so far as to say I am eating a galaxy of galaxy minstrels
though that might be somewhat of an exaggeration

bit early???

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>getting cucked by the absence of light

dont dare make such a post without evidence, its well documented that Henry VIII loved a massive pair of knockers

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saffer posted his barren spotty arse the other day btw lads

every Irish poster in /brit/ is a friend of mine

fake, eyes aren't slanty.

t. 8 year old

No more chebs please. Doing nofap from today until I see the gf next Saturday.

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Why does she have big tits in her vlogs but mediocre in her porn vids?

so indyref2 is inevitable?

newspeak

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Foy

>Polish taxpayer gave me a scholarship and paid for my BSc back in Poland in full
>EU taxpayer gave me a scholarship and paid for for my MSc in the UK in full
>PhD in the UK funded in full via EU research grant
>got British citizenship in April 2016
>mfw voted Leave two months later

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reckon I wouldn't even have needed the other 299, would've just smashed the Persian army myself, just fight my way to Xerxes and twat him senseless simple as

what about jap ones

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racist

Women in clothes look better

>21:24

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rugby

LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOO

larger breasts are only seen as attractive in some cultures, even today

got a 7/10 gf but she makes me so happy lads

snooker

love czech casting

22:26 here, hows the past lads

the GOAT snooker player is scottish

fuck off home brown nose

>Some women seem to think they have been held hostage by men all throughout history

Women seem to ignore or not understand that life through history was fuckkng rough and a man and woman had to work together to survive past 25

makes me feel like shit when I'm reminded that this is what real women actually look like naked and life isnt anything like porn

is there a word for always watching/listening to someone's show or podcast despite not necessarily liking them and their opinions?

>inb4 hatewatching
not talking about 'hating' them or just watching to troll/downvote, but in a more neutral way?

how's this
twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/1150408570929917957

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what a fucking stupid thing to ponder shut up

feel like the standard reply against virgins 'have sex' could be adapted for replying to normie millennial couples who watch too much netflix and still play ps4 in their 30s to 'have kids'

i think she's incredibly attractive minus the awful hair

have sex

they're both quite romantic sports. not a big fan of either but I like the folklore that surrounds them.

hehe yeah

have kids

haha gotem

shut up saffa this doesnt involve you

look here look listen

Looking for investors to set up the London podshare.

youtube.com/watch?v=H_ILu-R-Nz8

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That's the way to do it

thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/tv/4325376/new-bbc-documentary-explores-the-bizarre-world-of-an-irish-incel-who-admires-us-mass-murderer-elliot-rodger/

Just James getting JUSTed once again

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already longing for friday lads :(

When I lay on my side my stomach looks like that one Dali painting with the clocks
haha

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Haha the chinks are based as fuck putting muzzies in camps
We need to do this

that's for John Lennon you fooking yankee yesterday

Reads like some kind of Jow Forums satire copypasta