>WHY ARE YOU GUYS PACKING UP?! THERE’S STILL 10.2 SECONDS LEFT OF CLASS!
WHY ARE YOU GUYS PACKING UP?! THERE’S STILL 10.2 SECONDS LEFT OF CLASS!
Daniel Miller
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Gabriel Miller
I'm the beta that waits until the teacher is absolutely done to start packing up.
Jaxon Hughes
The bell is for the teacher
Isaiah Kelly
>everyone packs up
>the teacher stops everyone and takes a 5 minutes speech to tell us why this is wrong
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Robert Campbell
I wait until the qt that i'm in love with start packing her stuff, so we meet at the door when leaving(and that's the closest i've got to knowing her).
Landon Perry
>OKAY, EVERYONE! For homework tonight there are 50 short-answer questions, all with multiple parts!!
Noah Baker
I remember class being over in 1st grade, but teacher still holding us up until the end of the hour and told us to fold our hands
my seatmate didnt even put his stuff in his bag, he just rearranged them better and he got hit by a wooden stick in his hand by whorejabi 100 yr o teacher
Sebastian Moore
>teacher! don't forget that our homework is due today!
Levi Cook
>alright class! everything i didn't teach today because the times up and i don't know how to organize what i'm going to teach is going to be HOMEWORK!
Lincoln Wood
>I DONT KNOW, CAN YOU?
Cameron Lewis
>You 'forgot' your homework huh? You are skating on thin ice buddy
Mason Morgan
I’m a teacher. AMA
Jace Morales
>GIGACHAD, YOU STOP DIGITALLY STIMULATING YOUR CLASSMATE, RIGHT NOW!
Tyler Turner
Do female students flirt with you?
Brody Williams
Are u in p*ro?
Dominic Gomez
How does the song "Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police make you feel?
youtube.com
Lincoln Collins
How much do you hate yourself?
Hunter Moore
>The teacher is 15 minutes late, we are now allowed to leave.
Jeremiah Bailey
>if the teacher is more than 15 minutes late to class, it's cancelled
Anthony Russell
based. i have done this.
Grayson Miller
>alright class for this lesson we'll be watching a movie, and by we I mean you because I'm going to go fuck the hot art teacher in the meantime. enjoy the film
Logan Morales
>Hey! Get off Grindr, put that phone away and pay attention
Austin Long
>professor flipping their shit because I'm fucking around on Jow Forums on my laptop/phone 90% of classes when not doing homework for other classes
>in said classes I already am in the top 10-15% of grades anyway
I'M OBVIOUSLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT, GO FUCKING BITCH AT THAT ONE THOT WHO EATS DRY CEREAL EXTREMELY FUCKING LOUDLY EVERY CLASS WHILE EVERYONE GIVES HER DIRTY LOOKS BUT NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING. THAT'S BEING DISTRACTING, NOT WHAT I'M DOING
Back corners next to outlets are top tier comfy by the way, even more if there's a window with a shelf
John Cox
>don't pay attention and fuck off
>WAAAAAH WHY IS THE PROFESSOR MAD AT ME
Jackson Bennett
Not my fault the professor does nothing besides ramble about anecdotes and terminology for bullshit even they don't remember. I actually pay attention if it's something worth learning
Nicholas Rivera
>Be in high school English, last class of the day
>Using laptops
>Few minutes before bell rings, everyone puts them back in the cart
>Substitute teacher asks for two volunteers to take them to the library
>Nobody volunteers
>She keeps asking but none of us want to do it
>I can't because my bus leaves a few minutes after the bell
>Bell rings but teacher refuses to let us go until two people take them
>Minutes pass, nobody does it
>Finally two other guys crack and take them
>Miss my bus because of it
Fuck that teacher
Daniel Thompson
I don’t even pull anything out all class and do not have this problem.
David Ramirez
Why yes, I can't relate to this thread cause im old enough to use this website and havent been in education for 10 years, how could you tell?
Austin Gomez
>didn’t get into uni
Cringe la
Kayden Bailey
>paying thousands for education instead of building websites online for idiots and making a fortune with no experience
Ahahaha holy fuck its like some peoole just want to be miserable
Ryan Ramirez
>larping on 4channel
Joshua Cook
Not him but tell me more about your vast wealth instead of larping
Austin Phillips
Cope harder. I make about 30k a year building websites and maintaining them for retarded farmers in my area who get government grants to start more meme businesses like brewing and jam making because theres barely any jobs here. Its literally about 12 hours a week lmao if you think it sounds difficult theres something wrong
Hunter Allen
>he forgets things 10 years after they happened
Carson Collins
I can walk into a 30k a year job as a 21 year old graduate, lmao if you're only earning that 10 years after you've left school
Aiden Lewis
>bragging about 30k a year
Both of my fields make 50-60 starting and median is around is 100+
Lucas Martin
What field is this?
Aiden Wilson
Even a braindead highschool dropout working a trade makes more than that
Christian Clark
Marketing but it's overly stressful, tedious bullshit with no free time. Doing an IT MSc currently and probably going infosec
Jackson Stewart
>30k
that's below the average salary in the uk
Luke Price
Ive been working at this since 2013. Government money never dries up and ill never do any more than 3 hours work monday to friday. Enjoy your 4 year courses and 40 hour weeks wagecucks.
Jaxson Gray
I have a friend in marketing who just graduated. Got a job in London on £32k and apparently that's one of the highest starting paying marketing jobs in the UK for a graduate. Really shows the difference between the US and Europe for salaries desu
Asher Gomez
That's nice pay for 12 hours a week
Asher Gomez
That goes for salaries for most things. Out cost of living, especially in cities is dramatically higher than even expensive parts of Europe
Yeah but he's implying he can live off it. Would be a good idea to do with downtime during an actual job though
Jack Gutierrez
My rent is £400 a month and food, alcohol, gas, electric and internet hover around £500. Land of the free sounds a bit shit tbqh if you couldnt like on 30k equivalent a year
Daniel Walker
True
Brayden Clark
At least in Denver, where I'm moving to, 80k is comfortably living and most white collar jobs requiring education would get you there. If anything what I hear about the UK is London is unaffordable and everywhere else is a rundown shithole due to dumping all of the country's money into London
Don't get me wrong, I hate the US and want to move but I don't like the UK either
John Moore
It is but his original comment made no mention of only working 12 hours while he also implied he was “making a fortune.”
Logan Roberts
Yeah this town isnt the best but it has everything i need. I spend most of the day browsing the internet watching anime and playing video games anyway after i look over some of the website shit i have to check. I dont understand why people are so obsessed with going to college and working like hell just to get up at 7am for the rest of their lives to slave away for 8 hours a day until they can retire and die.
Caleb Diaz
This really has nothing to do with uni, though. You could say the same about trades or other brainlet jobs, the other thing is what you're doing works because it's reasonably unique and if everyone knew how to do it reliably it wouldn't be nearly as profitable
Ryder Jones
Not him but 30k wouldn’t allow me to buy a house, afford any music equipment, or travel. To each their own though your setup sounds comfortable.
Jose Perry
>stop drawing swastikas on your desks, that is immoral
Grayson Rogers
>leaves 5 minutes into class without hall pass
Robert Williams
jesus christ I fucking hated this shit
Xavier White
>in highschool everyone told me college would be a reality check
>college was easy but uni is where it gets serious
>uni was easy but everyone told me post-graduate degrees are where it gets serious
>it's still the same shit
Why did everyone lie to me
Dylan Foster
If this ever goes downhill ill be going on the dole. Even tradesmen do quite long hours and have to work hard and get up early. Honestly can't see why people put themselves through it unless they need to feed families and buy big cars and houses
Eli Smith
On the dole?
Benjamin Hernandez
>MR.CHAD, IF YOU THINK THAT OFFENSIVE COMMENT MADE BY user IS FUNNY, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS CLASS
Cameron Russell
>teacher you forgot to give us homework
Nathan Walker
He means the money that the government gives to the unemployed. I don't know what you call it in USA
Jack Turner
Oh, literally just called "unemployment" but you really can't live on it
Oliver King
>uni was easy
What did you study. Im doing mechanical engineering and i want to die every day. I honestly think ill kill myself if the workplace has much to do with this shit im studying
John Torres
I never brought anything to class. I asked for a pencil and a textbook literally every period. If the soyteacher wanted to give me a detention for "being unprepared" I just skipped it while they seethed
Eli Parker
I'll avoid specifics due to not derailing the thread but it's STEM and not the CS meme, that said engineering degrees in general are infamous for being extremely difficult
Leo Peterson
>I honestly think ill kill myself if the workplace has much to do with this shit im studying
I’ve lurked /eng/ a lot and according to /sci/ it doesn’t
Leo Howard
/sci/ is mostly undergrads asking for homework help and blogging about grades/IQ so I'd take it with a grain of salt
Eli Morales
>Teacher, I just wanted to remind you that
last week you sent us homework for today.
Jayden Reed
Just using the time management skills they teach at this school to MANAGE MY TIME so I can leave class and go to the next one on time.
Christian Stewart
Yes I’m aware
Eli Rogers
>Buy the textbook?
Bentley Allen
>I don't care who started it, apologize to each other!
All teachers should be shot.
Andrew Bennett
hehe you got bullied
Lucas Jackson
>both get punished
Jaxon Walker
Why don't you move to a country that pays better? Teachers start with $60k AUD here and go all the way to $100K in 8 -10 or so years
Juan Phillips
tfw both got bullied and was a bully without realizing it. Kids are just pieces of shit and usually don't even mean to be
Andrew Morris
Done this before and actually left.
Christopher Murphy
thats just you being autistic
Evan Hall
dumb nigger
Juan Morales
fuck off autistic retard. your reply doesnt even make sense
Ryan Richardson
dumb nigger
Levi Thomas
dumb chink
Nathan Walker
dumb nigger
Caleb Roberts
prove it
Gabriel Hill
>Why yes, I did make a Facebook fanpage of my teacher and almost got kicked out of school, how could you tell?
Dominic Hernandez
>it's another "user was homeschooled so he can't relate but replies anyway" episode
Kayden King
Jose Gomez
Lmfao
Aiden Perry
God you’re cute
Girl, right?
Jordan Nguyen
Yes, I am a girl(male), but I identify as a man.
Nicholas Brooks
Kayden Howard
Everyone knows this and all teachers do it but
>THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU
The blacks in my class would go apeshit at the teacher over this and I'm glad. Made enough commotion for me and others to slip away.