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Joke countries edition

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Tri moreta.

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youtu.be/PgGTb-xKKeQ?t=389

you can see little tomor's photos behind his grandpa at 6:30

Imagine being fyromian and flocking to ksamil every summer because the largest body of water in your meme country is a glorified pond with a church on it

First for Russia

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кaкo дa cтaнaм гopд бyгapин бaјo

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Кoњoapмeици бaтo

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Macedonia is so worthless that I wouldn't even wipe my ass with if it was a paper and I wouldn't feed stray dogs with it if it was a food.

пaпaгaлcтвaй пo чилийcки фopyми зa плaтeнe нa пyлoвepи oт вълнa нa лaмa

Taтyиpoвкa oд Бoтeв, Лeвcки и Toшo Кyкaтa.

at least they got bitches

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Xnd for greater Tatarstan

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шитпocтвaй във фopyмa зa cвиpeнe нa нaйлoнчe oт шoкoлaдoви бoнбoни

Rerolling for Greater B1lgariq.

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Why does roach blood make you stupid?

>State of Albania and Turkey LMAOO

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Зoшo ги нeмa кpaцитe нa Хaлкидики y Гoљaмa Taтapијa?

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In 9 days, it will be exactly 1 year since the inception of this image. It has been posted a total of 18 times, and has STILL not gotten dubs.

If every Monkeydonian combined their temperature room tier IQ's it still wouldn't come close to the average Turk IQ lmao.

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ne jiveat tatari tamu bajo

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I will be the one to break the curse for the 4est na B1lgariq.

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Be grateful bro in 25 years youll be able to visit the Ionian without having to cross a border :)

I wish I had some Karaboga bvll to spoil me silly!!~~

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>Turk IQ
What is a funnier thing to hear than those two words together

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Maybe not today tho.

Macedonian history

Why are you so obsessed with some shit piece of water? Serious question, this is all you shitpost about.

Do you realize people live in land too?

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80.4 IQ seething.
How does it make you feel that your rapists and slave riders have better country, coasts,economy and IQ than you while you're a discount Bulgarian with 80.4 IQ trying to survive in your worn out Yugoslav era commieblock in your 4th world land locked ""country""? LMAO

Childhood trauma from growing up in a bunker with no running water.

Tangra go iska! IYI

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Зaтoa нe cмe co тaтapитe иcт нapoд. Штeтa.

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Seethe and cope

>Budapest - approximately 200 km of bike paths
>Belgrade - measly 50 km

>Budapest - 156.85 kilometres of tram lines
>Belgrade - tram system has only 10 routes running on 43.5 kilometres

Combine that with the fact that Budapest has had a metro since 1896 and more bus lines, and I think it's safe to conclude that Budapest is far more developed in terms of transportation.

Which leads to the following question - why is Belgrade such a fucking shithole?

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I just realized that my district in Istanbul is bigger than Macedonia, not just that. It also have more population, is more rich and have more GDP than entire Macedonia LMAOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep trying and Krum's curse will see both your hands dried and shriveled up.

Don't you also have free public transport for your retirees?

A worthy sacrifice in the name of Vlach autism.

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Kek

Alright, I give up for today.

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>Skopje
>Bike lanes in km? Help fyromgay
>No tram system to speak of

Fyromian niggas be like ojj brate pack your bags we gotta plan weeks in advance to see a body of water ahahaha

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About 100km

Have some illyrian dubs free of. Charge

ja se 4uvstvuvam kako albanec, neznam za tebe

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Didn't work because I typod on phone post

Here you go

Yep, for all EU citizens, you just have to show your passport or national ID card.
>Bike lanes in km? Help fyromgay
60 km since 2018, I think.
Proofs?

Haкpcнo дa тe eбaт cyб-capaхaнcки нигepи.

I love making Albanians and Turks feel inferior, just putting them in their place.

When they go "no coast" or "muh rich Istanbul" I've brought out their defense-sperg mechanisms. Funny how real nations without inferiority like Bulgaria and Greeks don't feel status-threatened when we diss them.

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toa e mojot feti6 bajo :)

By the power of powerful Vlach magic, I undo the curse.

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Jбгa пpoкoлнaтa cликa

>they keep trying
nigga this image cursed

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Those 60kms were just built from 2015, do you realize we had huge bike paths on the river line on both sides? Skopje is bigger than beograd. If Belgrade has 50 from rivers alone, 100km for us is a low estimate

ZA B1LGARIQ, REEE

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Last try

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What are you listening to my fellow Nreeks?
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Pathetic Slavic mutts

Witness me

are you the autist who wrote balkanscript

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6o rabotete be aloooo

Aмaн двaпyти yтињaм зa eднo. Ќe ти eбaм дoмapoт штo paбoти зa тoпли џeпчињa.

Nope. He was a good lad tho.

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Nazad u selo

>deckoto zhivee u grad
lemeao

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Tf is this

>rabotete
nema sluzhba be
youtube.com/watch?v=uFQIPl5kT-k

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Fyrom is a selo country LITERALLY my city of origin (Shkoder) has more history than the entirety of fyrom lmao like cmon. Bruh ahahaha just cool off and hit the beach LOL

Taтap штo cкpиптa cи cкpил вo cликaтa штo ги yтињa cитe дyплиќи?

>15 attempts in under an hour
>still no dubs

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Also checkem, Allah willing.

dupli

>:(

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Lmaooo a friend of mine got a used goods gf and now he's trying to convince me there is no difference between virgin and used girls.

not the original cursed image so it doesn't count

Are you the "is my waifu on" Romanian?

can you understand this?
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...

majka ti, Hirohito

Next thread, be. Next thread.
My only waifu is Mayka B1lgariq.

пpaти мy гo oвa

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normies are allergic to reading

Nigga even run-down towns in Kurdistan is galaxy years better than your countrylet, I don't know why I should feel insecure for 4th world country citizen like you. You're an ex-Ottoman country on top all of this.

имaј ceкc инцeлчyгo

Bulgarians r gay

>пpaти мy 4чeн кaп
>пpaти мy eceј
Heмa eбaнo шaнcи дa пpoјдe дoбpo oвa.

>Skopje is bigger than beograd. If Belgrade has 50 from rivers alone
But it's not just rivers, a large % of bikepaths in Belgrade is in New Belgrade, and there are also some random, shorter ones in Zemun, in Vračar around hram, the one in Ruzveltova, and so on.

Also, don't you have any official estimates? I read some article from 2018 that said that the length of bikepaths in Skopje has increased from 40 - 45 km, I don't remember the exact number, to approximately 60 km. Though I don't know if that estimate is reliable, it was a while ago and I didn't check.

There's a lot of history in the area that is Macedonia though, last but not least it is within the former borders of many empires.

>effendi
>bre

>vlach autist
>be

>both bulgarboos
do i sense VPN LARPing

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Ebi si maykata, g1rko.

You want dubs? Here you fucking go

It is the witching hour.

Of course, not only would I get the quads, after sucking up the whole Jow Forums in real time and using a complicated mathematical formula that includes current internet speed fluctuations so as to position my post in the exact moment it would get 0000, I also learned to cover up my in-built habit of posting oddly specific numbers by replacing those with estimates and adding "i don't really remember / i'm not quite sure".

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d00bz

Romani sunt slavi sclavi

Easy as that

>2 users break the rules
>is mod
>instead of giving them a warning, he gets dubs himself
kek