Culture Pals /cp/

Send dick pics edition

Welcome to ruins of Culture Pals. Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(Eww!) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

old:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/QBBRgvXXPFg
youtu.be/BRQDujhvvZA
interpals.net/app/photo?pid=12060028&uid=1321512738&aid=1584866
pastebin.com/dNqiEAn
youtube.com/watch?v=PhjPGGSuuNM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Did the last thread get jannied?

no, it got archieved because interpals is dead

A humble re-post of an old question:
What's this? Could anybody enlighten me?

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show me your pics
I hope I'll find at least one of you more uglier than me

>qt is nagging me for being a NEET
it's nice that she cares but i'm talking to her so i can forget about how shitty my life is for a few minutes

if you mean the "cock" cap it's a meme that originated from the anime K-On when Ritsu wore a cap that said "Rock" but it got photoshopped to "cock" and spread around

Benis!

On 19th of july 2017 (maybe the date is not exactly this, but approximately - either that day or few days before) my dick got 7/10-8/10 marks on some thread here, so I guess I won't help you.

Well, thanks, but I was asking about some 3D-guy on that post. He's got this cap. But after your explanation I think it could be shopped.

qt arrives in 13 days

Nice
How long is she staying there?

that would be me

2 weeks

it's so cute when visitors from Asia come here for the first time and they have no idea what Gypsies are and when I explain them about it and inform that every European country has some, they look so shocked

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Still no gf.

I’ll glad we don’t have gypsies

You do though, there are communities of Irish travellers that moved over there.

If only you knew.
youtu.be/QBBRgvXXPFg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I am transgender woman.
>I think real name of that site is - pervertpals...
>I agree with your words that nature makes mistakes and you're born a boy but you're finding that you're a girl inside.

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They annoy me

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is she preggers or just a fat fuck?

pregnant

is it better to have a selfie as your main picture or a full body picture?

full body (not mirror picture)

Larissa is such a fucking cunt

Hahaha she called him a fat pig

Is she staying in a hotel?

We will be traveling the first week she’s here. The second week she will be staying at my house

>paying for hotels in 2019

>staying in a hostel with 15 random people who make noises all night long and turns the lights on at 2am

AHEM.....
youtu.be/BRQDujhvvZA

>staying in hotels or hostels in 2019

KILL IT

put your head on my shouuuuuuuuullllderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>The second week she will be staying at my house
Very based. Are you macchi?
But since you haven't mentioned butt stuff i guess you arent.

Or airbnb. :D
Tfw airbnb is cheap in most countries but i can't afford plane tickets

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

Nice

Mr Sandman, bring me a dream.
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.

Yes

Oh.
Have fun and enjoy your travel :)

Thanks fren

>lost one of the best qts I could have ever had because I sperged out about having to message her first
>deleted everything in a fit of rage
>now I'm reminded that most people fucking suck to talk to

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where am I supposed to stay?

What country was she from

Paraguay
>tfw you already dreamed of throwing away your genetics into the mixed hell pit of Paraguay

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in the bushes in the middle of a forest or park

im not that youtube guy that gets posted here occasionally

vagrant holiday guy is based af.
memes aside yes, stay in someone's house whenever possible, yours or your qt's unless you are both traveling

are salaries there that low?

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see lads? it's not that difficult

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tfw you have 5 followers on your instagram and they're all from IP
feels good man

>tfw your qt doesn't have social media

that sounds based to me. social media is mostly trash, normie memes and facebook politics anyway
my gf updates her fb like once every month just like me and that's it

>are salaries there that low?
salaries are low but my job is kind of flexible.
If i am not so shit at it, i could probably afford stuff.

that's a lot of words to say "yes they are"

I like blog posts

write me a blog post about the sex industry in the Philippines

>are salaries there that low?
>"yes they are"

fuck israelis, they never reply

thats not a blogpost, I need details

interpals.net/app/photo?pid=12060028&uid=1321512738&aid=1584866

enjoy being from brazil, at least it's exotic country.
literealy even africans never reply to east eu... fuck this shit, we aren't europeans whatever west, central or east, we're slavs.

i will just give you reminders if you ever want to visit the place for sex tourism.
never carry a lot of cash
never look like you have money
but if you're not scared of getting stabbed somewhere
have a good time.

Apparently being Brazilian is not working. On the other hand, the other day I saw a qt slavboo Israeli girl

I lost mine due to sperging out and arguing too. We were close to meeting as well. How long did you talk to yours for?

Guys guys guys....

What's going on, Portufren?

Tfw no gf

iktf

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Here's an official guide for fellow Europeans on how to get married to the right girl.

Countries to look for:Eastern Europe, France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey and other Arab Mediterranean countries.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially Latin America, even though the women make the dong hard big time. Especially avoid Asians, Americans and germanic speaking people (Germany is somewhat of an exception).

Script lightly, always start the conversations (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring bitches with your questions, if she can't come up with anything she is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq.

Have somewhat of a weird personality, ask weird questions and talk about surreal stuff, she needs to connect with you. Make her do an iq test within 3-4 weeks of talking with her outside IP, anything less than 120 is unacceptable, also don't get anyone smarter than you or you're in for a fucking ride of your life when you eventually argue about bullshit in your married life and she can hold up against you mentally.

Do not ask for nudes (at least in the first month or so), if she sends you them on her own etc she is a thot and will trade your love and support for some local tinder dick, not worth it.

Also don't be a cuck and send her any money, if she can't afford flights to you, she is will eventually only be a burden to you in the future too.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with self entitled, dumb bitches who think they deserve the world just because they exist, do not fall for this. Have patience and resilience in your systematic search. Talk to as many girls at once as you can, they do the same in most cases, just have your focus on the most promising one at a time.


>Put this guide to the OP:
pastebin.com/dNqiEAn

Based Finfren waking early to post his pasta.

Gotta do my god sent duty brother

Finn pal fighting the good fight lol.
best pasta

you married a russian right?

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No luck, Koreafren?

Ukrainian

How well does she speak Finnish nowadays?

Like an average European immigrant who has lived here 10 years or so.

Do a flip

it's so fucking hard to find girls who are decent to talk to on here. Damn. I'm getting sick of looking through their shitty profiles and messaging them only to get ignored or get shitty replies.

Finno-ugric languages sound nice desu, but they're some of the hardest to learn.

Have a nice Estonian song, fren:
youtube.com/watch?v=PhjPGGSuuNM

And HAAKA PAALE POHJAN POJKA! Or however that's written, heh.

A month and a half. She was so serious about me visiting that she even looked up Paraguayan restaurants in the states so I'd have an idea of the food her family would cook for me

what do you sperg out over? lmao

im balding and have no fashion sense at all, is that good enough? what cities in the philippines are the best for that?

I struck up a conversation with an English girl earlier, seems like a nice girl so far

/trv/ is probably a better place to ask about sexpatting

for me it was 3 months, and in a few weeks it'll have been 4. Wish I could turn back time and not have had that argument with her. Now she's totally over me and there's no chance with her at all. What can we do but learn from our mistakes and move on man, no point dwelling on the past now.


Thought she was ghosting me because she ignored my message for almost a day, called her out for it. She said she was with her friends, thought she was lying so raged at her. Turns out she wasn't lying, She told me a few days later she lost her feelings for me. That was 2 weeks ago now.

why so emo recently koreanon?

>Thought she was ghosting me because she ignored my message for almost a day, called her out for it.
m8...

in my defense, I

RKO yourselves

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in my defence, she had been online on interpals like 4 hours after I sent that message so I had assumed she was intentionally ignored me. In hindsight, it was fucking stupid of me. I regret it a lot, but there's nothing I can do now.

I've talked quite a bit for the past few days with a qt (during the day and also before we both go to bed), but I feel like I'm just deluding myself into thinking I have some chance.

Even if we continue this shit and go from chatting -> voice call -> video call -> meeting, seems like the prospects of a relationship proper are thin af. I know I wouldn't move to another country without knowing the language and having some plausible job prospects, so why would she for someone with nothing to his name?

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sometimes people need space or a break from online interaction, next time leave them alone for a bit and only get worried if they don't message you for like a week

Literally over texting first. I absolutely hate not getting a reply from someone and then have to say hello the next day. Reminds me of when I was a 13 year old and texting girls who would never talk to me unless I spoke to them. I made a rule with myself that if I don't even get a hi back it's not worth my time

I'll try one last time in a few weeks saying my phone broke and I didn't back it up. I'll just apologize and after that move on if I can't win her back

Thanks friend, this will cheer my day

watching too many emotional animal videos